Hey robots arabot here next Saturday i will be joining the the navy because conscription and shit AMA

hey robots arabot here next Saturday i will be joining the the navy because conscription and shit AMA

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Nobody likes me here just like real life

Do you get a choice of which branch of the military you get conscripted to

>egypt
>choice

no, its completely random

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Are you going to remove Israeli

doesn't the egyptian army manage hotels and run commie style businesses?

we tried my friend and lost before we go to war

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yea you could get you conscription time to serve in a hotel or gas station with 25$ monthly salary

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there is a waiver from conscription for teachers in villages and stuff

>not being your parents only son so you dont get dragged away to be a slave

haha a man of culture

I hope you don't get deployed in sinai, shit's pretty risky, and I don't want you to die for nothing.

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Hope you die OP and soon

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS STUFF , WOAH FUCK !!!!

Silly user, everybody knows that shit.

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I feel bad for all the third world anons who are conscripted.
t. American NEET who hasn't lifted a finger for a year

>Joining the military
What a fucking retard. Hope you get mutilated and live with an agonizing pain for serving "your own country" aka the "dirty work of the rich upper class", while sucking the money out of the working class so you can get you ass wiped and shit equiment, you fucking parasite.

>conscripted
Can you even read Mr.Amerinigger?

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Me too bro, what job?

post in /egy/. Pretty sure you post on 8ch

I'm from the US and it's hard for me to believe that some of the gasoline I buy came from Jubail.
if you're Egyptian maybe one day you might see Khalifa Haftar somewhere.
if they are low budget and make you swim watch out for sharks and world war 3 and shit.

>hey robots arabot here
It's honestly fucking fascinating that you choose to identify yourself as "arab" and not "egyptian"

*Some pedophile merchant from Saudi Arabia started a warlord religion and Egyptians cast off their entire heritage in favor being arab

>conscripted
You fucking cuck. You better start shooting your superiors the minute they hand you a gun.

Better get a ticket to France and join the FFL. You will get paid much better and you will actually fight.