ITT: NPC things

I can teach you...for a price

NPCs have a ministroke when they find out I don't have a phone

you have to be a friendless lifeless hikki NEET that sticks with his parents and such at all times or barely goes outside to not have a phone

I know this because I used to not have a phone for well over a year and anything that requires significantly advancing in life usually requires the use of a smartphone

This one actually made me chuckle internally because it's true

yes I'm a 25 year old shut in neet but occasionally I'll go to social events

>user, why are you so quiet
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY DONT YOU THINK HOW THAT MAKES OTHERS FEEL?

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY DONT YOU THINK HOW THAT MAKES OTHERS FEEL?
you must be in college

No this was an actual adult women at an employment agency

>i think shes the one man.
>shes my twin flame

what is even the thought process behind this
it's so bizarre but also so commonplace

Because normal people will typically have something to say even if it's trite and they don't like silence because they can't interpret silence as anything but a negative rather than a neutral statement of "nothing". It's basically normal people autism because they're freaking out over literally nothing.

>You don't like the taste of beer?
>It's an acquired taste.

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Nah I doubt you ever leave the basement

Imagine thinking that not doing popular things makes you interesting

familiar feel

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alcoholism is a valid robot hobby if you do it alone in your room

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Robot is literally a synonym for npc you idiot. These are robot memes

>How's work?
>Did you watch the game?
>Lov-er-ly weather we're having.
>Did you watch the game?
>My car needs a clean.
>Hm.
>How's work?

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the absolute state of newfags originally

do you seriously think it's that hard to ever do things outside without a phone?

weren't you alive in the 90s ?

Its not hard but I bet you dont, grandpa.

don't let that phone damage your brain too much zoomer. although it seems to have worked it's magic already

>God definitely exists and Jesus Chris is Lord

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>I'm definitely going to heaven, and everyone I don't like is going to hell

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Without Christianity, there would be no Western civilization

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Is this coming from the old man neet who takes memes seriously and blogs about something as meaningless as telling people he cant afford a phone?

>Cutting off an evolutionarily designed body part created through millions of years of natural selection makes perfect sense to me. Doctors couldn't possibly be biased about the supposed health benefits, despite the fact that mutilating baby penises is a huge cash cow for them.

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>be a zoid
Robot on the inside ,normie on the outside. The effort to keep up the never ending charade is suffering. That fucking no silence game is who will speak of the stupidest shit on the fly , then from said words a social hierarchy is established and then connect into the new chain of events.

Ie: dont speak -> the weak one is called out and ridiculed with "why are "you" so quiet" deflecting the error and met with aggressive counter augment to keep conversation moving.

it makes perfect sense.

heres your (You) you fucking degenerate

what the fuck oriog

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