>be me
>be 44
>live on a certain east coast beach
>gorgeous women everyday the beach
>live a modest lifestyle with more than adequate resources
>divorced now but i didnt have the same job or money back then so she has nothing to do with me for years now
>be on beach one morning
>a little cloudy but hot all the same
>walking my german shepherd down the coast
>fit for my age
>group of three young ladies walk towards me in the distance
>as they approach they appear to all be maybe late twenties or early thirties
>two of them are in decent shape, both brunettes, one with hazel eyes and short hair, the other had shoulder length hair and brown eyes with bushy eyebrows but an amazing body, shapely in all the areas that matter
>third lady was black
>they all stop and bend over to pet my dog
>"her name is Wanda" i tell them
>they start speaking to Wanda lika baby doing all the adorable pet your dog stuff
>qt with bushy eyebrows asks for my name
>"my name is user, nice to meet you all" i tell her
>they introduce themselves
>after some chatting i tell them where i live while pointing up the shore line to my house
>"oh wow you really live there user? " the short haired beauty asked
>"can we come take a look?" says girl with bushy eye brows
>i reply "of course, come take a look, it's an old house with alot of history"
>they all seem excited and follow me and Wanda to my home eagerly
continued
Mgtow almost got me prison time
go on original OP
Need more nigga
>as we make our way up the shore towards my house the two brunettes are asking me all the normal questions interested women ask
>i tell them i've been divorced for some time, no kids, etc
>they dont even try to hide their excitement
>walking ahead to the path that leads from the sand to my backdoor i hear them behind me whispering and giggling
>they're behind me so they cant see my shit eating grin
>they took the bait and showed their true colors, now all thats left is to smooth talk and entertain them
>i open the backdoor and let Wanda in then hold it open for the ladies
>they go inside and are standing around in the kitchen that the backdoor is in
>i go inside and offer them a drink
>point to my counter where a few different bottles of liquor are standing
>the brunettes accept, telling me to make whatever i want
>ask the black girl what she wants
>"mad dogg 20/20 if you got it" she grunts
>"uh-h i have icehouse i think" i say
>"ite dude thats fine" she groans
>open my fridge and grab an icehouse from the bottom drawer
>hand it to black girl
>take out some orange juice from the fridge and head to cabinets
>open the cabinets and grab three glasses
>take glasses and juice to counter and grab bottle of grey goose
>mix up three screwdrivers and give them one
>we walk around the house drinking and talking
>i give them a detailed tour with some made up historical facts
>i make a few joke here and there to get them laughing
>we get to my bedroom door
continued
>obvious bias against pt 3.14 black girl is obvious
SAGE
Fucking come on OP I'm intrigued
hurry up you faggott
Your story sounds like the complete opposite of MGTOW so far.
>breaking a greentext story into multiple parts
Peak Reddit. The whole point is to be succinct.
hoping this isn't bait/troll
Multipost stories, greentext or not, have been around on Jow Forums well before people gave a shit about reddit
It's definitely gonna end in song lyrics like 2010 era /b/. The dog being named tipped me off
This dude just trolled all of us... he aint saying jack shit more he just baited us with a story he aint gon finish
Please finish OP
do you fucking retards honestly believe OP
>dont get married
>do not cohabit
anyone who thinks you could get jail time by following those 2 rules is a fucking retard and OP is full of shit who probably fucked up in some other retarded way
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TYPE OUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING IN NOTEPAD BEFORE YOU POST IT YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER
whole thing is probably larp or le epic twist ending anyway, go fuck yourself op
>grey goose
absolutely disgusting
based and redpilld
vodka is shit tier
This is scary. Why would you ever let people you don't know into your house? You're gonna get scouted and burgled by a druggy some day.
Hurry up and post part 3
>people cant tell this is a fake after the mad dog 20/20
>people cant tell this is a fake after the third >
Christ this board has gone to shit
is this guy even going to finish his fucking story?
>people can't tell it's fake after he says he's mid 40s and posts frogs
Ikr, even if its fake its captivating.
Finish the fucking post you cuck
For real, this isn't even slightly believable. Stopped reading after he invited them to see his house. 0/10 story. Try harder next time OP. Know your subject matter better you dumb fuck.
inb4 everybody walk the original dinosaur
>people cant tell we don't care if it's fake, we just want to finish the story