Kelly thread

thats Chad's fault for not noticing her! what is she supposed to do, stay single?

******

what are the people at your school like, do you have any friends there

pretty classic experience, a lot of degenerates and stacies

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would you say school is better than just NEETing it up?

>my high school
Weren't you home schooled?

She's my gf, avery. she just doesn't know yet.

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depends on your own personal definition of what good is, after being homeschooled for a long time it was kind of different but just different rather than too good or bad

see above gamer, you can't homeschool someone for high school without a large hassle about it

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hold on she looks a bit slightly familiar wtf

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>gamer
But I'm not a gamer. Unless you're into gamers. In that case I'm one.

oh she is, she just looks different than the pics i had

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Kelly is not attractive in real life.

Have you actually seen a video of her? There's something wrong with her face.

I didn't know there were videos of her. Posts them.

i have, yes, she a qqqt

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wow, jealous much bro?

i imagine not.. it is just an expression

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going 2 go shower abandoning thread for a bit

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When are you going to give me your contact?

It's weird. This girl isn't that great looking but I'm really attracted to her.

No. I'm telling you the truth. Her face looks fine in her pictures, but once she does videos where she can't control the angles of the camera her Hispanic features start coming out more.

L o L

stay seething, bro

>i might have made a mistake in liking a girl. I better double down on convincing myself and others that this guy is a troll

>now its implying that -i- have made a mistake for admiring the Glory of Kelly

kelli is 11/10 facts i wanna give her 100 on twitch

are you originally a dyke?

wtf why does she look attractive now

This board is so braindead retarted i don't want to start imagining the jewish cockroachpeople behind thise computers jeez no wonder all threads are about pretending to be manly and saying you won't go anywhere in life bunch of bratty schmucks

You have and you need sense and self worth beaten into. Serously dude, fuck you.

You have been taking a shower for an hour now. Stop masturbating and come back to your thread.

Good job with the orbiting.Honestly this is the problem with robots you complain all the time about being too beta and post stupid shit like transitioning.People here are literally insane 30 year old who are 12 in ther heads.

>Ugh I am so smart and i will get the girl by writing 100 words in every comment and learning useless computer and especially Jow Forums tricks, then every girl will want to cream on my dick.
you watch movies and think real lufe is like that and you think getting a gf is like in a romantic 80s movie.
The girls on here are even worse like that blonde bitch that posted a picture she was probably like ok i'll post this and i will not write or respond anything to nobody, guys will for sure do everything and never get tired of my stupid passive shitty acting.what are you expecting a perfect smart guy that will make you cum and please you while you just stand there and do nothing like a goddamn statue or doll.Oh man decent guys or any guy for that matter wants a girl that actually can do some shit or small-talk or at least can communicate their needs like a human fucking being.

You sound bitter, user.

avery is a 14 year old girl leave her alone idiot shes not a fedora

The shower is the best place to fap user. I just got finished myself

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If (s)he was a 14yo girl mods would banhammer these threads

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First i don't care like at all and I am basically just disapointed and very ashamed of this board and the people here.l, except that vocaroo girl yesterday shebwasbcutenandnfunny and a great female and a great person.
Second if you ever want to be treated as more as an object and see the other sex as something different than apes that are assholes and don't care you have to change yourself not the depressed guy apologizing to you for no reason or that guy that makes a post on here about how he fucks a lot and/or he's rich

ci*ra tripfagged here for about 2 years with the same trip, she's been gone for a year and she only turned 18 this year

What the fuck are you talking about? I think you should get some rest user, your brain's tired

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Also stop listening to what 99 percent people on thisbboard or random say for fixing your life they are not psycholigists believe me.
Personally i only take advice for things that are not that serious because for anything else you need a specialist.

Suck my dick loser how about you sucking my cock loser if the only thing you gotta say is this then don't bother you brainfart.

See how bout stop being offended for every little shit someone throws at you what are you obama or something the most important person in the world you are pathetic

What? Ciara is just 18? She looks 30.

SEL's opening is one of if not the best anime openings I've ever heard, wouldn't you agree?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=riM1KZn9q4k

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She often looks older than that. kinda sad

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it's definitely up there

youtube.com/watch?v=1YoYbpBGaJM

dang thats a very cozy opening
I've always really liked the kill la kill op. youtube.com/embed/bqF5i4qloVE?start=62

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This thread is now officially a Woody thread!
>tfw no Woody of your own to pet and love
I'm currently working on a poem about Woody entitled "A Dog I Will Never Pet". It will be an epic poem full of love, heartbreak, sadness, despair, happiness, and of course, Woody. I have about 2 pages done at the moment.

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This is my cat. Her name is frida kahlo

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>What? Ciara is just 18? She looks 30.

Beautiful Angel Ciara has had issues with health and her weight. When she's healthy and normal weight she's very beaitufil, and in fact the most gorgeous woman in the world.

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That is a fine looking cat, I tell you what. Why did you name her after that spanish woman that has a mustache though?

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Maybe one day after its release, there'll even be a musical made base off of this poem. 2 pages down, 1998 to go.

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Can you justify your relationship with Michael?

dont have 1 i have him blocked goodbye u drama llama !

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Who's Michael and how come I never heard anything about me? Were you cheating on your waifus, Avery?

plus if you want to talk to me directly you should do that instead of just posting this in all my threads obsessively for months upon months, you could be posting something fun. maybe my threads arent just cozy shacks but theyre pretty fun not 4 this

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Last we spoke you defended having him as a friend. What changed?

discord drama. i only have heart in my room for two, miku hatsune and kelly

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I have personally asked you this twice. If you get this question all the time it's probably because it was poor judgement and people want to know why.

i would defend anything if it meant not having someone else tell me what to do i dont like that bost ur tag

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Mostly I'm disappointed. I liked you and then found out you were a Michael sympathizer.

no i get this question all the time from seemingly the same person in all my threads, its very obsessive and strange especially considering i ignore it 99% of the time. i hadnt been on sheep village for months

did you not read my response? i have him blocked
stop making this a discord drama thread

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happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama

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I'd rather stay anonymous. But thanks for your answer.

Who the fuck is Michael and what's so bad about him?

recently i overheard someone talk about how delicious they thought llama was after mistaking lamb 4 llama

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This is all me. For the record.

Osama bin Llama

Avery what are you doing with your life

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A NEW WOODY PIC!?!?!?!? 2019 IS OFF TO A GREAT START ALREADY! Here are a few verses from my poem.
>The dog I see in front of me is very close, yet very far away
>Every time I see this dog, it always makes my day
>Yet after the wave of happiness, a pang of despair starts
>And never truly goes away
>I wonder why this is? What could be the cause?
>After thinking for a moment, the thought pops in my head
>I have no dog of my own, no dog to pat on the head
>No dog to pet, no dog to pat
>No dog to walk, no dog to love
>No dog to cuddle with and hug
>One day I will get a dog of my own, until then I pre-occupy myself with thoughts of what could be
>One day I will have a dog of my own, to love as much as Woody.
It is still a work in progress, and these are all the lines I could remember off the top of my head. One day I will get a Woody of my own.

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Oops. Except for that one that's obviously not me

I have literally almost never seen someone post in your thread obsessively for months unless they were calling you a 14 year old underage discord whore.

Shut up. Avery isn't a discord whore. She doesn't even add boys because she's pure.

Holy shit, how many fucking people does Avey talk to? I see countless people post about her on Jow Forums constantly and claim they were friends with her and everyone seems to know her. It makes her look like a giant thot.

Most people just know her for her threads. She's some sort of Jow Forums's pet. It's really hard to get her contact.

she was in the sheep village discord
but no one knows if its an actually girl since she never posted pics of herself.

Wrong. I've seen people post about her and say they talked to her on discord and were friends with her. She also was a sheep village girl.

Please try to hide your newfaggotry.

Avery is a nice person. Don't think otherwise because I questioned a bad decision.

>Who's Michael
go to the r9k desu archive and search
mantras or michael sosa
he gets all the girls to talk to him he gets nudes and no one knows how he does it
hes just good at talking to girls
also many people have tried to get him arrested but he cant be arrested because his mom is a state judge

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I have said it before, and I will say it again. Avery is just a social construct that transcends time, space, and even reality. Lets all just agree that Woody is a great dog, that we all wish we could pet. I wonder what he is doing right now? I bet he is sleeping! I feel as if I have a spiritual bond with that dog.

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>no one knows how he does it
He talks to insecure underage girls who have never gotten male attention. It's not rocket science.

Someone post the one where kelly has her hair in short twin tails and shes laying on her stomach with the soles of her feet clearly in the pic.

Also does anyone remember a fat girl taking pics exactly like kellys?

this does not make sense to me cause i try to talk to girls too and it never works
is he just better with words than me
or does he actually have good looks ?

He's probably better and you're probably bad at it but if he were good with girls he wouldn't be talking to a bunch of underage girls on discord. Use your head.

Being good with girls =/= manipulating kids

Also sorry for ruining your thread Avery

i failed in real life and then i went to online dating sites and failed there, i am not a bad person im not trying to manipulate people im just trying to make girl friends.
it never works
r9k discord was my last stop
i have no more options now
at least i tried. but now i have given up

El ehm ay oh. Are you the guy in this meme pic? Disgusting.

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i know exactly which one youre talking about, but no idk a fat girl like kelly. i cant seem to find mine somehow though, but yeah she has this sweater on perhaps and is smirking

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yes i am Michael soda

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YEAH
HERE
I FOUND IT
HERE WE ARE

OH MY GOD I DIDNT ATTACH THE PHOTO

HERE IT IS

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I can't see anything, Avery.