Hookers

I'm ugly, socially awkward and can't hold a conversation yet feel totally comfortable seeing hookers

they are the best, and I've banged so many hot women despite being a total loser

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ya. theyre amazing.

my first time i had sex, i couldnt get an erection either. i was tense as hell, had to keep trying every day until i could relax.

Heard most erection issues are psychological; guys get too nervous.

when that happens, its

he doesnt find her sexy for some reason

or

he has a fat dick and the normal sized condom is suffocating his erecto

or he beat off before the session and is out of cum until he restocks

Have it similar. I'm not ugly but awkward and i just fucking hate interacting with people. I don't know why but when with an escort, I just "switch" and talk with her no problem, actually make them always genuinely laugh repeatedly and shit like that. I frequently stay for 10-30 minutes than I paid for and we just talk and trust me, there is no drive from her to get me out. And then I go back to normal life and I can't even correctly communicate with my own family.

i get nervous as h*ck with Stacey

Yeah me too with regular women. I don't even bother now. But with escorts, it just werks.

i meant with high tier escorts, i get nervous af. i try my best to he confident but inside i feel soo nervous before her coaching starts. then i calm down.

That I don't know. I never tried really high class escort, always usually visit more expensive ones, but never really that high as fuck tier.

That's what you incels get for having your first time at such a late age DESU. You're meant to lose it while your hormones are raging and you get regular morning wood, not when your hair is graying and your dick doesn't work

To me it wasn't so much the not getting hard. I did get hard but it was taking me forever to cum and I got tired and soft from that. Did not cum after all that so it was a waste

she didnt see herself as a high tier escort, charged regular rates. but i started tipping her more anyway and giving her gifts too, lol

What you guys didn't get in that story is that i didn't lose my V card that day, I actually lost it 12 years latter at the age of 38 with another hooker

>giving gifts to hookers
yikes.webm

>i didn't lose my V card that day,
if you put your wee wee in a vagoo, you lost it. cum or not.

I didn't or you didn't read the story.

Not that user, but it is actually a rather good idea if you can actually pick a good gift. That's how you make her a regular and get a good or extra service.

ya. shes purdy

she dropped me though. but i got to see her a bit, hands down the prettiest woman i got to take to bed.

im saving my good boy points, and see other women. and theyre good too, but i dont think of them like i do with her.

theres no point in not being nice to escorts. other robots pride themselves for being cheap/not buying gifts for women, but thats counter productive. women can give me what i want, and its always better when they appreciate me.

One of the people I'm dating atm is a sex worker

They give amazing sex, should defo get tested for STDs tho

Im not paying for them though if that's what you mean OP

She isn't really a hooker in the traditional sense, but I've at multiple occasions fucked a girl who fucks friends of friends or other people she vaguely knows when she needs some quick money.

She's the only girl I've been with, so I don't have much to compare it with, but I'd say the experience is pretty good. It beats fapping.

That's pretty much hooker my dude. There is no hooker school or hooker gradual studies out there.

I know, but when I think of hookers I think of escorts or roadside prostitutes, that kinda stuff. People who do it for a living.

>his college doesn't even have hooker studies

All colleges are pretty much hooker studies when you think about it user.

if she fucks for money, she's a hooker.

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What are the odds I shoot my load at the first thrust after years of tugging it 3 times a day?

i love black hookers. the nice & polite ones that call me "sir". god i want to fuck one right now.

any black robots wanna be my fuckdoll?

I fucked some old Chinese bitch at an asian massage parlor in North Dallas. Her pussy was fantastic and the fact that she could've been someone's grandmother made it hotter.

>I actually lost it 12 years latter at the age of 38

Jesus Christ

how do you get to fuck them? i heard they only to handjobs.

if they fuck id like to start visiting

I'm very happy to see these threads back. Why did they suddenly stop in the first place?

I've done a couple of hundred of them by now I guess. All over the place in the UK and Europe and the last couple of years I've been going to Thailand.

I don't know why really. These days you can find some girl on tinder or whatever and fuck her for nothing. I think I enjoy the exploitative nature of it. I remember one time years ago I was with this Asian girl in Amsterdam and she clearly wasn't enjoying herself. That really did it for me. Sounds a bit sick but there's something really gratifying about just using some woman's body for money that I enjoy.

im the exact opposite. if a girl cant even pretend to enjoy fucking me for a decent paycheck then i get completely removed from the situation and go soft.

Most of the answers were people that say
>You should never pay for sex
And other saying
>Hurr sex for money is immoral and you are going to hell

Spergs ruined comfiness of professional whoremonging debate.

I think most of them will fuck, handjobs are just the cheapest, safest option.

I got lucky with this particular woman because she brought it up first. While she was giving a massage, I showed her my dick and she made a gesture with her hands (index finger in the hole). She asked for $75 more than I'd already given her for the massage. I took a condom out of my wallet and went to town. First and last time I'll do it.

That doesnt explain why the threads got deleted.

I've visited a number of hookers, including losing my virginity to one.

Sex is good, but after awhile, you get tired of paying a few hundred bucks each time to have meaningless sex.

Should I mention being a virgin before I book an appointment? Seems like the sort of thing I should be upfront about.

Yeah I know what you mean. I like it both ways sometimes. Sometimes I just want to pick up some whore forms short time and I don't care if she has a good time or I'd even rather she didn't. Then other times I'll hang out with a girl for a couple of days and I'd rather she acted like my girlfriend or whatever.

I think it's good to have both.

in my experience its only girls working in asian massage parlours that come across as that uninterested. then again if i was selling my holes to pay off trafficking debts id be despondent too

Jannies are angry trannies who doesn't like robots turning from their homodogma.

To a good escort (you shouldn't be visiting bad ones) definitely yes.

Yeah, it's always good to mention that you're a virgin up front. She can take the lead in bed.

So if an escort has lots of reviews mentioning that she gives a top notch GFE and is very passionate then I'm probably safe to mention it I guess?

Absolutely. She will also be glad to see a virgin, trust me. Tell her and she will be gentle, make it great for you, take a lead and show you around the whole thing.

Worth splashing for an hour or will 30 minutes do fine for my first time?

Always do full hour user. 30 minutes is extremely short time for anything sexual, especially for your first time. Also one hour is golden standard for any further adventures with escorts, since it is enough for some serious banging while not too much if you won't click with her or you wouldn't like the service she provides/how she looks etc.

What happens if I blast everything I have in 10 minutes though? I'd feel like a right old tool.

2 shots normally comes as standard for a 1 hour booking.

Do not think about it, no reason to impress anyone. She is there purely and solely for you and your enjoyment. Standard procedure is that she will either try to make you hard again, do a little talk/dance/give you massage to give it a break and then try to make you hard again so you can hop at it again. That's what good escort does. Some may provide limited services, as other user said, but that is a red flag for me. Be it as it may, communication is everything, so ask her in advance. Escorts prefer honest, direct, no-bullshit talk which will take as little of their time. Be friendly, direct and don't make it too formal and you gonna be fine.

Alright fuck it. I'll book an hour and hope I dont humiliate myself. Time to finally get this giant V off my back after 23 years.

Judging by a couple of reviews it sounds like shes dowm for taking a break and getting back at it. Definitely gonna book her now.

Godspeed user, you gonna do great. Let us know after the deed. Also, got pics?

I'll post some tomorrow when I'm at my computer. AW doesnt seem to let you save pics.

Czeching those numerals fren and looking forward to your greentext.

Thanks lad. Hopefully it wont be an embarassing one.

There is nothing that could happen that would be embarrassing for you dude. She is providing a service for you, it's like you would be afraid that your hostess in a bar won't like that you drank your wine too quick. Really, chill out and forget this shitty mindset of embarrassing yourself. Also you'll do fine, if you want to look at it from the other side, escorts even like quick shooters more because it's obviously less work for them.

>real name
>cell phone number
>photo of driver's license
>2 other references
>LinkedIn profile
>employer's phone number
Holy fuck. I don't blame these agencies for their screening process, they gotta do what they gotta do to protect themselves from FREEDOM, but fuck me if I will ever give any of that shit out. I guess I either have to slowly build up street cred with low tier ones first like some RPG or travel to another country.

Top kek, is this America? Are they fucking insane?

I have an appointment for tomorrow, but the escort didn't ask for any screening information. Should I be worried? She does have a lot of positive reviews and her account has been active for a few years.