Choose your Chaos God Jow Forums.
Or don't choose one.
Mark of Tzeentch certified robot
CHOOSE YOUR CHAOS GOD
Austin Parker
Jaxon Martinez
>fucking with chaos.
It will but you in the ass.
Connor Turner
>no chaos individed
Shitty poll
>papa nurgle
Aiden Wood
THE MARK OF THE BLOOD GOD, because it would just be so Goddamn fun and brutal to be a Khornate Bezerker, charging through the lines of the weak and hacking them apart with chainaxes whilst feeling pure, heated rage, and I cannot describe how much I like the feel of pure anger.
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Nicholas Cook
This is really poorly written
Austin Gutierrez
I want to cuddle with Slaanesh
Jason Powell
>0 votes
You lied.
Michael Bell
I didn't see the poll
David Cruz
chaos gods will betray you in the end
Xavier Stewart
>choose chaos
Eat shit. I choose The Lady.
Jace Foster
Not nurgle, nurgle is love
Evan Moore
khorne is the objective right answer
Matthew Robinson
This, OP
you are a cunt for not putting chaos undivided as an option
I would have chosen Tzeentch anyway desu
Daniel Flores
Somebody get the Inquisition in here for Emperors sake!
Christopher Green
DO NOT LET THE HONEYED WORDS OF CHAOS SWAY YOU, ROBOTS. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS.
Cameron Torres
Tzeentch
We are all pawns in a cosmic game it the end.
May as well acknowledge it and gain some benefit from it.
Andrew Green
Malal
Originalal
Joseph Brown
>We are all pawns in a cosmic game it the end.
There is no meaning, no purpose.
Camden Harris
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD HERETICS
Cooper Barnes
Tzeentch just so I can create conflict and manipulations to bring misery to normies. Slaanesh close second since I'm a horny degenerate
Tau is a much better empire to serve then Imperium
Luis Perry
Grandfather Nurgle or Khorne
Nolan King
I CHOOSE INNOCENCE
Gabriel Thompson
Lord kek rules all
Joshua Green
>Majority of anons choose best god
Nurgle or Slaanesh would probably fit the NEET retards around here but I suppose Tzeentch works too.
Lincoln Lewis
anons anons khorne is best god your basically hulk and live a badass chad like and you can manage your anger if you tkae those pills that take your emotions away
Asher Lewis
>take some pills to take away the side affects of a god's blessings
Yeah I'm sure that'd work. Then Khorne turns you into a spawn and you live out the rest of your miserable life as a hulking pile of flesh with random arms and eyes and shit.
Justin Stewart
then i chose undivided one. your basically a chad and to avoid the con just never speak to the gods ignore em, if you treat all of em like shit your not favoring any one.
Anthony Richardson
t. spawn
Leo Murphy
HERESY! FOR THE EMPEROR
Austin Bailey
Nurgle my dude
Basically my life now but i'm fuckin immortal
Dylan Allen
Slaanesh is pretty much the god of trannies.
Nathaniel Martinez
Necoho :^)
Isaac Brown
I liked the Jow Forums one better because it had peetzer princess
Brandon James
Everytime you go into a rage and punch a wall you serve Khorne a bit more
Everytime you jack it to a more degenerate fetish you gain favour with Slaanesh
See where I'm going with this
it's easy to slip up
Nicholas Parker
fuck it then amma go atheist fucc these gods
David Taylor
chaos undivided where
Chase Smith
I'll take chaos undivided to demonstrate my dominance as a free agent to get Tzeentch to respect me. Over time I'll favor him without pledging loyalty and go through a whole arc where I play the other chaos gods off each other and Tzeentch until I finally choose Tzeentch and make him my bitch, even though he thinks his plans worked out and I'm under his control. I never cared about my "friends" anyways and Tzeentch killing them doesn't affect me
Carson Davis
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Ryder Anderson
>trying to outscheme Tzeentch
Oh no no no