Be american

>be american
>get shot

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>be canadian

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>be canadian
>get arrested for hate speech

>Be italian
>Switch to the winning side

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>be a pirate
>yarrrr

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>be canadian
>get frozen

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>be bong
>go to jail for writing >:(

>Britbong
>lose clock
>become britbomb

>switch side
>run by a dictator
>leaf
>gay

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>be american
>get fat

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You wish you were fat so Palistine wouldn’t shrink so quickly

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>thinking i care about "palistine"

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>vpn niggers

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>thinking i use a vpn

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>so insecure he has to proxy friend on a board with international banter

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>so dumb thinking everyone is either from us or a vpn nigger
>mfw

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>us and not U.S. or u.s.

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You don't have to go that far man.

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Thank you user you are most kind, friends forever

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Sorry man didn’t know you couldn’t handle the Jow Forumser

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