>be american
>get shot
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>be canadian
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>be canadian
>get arrested for hate speech
>Be italian
>Switch to the winning side
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>be a pirate
>yarrrr
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>be canadian
>get frozen
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>be bong
>go to jail for writing >:(
>Britbong
>lose clock
>become britbomb
>switch side
>run by a dictator
>leaf
>gay
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>be american
>get fat
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You wish you were fat so Palistine wouldn’t shrink so quickly
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>thinking i care about "palistine"
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>vpn niggers
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>thinking i use a vpn
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>so insecure he has to proxy friend on a board with international banter
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>so dumb thinking everyone is either from us or a vpn nigger
>mfw
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>us and not U.S. or u.s.
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You don't have to go that far man.
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Thank you user you are most kind, friends forever
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Sorry man didn’t know you couldn’t handle the Jow Forumser
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