>be me
>23 yr old
>work in family owned restaurant out in the midwest
>normal tuesday
>dad has a meeting with distributors, gone for the day
>21 yr old girl comes in for an interview i wasnt aware of
>call dad to let him know an applicant showed up for her interview
>"take care of that for me user, you know what we are looking for in good workers"
>"understood, wont let you down dad"
>explain situation to girl, tell her i need 10 minutes to get ready
>go in office, find her application and review it shortly then call her in
>girl sits down and appears very professional
>she answers the questions im supposed to ask in a precise and direct way, no long winded explainations
>after about 20 minutes i let her know she has the job and can start tomorrow morning as a waitress
>shes all smiles and honestly over eager to be a waitress
>shake hands and watch her leave
>clock out around 6, head to car around the side of the restaurant
>see someone across the parking lot in the tree line wearing a black hoodie and dark clothes turn and run into the trees
>i kind of freeze up in confusion at what i saw
>decide its just a junkie or homeless person acting weird
>get in car and head home but call the restaurant to tell night manager to keep her eye out for junkies
>next morning
>new girl is early, already at the restaurant waiting for me to open the doors
>employees on morning shift still have an hour to get here
>ask her why she is so early
>"i want to make a good impression user, so it doesnt end up like my last job" she says with a look of embarrassment on her face
>thinking to myself "what the hell happened at the last job?"
continued
Why does it turn out this way?
>type
>it
>up
>fully
>before
>posting
What the hell did happen at the last job OP?!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
Was she in cahoots with the hoodie man to steal your moneys?!!
>"i want to make a good impression user, so it doesnt end up like my last job" she says with a look of embarrassment on her face
ayy this is gonna be good.
YEAH IF HE EVER POST AGAIN
not epic.
The girl is actually OPs dad in disguise.
was she a hooker hired by your dad in secret to get you laid?
Im upset now, no way the story is worth this wait.
I think that the mystery man and/or woman's killed him brobots.
Assemble the private army, we'll dox the bitch and bring her to justice!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED NEXT?!
Is she stalking you?!
Did she stalk employees at her last job leading to her getting fired?!?!
im just bumping so OP can fin the story
bumping for interest's sake
bumping. FINISH THE FUCKING STORY
did op died? do i have to call the police?
fucking smashing the Update button COME THE FUCK ON OP
faggot OP died
RIP
>op's dad trusts op to make a hire
>it takes him an hour to write a post
You're a dumbass and so is your father
mother fucker OP YOU BASTARD
SAGE
continued
>jokingly ask new girl what happened at her last job
>"uh there was a supervisor who would always have it out for me, get me in trouble for made up stuff"
>RED FLAG
>"w-what kind of stuff?" i ask
>"he would say im late because i forgot to clock in a few times but like i was there on time"
>"he would also hit on me but i rejected his old ass and got fired"
>seen this all before but gonna give her the benefit of the doubt, let her have a fresh start
>around 2p.m. her shift ends
>the servers say she did great on her first day
>she leaves with the others getting off
>continue my work till 6
>get ready to leave, get a call on the office line
>answer the phone politely asking who is calling
>hear phone hang up, just dial tone
>oh well
>walk out restaurant, head around side of the building to my car
>holy shit
>hoodie person is in the woods again, this time i get a better look
>the person in the black hoodie is white, can see their hands and chin
>they got sunglasses on and the hoodie pulled up
>person seems kinda short and scrawny based on how the clothes are hanging off them
>convinced its just a junkie trying to dumpster dive at my restaurant
>feels bad so i go inside to get some leftovers that didnt get paid for
>head back outside, hoodie person still at the tree line looking in my direction
>start waving while i walk towards them with a to-go box with food
>hoodie person turns and runs
continued
>doing performance reviews at work today so i gotta keep getting up and watching the cooks, rest of story in a few minutes
just don't make it fucking hours got stuff to do
holy shit, a greentext that's actually interesting and not some normalfag/autist blogposting
This is a good story so far. Expecting big things OP.
Betting on this being a crappy todd howard meme.
why do i feel like you're not wrong?
The hoodie person is prob going to kidnap him and throw him in a car then!
HAHA TOD HOWARD AGAIN HAHA
Calling it right now, the hoodie person is ben shapiro
Don't be so slow faggot
It's the girl. But why?!
Shes homeless and becomes your gf or whatever.
Post porn.
OP is probably going to update at 6 when his shift is done, what a faggot
op's been kidnapped by the hooded individual, games over time to pack up boys, he's not coming back.
>getting suspicious now
>head back inside and let staff know about the suspicious person lurking outside
>tell them to call cops if it becomes an issue
>head back to my car
>no sign of hoodie person
>go home
>later that night aftet dinner hear my phone ringing in living room
>go answer it
>out of state number
>"hello?"
>phone hangs up
>fuck em
>go to sleep shortly after that
>around 2 a.m. i hear what sounds like metal scratching glass
>get up groggy and walk to window
>open blinds to see what it was
>see someone running down tye street to the right wearing dark clothes and black hoodie
>kinda scared but notice the person runs kind of funny, like more of a fast wobble than actually bending your knees sprinting
>call the cops
>cops arrive 45 minutes later
>search the yard and find a lighter and joint roach under my bedroom window
>wtf
continued
TYPE IT OUT BEFORE HAND AND POST IT ALL AT ONCE
let the man rock nigga gahddammmnn son... leave him be user what if hes just trying to build suspense
we got stuff to do and places to be
Might as well build some suspense. OP seems to act like the protagonist in a horror movie.
>see suspicious thing
>"huh? that's a strange thing"
>getting strange phone calls
>seeing same hooded person multiple times a day that runs from you
>someone creeping on your house
>"Oh well lol better ignore it"
>move on with day"
>the absolute state of greentexting
>on r9k shitposting 24/7
>has schedule to keep
do you see the problem in your statement user
youre prob a rgreentext fag and cant wait to post this on feggit
it do be how it do be user
pls continue ma ladyy
>the cops take the evidence and say they'll contact me with further information when they have it
>its 4 a.m. when they leave, cant sleep now
>decide to get ready for work early
>head out for work
>pull in restaurant parking lot and head around the building
>no sign of hoodie person
>relieved
>spend 30 minutes trying to figure out if it was the same person or not who was at my window
>how would they know where i live if it was the same person
>too many coincidences
>as im thinking i hear a knock at front door of restaurant
>its the new girl, shes early again
>open the door for her
> tell her she can hang out in the break room while i get administrative affairs in order
>go back to the office and return to my desk
>2 minutes later new girl knocks
>"come in"
>she comes in and closes the door behind her
>ask her to leave it open
>"why? nobody is here user"
>i blurt out "i d-dont want to get in trouble you know?"
>"it's fine user, girls dont really do that stuff, only crazy girls get good guys in trouble"
>realizing she's coming on to me i honestly felt flattered
>decide to see where this goes
>looking at her in this setting she was actually very attractive
>blond, green eyes, short and slender, just my type actually
>"are you saying you l-like me?" i ask nervously
>she blushes and averts her gaze
>i start blushing embarrassed
>she looks back at me and says
>"do you want to maybe, you know, go out this weekend?"
>"yes definitely!"
>"great! we'll talk after work and set something up!"
>i feel butterflies in my stomach, dont get hit on often so im gonna roll with it
>she leaves at 2, says she'll call me around 6:30
>6pm rolls around
>heading to car
>no sign of hoodie hunger games
>see a piece of paper under my windshield wipers
>walk up and grab the paper
>its folded like a note
>unfold it and read what was written in it
continued
way to hit us with the suspense god dammit user
Learning to fly
Around the clouds,
What goes up
Must come down
Please OP the suspense is killing me
It's obvious. Hoodie person is the girl. Just summarize it.
>that cliffhanger
You. Fucking. Nigger.
You paid attention in english class when they told you about cliffhangers huh? I'm trying to live through you, hurry up!
on the next episode of dragon ball z
oeiginio
OP FFS you have my full attention, this fucking suspense mate
I wonder, why somebody would market new anime in such a way.
OP here. Give me 30 mins. Ill just type it all out and paste to make it quicker.
OP here, nvm I don't want to type it out its too long
TL;DR
>john was the demons
kill yourself op i got stuff to do
Oh, you nigger faggot OP!
if you died id feel nothing you worthless cunt
OP here. Send 50 bucks to my off shore account and I'll mail you the rest of the story.
Fuck you OP you worthless dogshit human being I hope you get ass cancer and die
Finally you figured out what to do in the first place
OP here. I am a huge faggot please rape my face.
>a small picture slides out the note and lands at my feet
>i reach down and pick it up and feel sick to my stomach
>its a picture of my sleeping on my couch with the xbox still on but the picture was taken from behind my couch looking down on me
>i read the note while my heart is racing
>the note says "call the cops again and they'll only find your body"
>"what the fuck?!?" i say aloud
>for a grown man i was frightened
>a surge of paranoid thoughts floods my head
>my phone rings and i jumped
>idk the number
>i answer it as if its a telemarketer
>its new girl
>"everything ok user? you sound weird"
>dont want to worry her or sound crazy
>"y-yea everything is fine, glad you actually called me" i said
>"of course silly, i wouldnt tell you something and get your hopes up for no reason"
>her words kinda felt nice to hear for a person like me who doesnt really get out much
>we talk a bit while im driving home
>she says we'll go to dinner tomorrow around 8
>get off the phone with her
>begin thinking about her instead now, imagining how things will be and all
>then it hits me
>i never gave her my phone number
>she mustve gotten it from someone at work, that must be it
>i dont hang out with any of our employees though
>they know our business line and my dads cell phone only
>oh god
>cant shake this sinking feeling
>pull up to driveway
>my front door is wide open
>sit in car for a minute, scared to go inside, im unarmed
>get ready to call cops
>remember the note
>caught between two courses of action now
>call cops and risk my life or investigate and risk my life
continued
continued
You hella late, my nigga
if real, this shit is bizarre
I noticed
I had been muted by the bot for non-original content
>Jow Forums greentext story time starring Autist McAsbergers
>real
Choose one and only one.
(Still entertaining tho)
i bet you its gonna be Ben Shapiro or Todd Howard, if it is id like some tf2 hats to my steam account
fuck dude that's brutal. Don't care if fake, the story is already interesting enough
>(Still entertaining tho)
It sure is!
There goes my plan to go to sleep early
This story is Better than Hollywood movies. more please
update already faggot OP
>honestly the picture and note had me far to paranoid and frightened to call the cops
>i get out my car and turn the flashlight app on with my phone
>walk into the house, it's completely dark inside save for small traces of light in the front door archway from the street light across the road
>the nearest light switch is on the wall across from the dining room entrance, i have to pass an open area to reach it in the pitch black darkness
>i turn my light to the dining room and walk sideways to the left to stay facing the dining room
>with my left hand i reach towards the wall to my left as i slowly cross the hall towards the light switch
>as im passing the dining room entrance i hear a soft thud upstairs to my left
>the light switch is at the foot of those very stairs
>i turn back to the stairs and point the light up
>dont see anything
>turn to the right and cut the light switch on, my hallway is now lit
>still dark in other rooms but at least the hall and stair light is on
>walk through dining room woth flashlight cutting every light on whike working my way to the kitchen to grab a knife
>grab biggest michael myers knife i had
>head back through dining room towards hallway
>scream up the stairs "I KNOW SOMEBODY IS HERE! COME OUT NOW OR ELSE! "
>my words sounded more scared than brave
>no answer
>hear two soft thuds now coming from upstairs
>heart racing i slowly walk up the stairs
>on the 2nd floor now with my bedroom at the end of the hall
>theres 2 other rooms in between my room and the stairs, all 3 doors are open and pitch black
>approach the first room on the right
>lunge into the dark with my knife in my right hand and hit the light switch with my left at the same time
>nothing, just unpacked boxes
>head towards second room on the right when i hear another thud in my room
>forget the other room and head straight to my bedroom
>walk in and cut on the lights really fast
>nothing
>stand there a bit afraid to actually check under the bed
finish the fucking post OP
is it weird that the image of a nigger under his bed scares me the most? like i wouldnt be as scared if it was some white male but the image of a bald beardless nigger under the bed is fucking horrifying
OP this is literally the best thread in 3 years, don't stop now
Yeah, what he says!
yeah seriously please don't stop now I haven't enjoyed any other story like this in months
Op got killed while posting this story
inb4 the dinosaur
likely t h b
cont.
>suddenly the girl appears behind me wearing the black outfit
>nani.gif
>"yes user!it was me all along!"
>she then proceeds to put her big cock inside my butt
>"p-please Trap-sama! d-don't do that"
>"too late user.you should have made up a better story"
>she blows her load and I die 1 week later from the big gay aids.
plot twist:
Op wake up in a carriage because the girl was actually Todd Howard
Updating too slow, next thread
>i start walking towards my bed cautiously
>before i take 2 steps i hear the thud again, it was coming from my closet
>turning my head to the closet i pause and listen
>another thud followed by what sounds like fabric being ruffled
>like the sound in crouching tiger hidden dragon when the warriors leap into the air and their clothes make that fluttering sound
>wide eyed and fukl of adrenaline i walk to the closet and reach for the handle
>i take one big breath and fling the door open
>no fucking way
>on the floor of my closet is the new girl sitting spread eagle on my clothes and covered with my clothes
>she has a hoodie on with her pants around one ankle
>new girl is furiously fingering herself with one hand, holding my clothes to her nose with the other
>literally breathing my scent in with my shirts while down to her knuckles in her pussy
>she looks up with the craziest look i've ever seen on a person
>the look of madness mixed with the look you give a loved one who has been gone a long time
>i just stood there in shock, mouth open in disbelief
>she immediately got to her feet and rushed me
>tackling me i dropped the knife but it wouldnt of helped with what happened next anyways
>continued
OH MY GOD CAN YOU JUST PASTE IT ALL ALREADY
BS confirmed
just a weird sex story. I don't like were this is going
Really, 2 hours of waiting on your down syndrome typing speed for this autistic larp?
>Anonymous
Continue
fuck you OP i have to go to sleep to wagecuck
yeah dude this is taking forever and after 2 fucking hours you post this shit? jesus just post it all already. hope you get cancer and die fucking nigger faggot
"you won't believe what happened next! click here to see how he reacted"
you should be in clickbait business, you'd be doing a great job
literally this kek
of course not fuckin origi
>"are you saying you l-like me?" i ask nervously
god user youre an actual retard
>she holds my head in her hands
>can smell the scent of a 1000 bitches in heat
>boner.exe
>"I was waiting for you, but you were late. Decided I'd come early~"
>I'm frozen in shock, still virgin
>"H-Here I am...?"
>kisses me with the force of a thousand suns
>biting my lip, her quivering body warm through my clothes
>"D-Do you want to go to the bedroom?"
>"I could fuck you right on the floor~"
>she bites my neck
>primal mode engaged
>grab her like an animal
>giggling, I carry her down the hallway
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>AND THEN I HAD SEX WITH MY YANDERE WAIFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking cringe. A perfectly feasable story turned into a shitty incel LARP in one post.
yeah lost interest.
i hope you fucking die cunt OP
fucking kek
this comment is not original
>tfw a psychopathic blond green-eyed qt will never hide in your closet and finger herself thinking of you
>having tackled me she pinned both my arms behind my head very fast for a woman
>being in shock at the whole situation i had surges of mixed emotions
>"what the hell are you doing?!?" i ask in a panic
>"calm down, calm down, down freak out user" she keeps repeating
>"get off me, im calling the cops!"
>she reached for the knife i forgot about allowing me to free one hand
>i grab her shoulder and push up causing her to roll to my left away from the knife
>she was still holding my other hand which was now grabbing her breast
>when i pushed her off she pulled my hand with her and put it there
>i try to get up but she is pretty quick
>she was back on top of me this time one hand holding my wrist, the other hand went down my pants but outside of my briefs
>she had grabbed my cock and squeezed toght but not to hurt me
>this all happened pretty fast
>she looks down at me and leans all the way in
>we start making out, well she was doing the most and i was kind of just frozen there letting her kiss me
>i didnt really resist, somewhere in those brief moments when i opened the door i figured if she was that obsessed over me it might be better to go with it i guess, hard to describe
>after a few minutes of rubbing my cock through my underwear and sloppy kissing me she sits up
>shes smiling at me with a delighted look, i kinda had a pitiful look on mine
>"i've got something for you user" she says
This is lame op You wasted so much of ours and your time.
I'm assuming that this guy isn't OP, but is in fact a clever troll taking advantage of OP's garbage WPM. It could he possible that he is OP, and this while thread was a fairly elaborate shitpost from the beginning. It's happened before.