/britfeel/

>Brit/pol/
>simple
yes they are

How to ask a girl out in a funny and memorable way lads?

Pretty basic bio desu not much to work with.
>inb4 thirsty super like faggot

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Moni, quit being a pussy and call into the radio

>[emo band] are playing at [venue] this weekend. I've got a spare ticket if you want to come along?

bet you daren't let me put my willy in your fanny

Post your stats lads.

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Poley is OBVIOUSLY avoiding the topic

He's not going to do it, he was shamelessly avoiding all posts about his fabled radio show all thread. It's because he has accepted defeat in the radio wars yet doesn't want to say it.

we'll raise a glass, lift a chalice
welcome to tilde's pasty palace
the finest bakery on the strip in shrewsbury
if you're from london, or wallace
you'll find a home at the pasty palace
tilde will heat you a cold one
you go ahead and ask her
if you're running away to shrewsbury

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Send her a gif of an animal, then ask her some straight forward questions/ what does she do/ does she study? blah blah, fancy being my drinking buddy tomorrow night?
If she says no and makes an excuse, move the fuck on since some girls on Tinder just want penpals.

q bittorrent in the wild?

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Poley you're being talked about on the radio lass

I HATE NEGRESSES OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>lass
End yourself please

>barebacking
you naughty boy

Crying and going to bed. Hope I don't wake up.

Yeah lad don't do it

>few months ago
>qt at Lidl kept hitting on me or so I thought
>wanted a creative way of hitting on her
>saw an advert outside comparing the prices of a single item at Tesco to many items at Lidl
>decided to make a parody of this (pic related is what I ended up using), and printing then giving it to her when I paid
>she got white in the face, asked me to please leave
>meekly left
>still go there but can't look her in the eyes

just fucking ask her please

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>pretty small
pfft

i like this gimmick

Holy fucking shit that is the cringiest most disturbing thing I have seen in a while.

AHM GOWNA SENG SHER LOYD BY SHER LOYD OHHHHHH

Only recently switched over to qb but I like it.
Bareback Mountain?

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excellent larp mate, well played
*looks toward the jar*

Please come online I need someone to talk to

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*arranges all the larp jars on the shelf in order of size*

As-salamu alaykum, my fellow British countrymen! I'm having a bombastic time in this country, and I know that my migrant brethren are also having a blast in the UK and the rest of the GLORIOUS EU, as well!

However, something bothers me, today. Today, I saw some European infidel women walking in public- without a man to escort them, and NOT WEARING THEIR HIJAB! Seeing this kind of whorish behavior makes me want to explode! I doubt that they are even virgins...

Should I call the Sharia Police on them? I've been praying to Allah for guidence, but I grow tiresome. It has been DAYS since my town held our last public stoning, and I feel as though I have allowed my brave freedom fighting brothers in Syria down.

Remember to pray to Mecca, today!

*sprays MONI is a NONCE* all over the walls*

I've been online since I woke up at 7pm you daft melt.

Obviously a larp but still got a good laugh out of it.

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tell her she looks cute in her photo and you'd love to go get a drink with her sometime

wow look at me britains no 1 virgin giving advice for talking to the opposite gender

Fuck this racist shit on the radio, britfeel is supposed to be colour blind

Raunchy lad.

Keep up the seeding, seedbro, qbt is my favourite client, best one I've used.

>taking dating advice from Jow Forums posters

whats poppin on the radio? im too young to have ever owned one other than on my phone (lol)

ill fill you in you sensitive paki

About 6 cans in lads wahey

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lad..please...im trying to keep the thread in a nice condition for the lads, spray your opinion on who and who isnt a nonce in outer 9 gay please or else ill have to phone for constable apu

*hangs around outside the thread with a group of his mates throwing stones at the nerds trying to get in*

jeez chill out, its too late in the day to be starting beef :)

UNDERAGED B-B-B-B-BANNED

dont hurt urself!

Those 'nerds' are my friends so you better watch out lad

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or fukkin wot bruv
y u chattin such fukkin shit
and those fookin shoes are my sisters why did you steal them you prick

*Drives truck into Britfeel Arrms then truck explodes*

zeus gangbanging a granny in a caravan has made my day

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rude, im a (very very late) 90s kid

what should I get from the Co-op lads?

*telephones constable apu*

Pot noodle Dazza

Sounds lovely lad. What you drinking?

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Strongbow. Looks like you had a productive day lad well done

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Life is shit. Just want a fren who actually talks to me and wants to visit cool places. Feel like giving up but I can't

Can't stop, won't stop grafting
it's like i've got this music in my mind
saying it's gonna be alright
shake it off, shake it off

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Wanna fuck my pig tbqh lads

youtu.be/J_IYqiF3oN8

*steals your phone and runs off laughing*

a-are you a cute twink

You're all nonces.

Nice. Better than that fancy sickly sweet cider. Worth the diabetes n all, phwoar. Have fun lad

idk what exactly constitutes a twink but im short if that counts

I'll be your friend lad, come to stoke

>radio mongs talking about getting BLACKED and losing a race war

the absolute fucking state.

Hehe it's my favourite apu yet again any more and I'll have to get to know you better

>wastes his breath shouting for help
>can't catch up to a bunch of little children

fucking loser

Can't you come to Dudley? I haven't had my third world country vaccinations

staring at an empty page with an essay title on it for SIX FUCKING HOURS

wish i was making this shit up lads. i've just wasted the six hours doing jack shit like re-reading the same Jow Forums threads, not even anything that provides more output for wasting time like a video game or porn.

>Coffee is based redpilled
>Coffee is based and redpilled
>Help m
>Please
>Coffee is based and redpilled
>Coffee is based

TOMB RAIDER TWO

VENICE

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if it was me i would feel more guilty playing video games instead of staring at a blank page, like at least this way im pretending to be hard at work yaknow

when he came back his bike was nicked too

the CHADV vs the delivirgin

Can't mate, bit close to the paki nest. You actually got 0 friends? You a NEET?

Radio is based tonight lads

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>when he came back his bike was nicked too

how can you be that thick

why would you not think that a) they will steal your bike, and b) you can catch them if you use your bike

What station? we can listen together?

Done sod all so far this month. Not even looked for a job

How have you lot spent it so far?

Brilliant this is lad I'm having a kek to this right now

Britfeel Radio silly
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UfPnPyWeGc

hello fellow user I too am enjoying the radio haha

I have 1 real life friend but I rarely see him.

aye lad. always enjoy it i do

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Zeus was just sperging out about blacks and jews

Don't look up what she's like now, for your own sake.

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Then went on about a South African singer who was once their President

Fellow q bittorrent lad here. You're a massive faggot though haha

I might be wrong but I think those are all gay pornos

Redpill me on the radio station

You're the same person who posted that bin bag one yeah? Fucking love it mate

Two retards trying to use /britfeel/ to become youtube famous

>talking about rice pudding

Two autistic lads talking bollocks

wait what? theres people on here with a dedicated radio channel?

Consists of a pair of mongs talking about things nobody cares about and shilling it in the thread.