/britfeel/

Anyone want to discuss child rape?

Who else here wants poleaboo to die, genuinely?
I've never really wanted that to happen to someone but I do with that degenerate mong.

These are absolute fucking gems

It would be good for the character progression.

>Invite Moni to watch Lolita, romeo and juliet and American Beauty
>Hide Big Dave in a tub of poleslaw.
>When Moni sticks his dirty hands in, instead of grabbing a handful of poleslaw he grabs Big Dave's head.
>*Tv suddenly switches off*
YA THOUGHT YA WOZ WATCHIN' STANLEY KUBRICK'S CLASSIC FILM LOLITA.
WELL YA WASN'T WATCHIN' THAT PAEDO FILTH
YA WERE WATCHIN' ME!
UNDA NONCE HUNTAH CODE CHAPTER SIX LINE EIGHT WATCHIN' THIS IS A FOOKIN NONCE CRIME CONSPIRACEH TO WATCH KIDS
'OLD HIM DOWN BIG MATE, IM CALLIN T'TAXI
*Sofa wraps around your arms and holds Moni in place. It was Big Bazza all along...*

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sounds a bit gay mate, not that there is anything wrong with that, i meant as a friend

They were different times user

Not too fussed if he lives or dies tbqh, though I would like to see his smug facade break down as he slowly starts to realise the sum total of his inadequacies and failures

There's no statute of limitations on being a nonce.

thanks user and its nice to be appreciated but im only doing my job

*starts 11 week long resurfacing work on the north-bound carriageway of the thread*

Yeah but in a nice way, I want him to get a job sort his life out and fuck off

starting to regret getting that papa johns now

Fucking hell Im crying. Can you do another one where the noncehunters catch Poley trying to hug children at the arcade

>Historical Nonce apologist.

In 40 years time you'll be saying that Jimmy Saville was a 'product of the times'"

Imagine caring about someone who posts in a thread so much that you fantasize about them dying.

lads I feel beyond retarded my sister has given me a Maths Question and I feel like a right retard as my mind is stuck on whether It's answering for an integer number or an Algebraic answer

Worst part is it's a basic question of:
There are a Total of 58 red and blue shirts
Red is 7 less than 4 times amount of blue
How many red and blue shirts are there?

>caring about someone
>hoping they die
Lad

How old was his gf then?

Lee Anthony Hoyland putting up temporary traffic lights.

>DescriptionAnne Hathaway was the wife of William Shakespeare, the English poet, playwright and actor. They were married in 1582, when he was 18 and she was 26 years old. She outlived her husband by seven years

Doesnt sound very noncy to me lads...

>I dont care about this person but actively hope he dies not that I care or anything

swing and miss you fucking tard

Clearly cares somewhat if he has that strong of an opinion you mong.

Applying to Unis lads, issue is I have no idea what Unis are even decent and those that I know for certain that are i.e Manchester, Cambridge, Oxford, Durham absolutely won't take me without a sob story about me getting minor brain damage and dealing with autism.
>t. 20 year old fag who didn't research when I was in college

Nonces will often have a normal aged partner to cover their activities.

You'll be okay, I'm sure you'll pass the test. When would you start training or whatever after that?
Idk what time I'm going to be back home. Have you ever played gta sa multiplayer? I was going to suggest playing that there's this one server that's really fun

r + b = 58
r = 4b - 7

58 - b = 4b - 7
65 = 5b
b = 13
r = 45

just go to one that's good for what you want to study

>have 13 year old gf
>no one realises im a nonce

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58 = x + y
58 = x + ((x*4)-7)

In 1275, the first age of consent was set in England, at age 12 (Westminster 1 statute)

Juliet was of age. Not a nonce. Simple as.

If the eggs and sperm have been frozen for a decade, she's technically legal at 6 years old.

Good on the lad desu, shame how things ended up though.

Wtf you can't just call someone a nonce when they aren't. Now the prophet Muhammad he was a kiddie fiddler.

can you imagine nonce hunters back then? getting one of the skinny lads to pretend to be and 11 year old girl then all the rest of the lads tackling the nonce and one bloke painting the scene to be displayed in the town square

youtube.com/watch?v=oxY89F5oU-I

>He's apologising for William rapeskids crimes against children

He was the Jimmy Saville of his day.

Just ate an egg lads.
Wuu2

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Fucking STATE of thots like this. Can we just rid the earth of them?

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>We've got the fookin' parchment ye sick knave
>Go on Dave of Eastfold, hold 'im down.
>Local guards gonna come and fookin stone ya tah death ya nonce.

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>Thou art a nonce and a villain
>Forsooth!
>Large Dathaniel, have at him!

cola shave those fucking hobbit feet

>cola has nasty feet
Dropped

i only have one of those things, i'm over 5'9

feet like a hobbit
that's not me

is this bait to get me to post my feet?

>>We've got the fookin' parchment ye sick knave
>>Forsooth!
>>Large Dathaniel, have at him!

Chuckling here lads

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I don't like sucking dick.

based and eggpilled
im sitting in the front room watching eggheads

I have all five but I'm still a virgin.

>you wouldn't fap to prime 15 year old alizee, would you user?

youtu.be/gRaRdAYO9II

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>prime
FUCKING NONCE GET 'IM

It's a shame what happened to her, the aging I mean.

Which one though lads? I really feel like my brain has honestly broke a little bit as I got an A in Maths and I'm too much of a pleb to even know.

Child rape is my favourite topic of conversation lad, how did you know? I post about it every single day, also if you're attracted to a 16 year old girl you're a fucking nonce

Saw right through me, clever lass

>Hello user.
>Thank you for coming to this police interview today.
>We've got some very serious concerns about what you've been posting on Jow Forums.org.
>You said you want to masturbate to underage girls on Youtube and have been encouraging others to do the same?
>Care to explain why you have so much lolishit on your hard drive?

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Bit of a forehead on her.

>its a team of army poshos

>Tfw over 5'9

Good stuff must be why the women love me

its a basic simultaneous equation. use the first ones answers, they both give you the same thing.

>He's absolutely fucking seething that the net is closing in your ilk.

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Cheers lid, first lad deserves most of the credit. Even had an image ready to go

They are actually 5000 years old, officer.

There's no law against that, which seems odd.

I actually think she got better as she aged, although the tattoos ruined her

W-well you see Officer, t-theres these lads that go around hunting nonces, Nonce Hunters you could say. I was just making some jokes to rile them up! N-nothing sinister I swear!

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The latest rejection was one setback too far to Poley who has necked himself

Tattoos, pregnancy, weight, sagging... She hit the wall hard.

Ho Chi Minh
shoot a load on my chin

>there's no law against having lolishit on your hard drive

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>There's no law against that
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/7676738.stm

I don't actually have lolishit though, nothing wrong with a healthy appreciation of alizees early work

me too.
based mini eggs

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>watching girls on youtube
>actual cartoon child porn

Slight difference you retard.

I've got pics of cola's feet but this isn't the place to post them.

Nice leg you fucking elephant

>one set back too far
>implying there is an upper limit to Poleys capacity for failure and degeneracy
To his credit, Amirs self esteem must take a beating on the daily and yet the little weasel soldiers on

lose some fucking weight you fat cow

youtu.be/OxirEb9AGCo

>tiktok is a noncenest too

Ah go on lad, just a little peek

>you're not allowed to use tiktok if you're over 20

Thanks for sharing lad, I'm interested to find out the hangouts of people who want to fuck kids

morning lads. another episode of being asleep for 20 hours
:(

Bloody hell lads thats a relatively normal looking leg

>watching girls on youtube
The original post also referenced lolishit on his hard drive. It was never clear which part of the post you were referring to, you fucking retard.

>She hit the wall hard.
Absolute STATE of nonces

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It was if weren't autistic, now fuck off back to your nonce cartoons.

Were you the lad who pledged to try and stay awake via Monster energy drinks?

cola in 2 years

Fair enough lad fair enough...what would be the place?

I always follow the law