>When you're walking down the street and a Stacey looks at you for a few seconds then looks away at too far an angle in the other direction past her forward gaze, overcompensating for having looked at you
When you're walking down the street and a Stacey looks at you for a few seconds then looks away at too far an angle in...
>When the only girl in a Computer Science class does a little stressed sigh and says "I don't understand this..."
>When a Jow Forumstard walks past a minority Chad and wants to defend his ego by making racist comments
>When a herpes infested girlfriend who settled down with you after she hit 35 because she wanted a beta bux provider says "I think it's time we act like adults and have a child"
>When you're an acne covered Becky and a 6'3" drug dealer tells you to suck his smegma covered dick
>When you finally get a girlfriend but she has a roasty, and after masturbating to porn involving 6'4" Chads she wants to have sex with you and her vagina's really lubricated
>When you're in the locker room and you accidentally see a really feminine penis
>When you spent half an hour looking for the best porn to bust a nut to and you settle with a video that's "good enough" but not what you had in mind, then after you finish cleaning up you scroll down before exiting your incognito window and see the perfect video you were looking for, but now it's too late
>When you're a 37 year old NEET and your parents had company over so you hid in your room, but your really hot Aunt was over so you masturbated under the covers to the sound of her cackling laugh that always gets you hard, then you bust a nut so hard that the exhaustion puts you to sleep, then the next morning your mom comes in to check on you
>When you make a really HQ thread but then some animefag comes and ruins it
>When you finally try to ask a girl out and get rejected
>When a roasty complains about how "online dating is just sooooo hard"
>When your ex wife divorces you and takes 50% of your net worth, then waste it all on frivolous purchases, becomes a heroin addict, destroys her life, then tries to get back together with you because she realizes you're the one who provided her with everything she needed that you she no longer receives, but you give her the correct response
>When you meet a girl on r9k but then she gets bored of you and you keep messaging her but she doesn't respond
>When the Stacey sitting across from you at work won't stop telling you about the new boyfriend she found who she connects with so deeply on a physical level
>When you wake up to the harsh truth
>When a roasty finally opens her legs for you
>When you finally man up and get rid of your girlfriend who had a "cuckold fetish"
>When you find out your girlfriend is cheating on you and you tell her to stop or else you'll break up with her
>When you finally realize you're never going to get a girlfriend
>When you're walking through the cheap part of town, you smell the stench of fish, then you turn around and see a toothless meth addict roasty
>When you make a thread that you think is really high quality and funny, but nobody replies after 20 posts
Good thread, brother...
Here's a you brother, it's well deserved.
>make about 20k~ dollars USD off botting and items
>put my self through my dream school (culinary school)
>end up fucking miserable and never working in a kitchen after a year of kitchen work
yep. Some how I fell for the biggest RS scam ever. Lost all my money with 0 returns. Hell I'm in debt now. fuck you runescape you scam artist heaven
>when you're autistic
Go back to school for something you enjoy fren
good thread Op took me right back
Epic rune maymay
Great thread op, make me laugh, thanks!
nice one fren have another
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making a prove