Text girl asking her when she will be home

>text girl asking her when she will be home
>soon, she replies
>she arrives two and one half hours later

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c-c-combo breaker
Doesn’t sound like the worst thing in the world, what excuse she give?

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El Mexicano...

>tfw no girl to text

You should get a face and a gf instead of meme texting it

I never asked. I don't wait around for women, I know their words are meaningless.

I bet it was your mom haha

How are you going to get a girlfriend then?

I don't want one

Why are you concerned about the girl getting home then?

feel, not face, friendo

maybe she was abducted by black aliens and vigorously probed

>are there things you can do with girls besides sex?

Yes, Jow Forums, yes there is.

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>Caring

I’m not your friendo, chum.

> I don't wait around for women, I know their words are meaningless
Why are you concerned?

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