user, this is my friend jordan. Isn't she pretty? she likes video games and maths and watching anime...

> user, this is my friend jordan. Isn't she pretty? she likes video games and maths and watching anime. I'll leave you guys to it then. bye!
what's the correct move here?

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put the moves on jordan and spoon with her within the hour

depends what kind of person the recommender is but probably the correct move is to ask jordan to go get coffee if you think she's attractive, and then have a conversation with her to see if she's worth your time.

Reason being, "isnt she pretty" is an awkward way to set y'all up but she probably wouldnt do that without having talked to jordan first meaning this is roughly the equivalent of a tinder match in terms of odds

>maths
Probably has some nasty limey accent.

>what games are you playing lately?

Which ones supposed to be which?
Also
>implying I like math

> be at coffee date with jordan
what would you even say?

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Pretend to care about her nerd interests until I find a convenient way to excuse myself.

I'm gonna have trouble being friends with anybody who enjoys math, like what the fuck is wrong with you

She looks fucking twelve

Yell I THINK HOLOCHAIN SUCKS while dabbing and slowly walking towards the door

you seriously ordered a latte?

I can't script out a date for you but ask a question like "so how do you know x" the person who introduced you.

Then ask followup questions while also occasionally producing anecdotes and information about yourself.

Think about the sorts of things you'd want to know about a person who you're entertaining romantically engaging with.

Ask questions that are both not creepy and also help you get an idea of whether she has those qualities.

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You act like that's a bad thing, originally speaking, of course.

probably repulse her with my self loathing energy

Express my sympathies that her friend hates her enough to leave her with me while the friend goes to slut it up somewhere else.

Angry Birds and Naruto don't count you pleb.

Palestine kike negro name with tranny face. Yikes

I'm so in love with Jordan Mcewen.

Then she would be just like you and a perfect match

>she likes video games and maths
>maths

I have Dyscalculia.

It's really bothering me how she looks so familiar to me and I have no idea why that is

She's that girl from your dreams :)

Ask her if she wants a foot massage. If she's weirded out by you smelling her dirty socks ask her if she prefers cum shots or BBC porn. Then either way tell her about your sex toy collection. It's really difficult to find hardcore porn that's just really straight up pounding so you'll probably want to have her try a dragon dildo first and some vibrators after some light spanking. If that talk doesn't weird her out too much or whatever shoe her your cum jar and see if she'll try drinking it. Usually it's ideal if they can get it right 'off the tap' but that has a lot of problems or whatever and before you know it you're just going to be jerking off with someone that wants to go watch tv and you're a huge cuck since all the 2 pump chumps are doing their thing with her already.

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>It's really difficult to find hardcore porn that's just really straight up pounding
too real

Proceed to chat with her for a few minutes then engage in sexual relations.

I know right man that's apparently a weird fetish thing. How do you ever find that catagory? I've looked at them all. You can try jackhammer or jackhammering, don't try jacking, trust me on this. You can try pounding and it's just no where near right. Or pound, but then you'll probably just get british slags. I kind of understand why it's not it's own thing the kind of girls okay with that are like so pliant they're practically like fucking a bag of sand or going to go tell their boyfriend about it.

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Probably because she just looks like an average plain jane white girl.