Let's write a fantasy r9k story:

let's write a fantasy r9k story:

In the kingdom of r9k, there lived a ...

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...ginormous faggot

a lonely girl in her mid teens that was walking alone by her self at 3 am and was murdered

By the time the girl's body turned up, the ginormous faggot was nowhere to be found.

he was shot a day later at the local seven eleven and died

but the ginourmous faggot had other plans in mind, his wretched mind was concocting an even greater mischief

but if faggot is dead, then who was phone?

He was slain by a local hero, the son of a blacksmith named-

Willy Wonder Weasal and his two balls

Reginald Rothsteinerberg

Penis sucker the cuck man

But alas, Willy was forced to use one of his balls in the very musket blast that ended the ginourmous faggot. He would have to ask his father to forge him another ball.

but than our hero was raped by a female succubus

Who was actually a male in disguise. Our hero has now AIDS and hemorroids.

but his ball was held by the succubus
wielding half of his power

Willy would have to make a stop at the local cleric before returning home. His father had always been very clear about having STD's in his household.

but then his father and his entire family died in a snow storm
never to be mentioned again

the cleric rapes him, enhancing the aids

The cleric was also a pedophile. Now all the kids in town have AIDS

but then comes a futuristic doctor that cures them of their aids
but Willy rapes a woman the next day!

she bears him a daughter that is raped by the cleric