Censored thread. You know what time it is

Censored thread. You know what time it is.

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Hell yeah, glad this came up now so it'll be nice and full tonight when I'm off work.

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I'll just throw in this one for now and hope the thread picks up.

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Got a couple of these laying around hope people like them.

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This is a good one. I love that caption edits are so popular.

Who doesn't like a little story to go with their porn?

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pokemon ones get me more than anything else

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Have this one then. I enjoy it's simplicity and that it only censors a little bit for maximum teasing.

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Bullyanon here. I can never get enough of putting you worthless freaks in your place.

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Are you the user who was making people use trips a few days ago?

Sure was. It's so much fun making them label themselves so that everyone can keep track of all the humiliating shit they do for me.

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You've certainly got a way with words. I still get off to pick related with those stories you wrote earlier.

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I actually don't recall writing any stories desu. Just ordering betas around.

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weird, I could have swore their feet were censored too

Must be another user then. This was the post/thread.

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/50102369/#50107556

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Oh yeah, that's not me. I wasn't around over the holidays. Anything between December 21st and New Year's wasn't me.

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I'm one of the trip anons from before.. I wasn't planning on masturbating or edging tonight but I will if you're here..

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That's actually quite a cute story.

And why the fuck haven't you already added your trip? I wasn't playing around when I told you that I expected you to wear it in *all* of these threads from now on.

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I'm sorry.. I don't want to come across as an attention whore sir.

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Oh my God, it's you. This is going to be a fun night. I saw the censored thread you made the day after I made you eat your special loser toast; I just didn't reply because unlike you, I actually had things to do since I'm not a no-life loser. I had a good chuckle when you mentioned having a breakdown and even crying. Why don't you tell me more about it? I wanna hear you describe what it was like in detail.

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It smelled awful. It wasn't so bad when I was so aroused that I couldn't think straight, but afterwards it kicked in how disgusting I was, and how nasty I was acting. That's why I started tearing up.. but no longer than a half hour later I was already aroused again, thinking about it while sleeping on the floor like you said. I'm such a loser. I'm already anticipating what you're going to do to me, and its making me aroused again sir..

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Hopefully you'll be tearing up again before the end of the night. A toilet-humping virgin loser like you doesn't deserve to ever feel good about themselves. A few questions first:

1) Did you sleep on the floor the next night too?
2) Do you have a microphone? I'm not planning to make you post anything here, but there's something I want to make you do that involves a mic
3) When/how often are you home alone?
4) What other things do you have around that I could potentially degrade you with? I'm talking lipstick, tampons, etc.

I'm mainly asking for future threads. I have so much in store for my little bitch.

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>1) Did you sleep on the floor the next night too?
Yes sir, I did.
>2) Do you have a microphone? I'm not planning to make you post anything here, but there's something I want to make you do that involves a mic
Yes, but its a low quality integrated one. Also, I try to be quiet..
>3) When/how often are you home alone?
During some of the weekdays, like all day tuesday and wednsday until the evening.
>4) What other things do you have around that I could potentially degrade you with? I'm talking lipstick, tampons, etc.
Nothing much like that, I'm sorry. It's just me and my parents and they are very low maintenance. I recently turned 19, so they leave me alone with my door locked 90% of the time.

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>1) Did you sleep on the floor the next night too?
>Yes sir, I did.
Good. Glad to see you followed through on that punishment. But you're going to have to be punished for not having your trip ready, too. Pinch your nipples as hard as you can and repeat out loud "My name is Tammy Toilet Humper and I want everyone on Jow Forums to know what a loser I am" for two full minutes. Set a timer and keep pinching your nipples the entire time.

oh my God, how I needed this thread
I'm going to have a while month to myself so I'll cage my dick and only browse either sissy hypno or censored porn, wish me luck

Done. This made me really aroused sir. My nipples hurt though.. do I have your permission to touch myself sir?

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Not yet. First I want to hear you tell me about how you and your toilet have been. You *have* been taking your wedding vows seriously, right?

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coming up on 2 months without an orgasm. i'm so addicted to porn and humiliation at this point that i don't know how much more depraved i can get. never thought i would make it this far but it's better than i could have imagine. i never want to cum again

I didn't think you'd have saved that.. yes sir. I have dribbled into my toilet every single time I have masturbated since. Every time. It is messing with my head now since I've done it so much..

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>I didn't think you'd have saved that..
Of course I did. It's the funniest thing I've done to *any* of you beta losers. I also have your essay saved.

You're allowed to start touching yourself, but remember how I asked if you had a mic? You're going to record yourself reading this in your wimpiest, girliest voice, save it on your computer, and listen to it.

>It is messing with my head now since I've done it so much..
Awwww, is the little sissy starting to fall in love with her toilet for realises?

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Yes sir.. also I have a confession to make.. I didn't want to mention it since you punished me very hard last time, but I masturbated to an uncensored image again I had saved.. I forgot I had it saved. It was this one.. I'll delete it after I post it here. I don't have any other uncensored images or videos on my pc other than it sir.

I'll repeat the essay now sir..

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i have been waiting for this thread for days

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While I do not condone any of this
>not making him post it on vocaroo

I'll have to think of another punishment for you later, but for now let's keep it simple and have you slap yourself in the balls as hard as you can. And look her in the eyes and apologize for looking at her. I know how much you love Android 18; well she obviously wouldn't want a disgusting, cum-eating virgin who married his toilet looking at her, so imagine how much it pisses her off that you keep doing this. Post your apology to her too. It'd better be good.

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Oh I'm considering it, but it's something I'd want to save for further down the line once he's even more broken and stupid.

you need to put him in chastity

bumping

who else here has erectile dysfunction?

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>Anons coming up with ways to punish that pathetic beta
Sounds like fun. Anyway, since they named themself Tammy Toilet Humper, have you considered making them flush their head in the toilet?

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I hit my balls sir and it hurts really badly but it weirdly felt good too.. I've never done it before but it feel like my little penis is on fire. Is it supposed to feel this arousing.. I'll apologize sir.
"I am very sorry for masturbating to you without censors, I know that if you existed you would not give a nasty masturbation addict like me a second glance, so I don't deserve to masturbate to you either. Even censored images are too good for me, so I am grateful for them. I should grovel just to be able to look at them."

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i'm trying. sometimes my jerk sessions will go so long that i get soft in seconds if i don't stroke, but i still get hard normally otherwise. the thought of jerking myself to ruin while i worship porn is so erotic

>have you considered making them flush their head in the toilet?
I've already made him do that, lmao. Though it'll hardly be the only time.

I do have a few new rules for you by the way, Tammy:

1) Whenever you go into your bathroom for *any* reason (even if it's just to wash your hands or brush your teeth), you're going to go up to your toilet, say "Hi sweetie!" (or whatever affectionate pet name you'd like) and give it a peck on the lid. Pretty soon you'll be getting butterflies whenever you think of her; doesn't that sound exciting!?
2) No more standing up to pee. You're going to sit down. This goes for *all* toilets.
3) Whenever you go to the bathroom, you're going to thank your toilet as well.

Think you could follow those, Tammy? As for your balls, that's hilarious. I'll be sure to remember that for the future.

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Yes sir, every time I will do it. Also, I already always sit down when I use the toilet..
Is there anything I can do you amuse you tonight sir? I'm very grateful you give me this attention.. nothing else turns me on like our sessions do.

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something about this ticks all the right boxes

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>Is there anything I can do you amuse you tonight sir?
You know what actually? Thinking about it, I don't see why you should get to stroke yourself like a real man. Instead, why don't you spend the rest of the night fingering yourself instead? Suck on your finger to lube it up; you can even pretend it's your Master's cock since you're so obsessed with me.

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Yes sir.. may I ask how I can earn my edging privilege again sir? Maybe I could slap my balls some more? Going to use my middle finger..

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>I've already made him do that, lmao. Though it'll hardly be the only time.
Kek, very nice. You trained them well. It's pretty amusing to see someone this docile and submissive. It's like observing a human test subject.

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>Yes sir.. may I ask how I can earn my edging privilege again sir?

Is Tammy scared that fingering her asshole won't feel as nice as edging, or is she scared because she's thinking of Master's cock as she does it?

Either way, you'll get your edging privilege back when I feel like it. I've been distracted making dinner so I forgot to ask: do you do your own laundry, or do your parents do it for you?

I do it sir. While they are away, at that.

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>It's pretty amusing to see someone this docile and submissive. It's like observing a human test subject.

Check out the last thread Tammy and I were in: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/50245048/#50249818

Abusing her is so fun. She'll basically do whatever I tell her as long as it doesn't wake up her parents.

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In that case, I know exactly how you can earn your edging privileges back:

First, pull up some pictures of Android 18. Not censored, not uncensored, just normal pictures of her, the kind you can find on Google. Put on a pair of underwear. You're going to piss yourself like a weak little child. And you're going to look her in the eyes and tell her how much you love being a pathetic, limp-dicked, pissypants loser who spends all their free time getting abused by a stranger online. If you're afraid of making a mess, put the clothes you were wearing today under you.

And even then, I still expect you to finger yourself. You'll just be allowed to use your other hand to edge as well.

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i wish we had more with humiliating instructions, i remember there was one set becquerel made for 2017 where there was like a challenge/instruction every month and i kinda wish we had one for this year

I put some spare clothes on the ground to prevent a mess.. I did it sir. I had to wait a minute or two for my erection could go down so that I could actually do it.. the image I posted is what I pulled off of google.
I looked her straight in the eyes and said that I really, really love being a limp dicked loser who loves being humiliated by user. I said that it makes me more aroused than I have been in months, and that a pathetic virgin like myself will probably never fap to normal porn again. Squatting as I type this out sir..

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Christ, is there anything you *won't* do to make me laugh?

>I put some spare clothes on the ground to prevent a mess..
I hope there was a shirt there. Because I want you to wear it. And remember how I said I'd think up a punishment for you looking at censored porn? Well guess what: your clothing privileges for the rest of the week are the underwear you're wearing and the clothes you pissed on.

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*at UNcensored porn. Silly me.

There was a shirt there.. I'll put it on now sir.
>for the rest of the week
I'm glad I'm by myself most of this week.. that's so nasty, but I'm furiously edging my floppy penis to the thought of it.
Could I maybe ask you something? That you could censor the uncensored image above that I masturbated to.. it's always twice as erotic when someone else does it. I'll do whatever you ask in return to make it worth your time sir, if you deem it amusing enough to indulge me sir.

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Jesus Christ man how did you get this way? Are you autistic? When did you first look at internet porn for your tastes to be this fucked at only 19?

>that's so nasty, but I'm furiously edging my floppy penis to the thought of it.
Think of it this way: you and your toilet match now! Isn't that cute?
>I'll do whatever you ask in return to make it worth your time sir, if you deem it amusing enough to indulge me sir.
As a matter of fact, there are a few things:

1) Write "Limped-Dicked Virgin For Life" across your thigh and "Property of Master Bullyanon" above your cock. No washing it off for the rest of the night.
2) Smack yourself in the balls again, this ten ten times.
3) Remember how I had you write an essay about how much you love your toilet? Well now I expect you to write one about how much you love and worship me. At least 300 words. No repeating the same thing, either.
4) take nice big huffs of your piss-soaked shirt whenever you're able to.

I'll post the censored image once you've done everything.

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Huh, I've got to say it, wasn't expecting this but I'm really enjoying this user and the toilet slave

How do you know "she" is doing all this shit? Probably just jerking off while reading it but then not following through

>this ten ten times
*this time ten times. I'm having so much fun I'm forgetting to proofread. I have the picture all ready, by the way.

I abuse him in a lot of these threads. There's another loser who typically shows up too, but I guess he wasn't around tonight.

Would have been funny if he ended up smacking his own balls 100 times

Ten.
Here you are sir. I wrote down what you wanted on myself too, and slapped my balls ten times. It hurts really badly but my penis strangely feels good afterwards.. I almost came, but I didn't.

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Good loser! I can practically hear your weak, watery loser cum dribbling on the floor as I read this. I hope you're being a good bitch and licking it up.

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I-I came in my pants sir.. I'm sorry. I know I was supposed to dribble my load into the toilet but I couldn't help it..

Oh my God, were you even touching yourself, or did you just squirt as soon as you saw the picture I censored for you? I really wanna know, I'm laughing so much right now.

Leave the underwear on. Now you'll be wearing piss AND cum-soaked underwear for the rest of the week. Now you and your toilet match even more! In fact, not only are you going to go into your bathroom and apologize to your toilet for not using it, but you know what else? Since you said you're going to be alone most of the week, you and your toilet should have a date. I want you to set aside at least 30 minutes next week to sit in the bathroom with your toilet and talk about how much you love her, your matching looks, sharing stories about the things I've done to you and showing her censored pictures you like. And of course making out and humping her.

>30 minutes next week
30 minutes *this* week. I'm only correcting myself here because I know you're really stupid and might misinterpret me.

Eggs Benedict surrounded me for hours until I fought them off. I then decided to come on over here hoping I could find some maple syrup to go with my pancakes, but the river dried up and left me stranded. Luckily for me the ice cream man decided to thaw out the ice cream in his truck, refilling the riverbed. That's how I made my way here without a dollar to my mind and a nickel for my truck.
Anyway, my mother slapped my honky until the grass fed cows came home. So now that she's not so sloppy I made my final decision. I will undergo the kidney transplant. Wish me luck on Mars!

Haha, wouldn't it be funny if I was tammy haha
Reeeeee how does one get involved in something like this, i wish I wasnt shy and a bit more talkative

Just watch threads like this for bully anons and beg them to use/order you. I know the bully user here has already claimed 2 beta losers. You'll probably end up the third and he'll give you a nickname and boom your his bitch.

Sounds hot, I'll make sure to get my writing game on point, don't think I will
Fuck

this.
At first I could get a sense of which beta was which because they'd have a certain posting style and typically post the same images, and I figured out how to wrap them around my finger by observing them. Then I just rolled with it.

At any rate, you're already a pathetic piece of shit, so you're already halfway to becoming my third bitch.

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You did all that? Really?
Were you the one posting with anons about making them sniff your balls? That was some amazing stuff.
I actually like playing both sides of this and I've done so with anons here, but I don't really know about it, and yes, I'd like to see what happens regarding you or any other bullies, I mean, sounds like a worthwile experience, I'm just making a bad reputation for myself by actually blogposting shouldnt do that forget it night.

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Sorry for autism have a pic to make up for it

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>You did all that? Really?
It's a lot less difficult than it seems. I'm a switch so a lot of it comes naturally.
>Were you the one posting with anons about making them sniff your balls? That was some amazing stuff
Nah, see . When I did pop in while lurking on my phone, I was pretty happy to see other anons taking on my role.
>I actually like playing both sides of this and I've done so with anons here
Same. There are plenty of these threads where I act as a sub too. Though I've obviously been shifting much more towards my dominant side as I've been building up a loser harem in these threads.
>I'm just making a bad reputation for myself by actually blogposting shouldnt do that forget it night.
Lmao, no wonder you have to resort to tugging your little cock to censored drawings. You probably get so nervous you have to fight the urge to pee yourself whenever you're even in the same room as a pretty girl.

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I also wanna mention that surprisingly, there's a censored porn thread on /e/ right now.

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How do I get bullied the same way other anons are. I don't want to be left out.

Lies user. Nothing but lies and deceit. You tricked me. I am disappointed.

I would like to know too....for a friend.

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Uncensored Time :D

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