Have gigantic dick

>have gigantic dick
>ugly autist

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>have 8 inch dick
>it's curved down and also to the left

what did god mean by this?

>have small dick
>be ugly half normie

UH, show us what you got, buddy.

Having a giant cock, would get you sex, even if you are ugly. Everyone like a huge cock.

>Tfw foids would rather bounce on chad's 3 inch micropenis for his validation than get gaped by ugly autistic donkey dick

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Nah, that's gay

this was not original

Pornstarts are ugly and usually fat.


So become a male Pornstart.

>Be naturally handsome and good looking
>Retarded and can't talk to people unless I plan what I say in advance

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>decent face
>hideous dick

You can get laid,
There are people who like stereotypically ugly guys with big dicks. It's actually quite a turn on for some.

is it okay if that ugliness is from being testlet no chin or do I have to be masculine ugly still

Either one. Tho tbf, masculine ugly is better. Sex is not something hard to get if u know where to look. It's just relationships that are hard.

I know masculine ugly is better, I'm never gonna let some well-formed chin absolute faggot tell me he's incel. Where do I look I don't want relationships

I mean, harder to tell you user since I'm gay but hookup apps aren't just a myth. They can and do work, you just gotta be prepared to trawl through a lot of shit to find the good stuff.

make a tinder and advertise your huge cock

I might try uploading a selfie and a dick pic see where it gets me.

>ugly autist
>dont have gigantic dick

Why don't you just become a porn star just like shane diesel then?

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>have small thin penis
>autistic nerd
How to get social?

hey retard :) fuck you

>average dick
>gigantic ugly autist

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Just do as me and use it on anime girls instead. They are also much nicer

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He reminds me of one of the dudes in this one video where a really petite tomboy was getting plowed with monster cocks and trying not to scream in pain until they broke her in, and she started cumming like crazy. I bet that felt so good for her. I need to dig that up to fap to later.

>have tiny dick
>ugly autist

it could be worse, OP

how big is that?
good taste

>have small penis
>ugly autist

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22cm so according to google 8.6 inches. And thanks and you too user

>Have a small bepis
>Ugly autist
At least i have a excuse, you are a bigger failure than me in a way.

>6ft4 above average face
> 6"x4.8" dick

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Hmm that looks yummy sir!
Would definitely succ 10/10

what did nature mean by this

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insted of face pute dick pic on tinder profile
and to any question they ask answer your dick size

>6 inch dick
>curved to left

don't listen to this kike OP, Mr. Goldberg will drug you and make you his white slave to make your pp small

>8.5 inches dick
>Crosseyed Fatfuck
more than 5 years since last had sex.

I legit look like a cross eyed ron jeremy,

>tfw all length no girth
At least no one will ever see it

>fat
>big dick
LOL you wish. Maybe if your entire length wasn't buried in mounds of blubber.

I think you love it too. by the looks of things