Be richest man in the entire world

look at her fucking neck, nightmarefuel

>getting married as a millionaire
He deserves it for being so god damn fucking stupid. Should have just hired an assassino

Unless he's fucking retarded, he'll have already fully prepped for it, and she'll only get maybe a few mill, if she isn't glowniggered by his buddies in an alleyway.

He's probably kicking her out now so when he takes over the world she won't get half of it in a divorce

She's guaranteed to take half of all his shit.
So at least 75 billion, she will be the richest woman from a divorce.

Buy low sell high she did pretty good

Apparently they met in 1992 and got married in 1993, he was working a regular job and Amazon didn't even exist at this point in any form. Amazon didn't even start out until 1994, and it started as a online bookstore.

i fucking hate women so god damn much
i want to cave their face in with a fucking hammer, this whore is getting so much fucking money by literally just being a woman
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

She was probably very pretty when she was younger, if she kept her mouth shut and hid that weird smile

>put benis in wrong hole
>lose gdp of an entire country

The absolute state of marriage cucks

>hid that weird smile
She's not going to be hiding it any time soon, boyo, smiling to the fuckin' bank.

that makes more sense desu. she's going to probably become a multi-billionaire just because she married a bookstore nerd back in the 90's. God I wish I had luck.

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>wife of a quarter-century files for divorce literally a month after you become richest person on Earth
Fucking women. They really are all the same, huh?

This doesn't mean every relationship will work, you desperate psycho

You really can't blame him, he got married before the red pill became common knowledge.

Most divorces haven't been that way for 50 years bro.

That's not what shed get money for. You need help.

>love, loyalty, and happiness.
Then you can never have it.

>No, my advice doesn't actually work but you should follow it anyways because it'll make me feel good about my useless, normalfag existence.

This, also he was cheating on her so it's not like she just up and divorced him for no reason. I'm sure the money is on her mind but if that was the only thing it's not like she couldn't have divorced him ten years ago and still made out like a bandit.

Sounds to me like they were having actual marital discontent.

So you're saying they're nonexistent? Then there's no point for you to bother.

Sometimes it does work. What kind of autist thinks that means it will 100 % work every time? You're pretty pathetic pal.

Yes, she WILL get half of all his shit.
Unless they wrote up a prenup, which is is highly unlikely since she met with Bezo's in the 90s when he was working at a book store.

she is going to end up a victim of suicide caused by two 9mm rounds to the back of the head.

>thats not what she'd get money for
if you are a woman, you literally just sit there and not-get-fat, and a man will ask you out and eventually marry you. You are not expected to get a job or a education, just to be NOT OBESE and have a pussy.
This fucking whore did nothing and will be the richest woman in the world.

>willing to die on your sword of platitudes this bad

I hope he loses fuckin everything

thats what that nigger gets for firing me

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It's karma a'ight

JUST KEEP YOUR ALPHA FRAME BRO
JUST HAVE A BIG DICK BRO
JUST HIT THE GYM BRO
JUST BUY BETTER CLOTHES
JUST LOWER YOUR STANDARDS BRO

THAT WAS NOT A REAL ALPHA BRO
YOU PICK THE WRONG WOMAN BRO

>be woman
>marry some nerd in the 90s
>divorce him once he gets rich
>get TENS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS for doing... nothing
>literally get handed the gdp of a small country for existing and having a vagina, that's it
b-but remember boyim, womyn are oppressed and discriminated against by the evil patriarchy!!!

This is why I couldn't handle being wealthy. You couldn't trust anyone, not even people you're close to, not to be out of themselves. Being a controlling, guarded asshole doesn't mean you're crazy, it means you're rational. Being wealthy or powerful is not for the sentimental. It is for wolves and I am no wolf.

>my advice doesn't work reliably
>also there's a shitload of exceptions to it that may suggest it's not correct to begin with
>but you should trust me dude

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Why did you get fired? How bad did you fuck up?

He'll be fine and she'll be "fine" too

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what do you guys think she'll do with the money

Ugly personalities will often make you ugly on the outside

and you incels thought money could compensate for personality
HA HA

Not everybody looks like your porn stars that you masturbate to 24/7

She's going to get more than half of his shit and he will be ruined. If I was him I would have this whore killed in an "accident". Even if he had a prenup in several different countries, prenups are fucking toilet paper. All the woman has to do is say "I was pressured into signing it". This is why you go MGTOW.
Brown nosing cucks need to leave the board NOW.

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That's women for you in a fucking nutshell, man. It's never enough for them. I know I'm never getting married and I wouldn't either if I was you.

Welcome to real life little babby men

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
WOMEN ARE A FUCKING MEME
I WANT TO TRUST ONE BUT BULLSHIT LIKE THIS MAKES IT STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
DIVORCE LAWS NEED TO FUCKING CHANGE IMMEDIATELY
THIS PIECE OF SHIT DOES NOT DESERVE BILLIONS OF ANOTHER PERSON'S MONEY JUST FOR ACTING PRETTY
FUCK
U
C
K

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>cucks you
he was the one cheating though

I KNOW RIGHT?
SHE LITERALLY JUST HAD TO NOT BE OBESE AND SHE GETS FUCKING ***BILLIONS***
IT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH THAT MY DAD WORKED HIS ASS OFF FOR YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND DIDNT EVEN EARN LIKE 5% OF THAT WHILE THIS WHORE JUST HAD TO SUCK DID AND LOOK DECENT

you're forgetting he was pulling 200k easy at that time from his old IB job

>Youngest female billionare got rich because her sisters loved sucking dick
>This women is about to becoem the richest women by divorcing the richest man
Darkest timeline

every night snort an 8ball and a 6pack of bulls

If I was married and this whatever whore divorced me tomorrow,
She wouldn't even have $100.
I work part time, I live with mom and dad,
I'd fucking want to kill myself if I lost half of 67.5Trillion or Billion dollars.
But, anyway, has the alimony been set in stone?

God she looks like a pyschopath.

>advice doesn't work
>insult anyone who points this out
Ok retard

Predictions of the settlement, knowing how long they've been together, you can estimate that she ended up with a salary of well over 500,000 / hr of time spent with him.

Yes, you read that correctly. He could have hired 500 or so well very expensive escorts to literally follow him around crawling on the floor and giving him everything he wanted for that same sum of money.

Never get married.

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still in denail
ok babby man keep coping

It's The Secret-tier delusion.

Maybe if Bezos had another 137 billion dollars he wouldn't be getting divorced.

>get proven wrong
>admit your own advice is not reliable
>insult people who don't want to follow the terrible advice given
>they point out that this isn't helping your case and only serves to drive people further from your advice
>somehow they are the ones coping and not you

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inb4 mysterious death

>WEEB BABBY STILL COPING
heh

Tabloids are saying that Jeff cheated on her, it's more than believable that the man with the most non-Jew power in history would fuck around but all I really see are tabloids quoting tabloids. Still, the possibility that she's not in the wrong for getting the divorce is still worth keeping in mind, also worth keeping mind is the possibility that what I just said is apart of the narrative.

Damn, normals sure are dumb. Explain anything at the simplest possible level to them and yet they're so bull-headed that they can't be wrong no matter what. Never thinking, never so much as questioning, not even coming up with some different excuse after the first one doesn't work, just the same debunked explanations over and over again like a broken record. Only thing that causes that is a severely low IQ.
Continue with this, please, this is getting good.

How is this a thing.

Do western cucks actually believe this women could succeed half as much as this actual visionary?

Why doesn't he just have her killed? Obviously everyone will know he was behind it, but he'll spend a whole lot less on lawyers than he would in the divorce. If OJ can get away with doing it himself, Bezos can definitely get away with hiring a hitman.

Laws are not based on morality. In short, what is right to you or anyone does not matter, what matters is what the 'rule' says.
In the case of divorce where the spouse is entitled to half amount of assets, the only thing that matters if the 'rules' apply, not if this its moral and right if this makes sense.
Keep your eye for an eye system in your shit hole sand country. Nigger.

You're right, but what I'm actually upset about is that our law entitles her to his wealth even though women are equally employed. Prenups get thrown out.

>Buy Iow sell high she did pretty good

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>he thinks judges give a shit about prenups

>loves being cucked

sounds about white. send your wife and daughter my way pinkie

He had a prenup with his previous wife, he likely has a prenup with this one.

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>Buy Iow seIl high she did pretty good

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We dont do that primitive form of state organization over here, mudslime. We have a thing called rule of law. Not that an animal would understand. You can get your head chopped off for having an opinion right.

As much as I hate how biased divorce is against men, if it's true he was cheating on her, then I honestly don't feel bad if he gets taken to the cleaners (so long as she wasn't cheating as well).

>(so long as she wasn't cheating as well)
she was. guarantee they had an implicit understanding about not making a big deal about it since marriages like this are only for convenience and don't really mean much. something set her off to make her finally divorce the guy. maybe she found a broke chad to support.

What's the secret tier?

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>STILL seething
pathetic babby man
pathetic

it's a shitty widespread normie self help book from 2009

spouts bee yourself crap as usual

>just saying the same ad homs over and over
I'm not him but jeez you normies are too dumb for this site

Honestly, I bet you're right. So then yeah, fuck marriage and the divorce courts

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The Secret is a book that turns the Just World fallacy into a religious cult. Not even exaggerating.

You can stop anytime babby
But you just love your denial. SAD!

To be fair he cheated on her with a silicone blow up doll, while she bore him 4 children and remained decent looking into her 50s.

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Why would a man like Jeff Bezos ever get married? Doesn't he WANT to be the 21st century Genghis Khan?

prenups don't actually mean shit nibba

Bezos has amazingly terrible taste.

Does this count as an Amazon return hahaha

also don't care they both sound like successful normies they can get hit with as many problems as they can

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Because they were married before Amazon was a thing and Bezos was a literally who with practically no cash.

Yikes so this is what schizophrenia looks like

woah you got fired? When did that happen? What was amazon like anyway? Did you get a new job?

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You're such a cuck it's embarrassing reading shit you're posting.

>incel has started projecting
YOINKS

>babby man 2 also starts projecting
Keep reading my posts, KEK

Well Satan,
You know those porn ads at the bottom of this page.
OP was browsing and the gif of two black chicks dildoing eachother came up.
Got fired,
Then got a job at Burger King. Wow.

Most porn stars are ugly to average though. Only that they aren't 35, so they don't look 50.

Don't even care, fuck Bezos