/r9gay/ - #579

/lgbt/ has already accepted their degeneracy. now it is time to convert these lonely incels into cock addicted girls.
Pic related: Jow Forums on the left pre transition, Jow Forums on the right post transition.

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>spend money to get into yugioh
>within the next week every card is worthless

no thanks

don't you all want to do this? :)

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>it's a "the shitposting that always happens at the beginning of each thread" episode

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>why arent these nsfw threads on a BLUE board???

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>not wanting to be in the acceptance stage already

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I just want a shy introverted bf I can listen to ramble about his inner thoughts!

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I-I'm a shy introverted BF. is it okay if I'm on HRT?

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>from soiboi to cute girl

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Why? You're probably a handsome good looking guy.

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this could be your life Jow Forums. you'd actually be able to get a bf ;)

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idk I wouldn't describe myself as handsome in the traditional sense I guess and it just makes me feel better

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well you're definitely in the right place, since shy introverted guys talking about inner thoughts seems to be most of what happens here
and also shitposting

Cute anime sissies!

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I wanna learn more! Do you have discord?

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okay time for 3d sissification captions

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Please go away anf leave us alone please

I thought this was the place for gays.

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a bit of a long shot maybe, but if the user who posted last thread about dream pop sees this, i'd be happy to talk about it with you
i'm not super knowledgeable about it but i usually like what i hear and i'm always looking for new stuff, if not that's totally okay too

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just report for flooding and ignore, stuff like this always happens

Reminder for sissies to learn make up skills!

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If I have to undergo severe and drastic changes in the way I act and present myself for a bf, thats not the bf I want.

Can you post a link to that? I've never heard of dream pop but sounds amazing

Id say it that its not worth the risk. You shouldnt completely alter the way your body functions just to possibly maybe get an intimate partner.

Fuck off. This is a wholesome gay thread. We dont want your lewdness here.

There's nothing lewd here.

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yeah, totally, here are a few songs i like in the dream pop / shoegazy style, although i may be afflicted with pleb taste and not all of it is *technically* dream pop
youtube.com/watch?v=f9X1C7pTu-M
youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU
youtube.com/watch?v=hARlAT3g5b8
youtube.com/watch?v=dVnnbhDG7ac

>balls showing
>cocks out circling an open mouth
>I-its not lewd you guys
You sure are special arentcha

>tfw no sissy fuck doll bf

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sissys are cute
trannys are disgusting

dicks and boobs dont mix

>still responding to the spammer
user, if you're bored you can write a haiku.
if you're him pretending to talk to yourself so you can stay relevant than you can also write a poem

wear a skirt sisses :3

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>just want a wholesome boy to fall in love with
>every one I meet is a slut who sends me pics of his dick and asshole unsolicited

it's not fair

You really think ive got anything better to do with my time?

>implying you are not talking to yourself

I love the space song!
Does this count as dream pop then?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=hh1WeQxfCX0
If it does i already love dream pop, but had no idea what it was called

This poster isn't me :3 don't bully him!

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where do you find them tho user ive been scouring but cant seem to land one

i know you don't which is why i want you to make a haiku. the theme is...animals. any animal.
all me

whoops this was supposed to go to this

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>not having your cock in a chastity cage

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dead r9gay bros

Blue eyes grow heavy
Fatigued from all its hard work
The kitten drifts asleep

i'm glad you liked it!
i like the song you posted a good amount too, thank you for sharing!
it's definitely got some dreamy sounds, enough to where i would totally understand classifying it as such
some people like to get super particular about genre so there are a million different subgenres, with a lot of crossover but as far as i'm concerned this is dreamy enough for me

I know I'm in the minority on this one but lately I've started to develop a preference for guys with small dicks, I'm not into teasing them for their size or anything but I just think they're cute and I appreciate how they're much easier to work with when it comes to sucking them

my destiny is my own

>The reality of sissies

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I mean that guy would just be an ugly faggot either way.

seems like a pretty whimsical desire, i doubt you could lay the foundations for a good serious relationship be acting off whims

I'm a small dicked sissy and I like being teased for my size!
Alright i'll stop the sissy flooding now you guys have a good one enjoy your thread.

Yeah some guys like to classify music the way we classify species, it's fun sometimes but it gets annoying when someone gets too much into it

very nice Riku

>"dream pop"
>download beach house album after listening to "space song"
>it's the ultimate sad boy music category
i didn't need this

i mean i won't lie, i like overclassifying and cataloguing a lot as well but when people argue about it i definitely drop out, yeah
ah no, which one did you download? i mean i can't lie, most of their stuff is very slow and moody, but they've got the occasional more upbeat (i guess? maybe just uptempo) track, try Dark Spring off their newest for some of that

Listen dayglow instead, it's sad alright but sounds happy too

>wrote "i mean i can't lie" twice in a row without even noticing
what a dumbass, end me now

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Haha, it's ok aon i fuck up writting all the time

expand vocabulary!

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I have not posted in this thread in about 2 weeks. Have the gay meta changed again?

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thanks user, still feel a bit dumb but i guess it's really not a big deal
i try my best to avoid reusing the same words and phrases too often, looks like i got a bit lazy that time

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it's okay, we all make mistakes. i'm extremely sleep deprived and am structuring my sentences really poorly. in the end as long as you get your point across it doesn't really matter

Why are you sleep deprived?

I love this guy so much I can't keep him off my mind!

sleep is something everyone could use more of, i feel
you should go get some rest if you're running low on energy, user. if you can, anyways. don't want you feeling anything worse than you have to and i know sleep deprivation can feel pretty terrible sometimes

I hate that, i usually watch nile red or some other random youtube stuff so i can stop thinking and fall sleep, or get to tired to stay awake

i'm not one of my close relatives is in the hospital so i've been staying with them a ton. also my week has been pretty packed with shit. i wish that user's response was the case though but i don't really have anyone to fawn over

it's kinda a balance between whether or not i want any freetime at all or a little sleep.. it's still 10 before 9pm here so i can still stay up for an hour and get almost 8 hours of sleep.

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oh shit, lole, i meant that im not

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why the hell is stupid sissy shit being spammed here?

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aww, sorry user, that sounds rough and definitely tiring, i feel for you. i hope the situation turns out okay and everyone emerges just fine from the whole thing. it's up to you how you wanna spend your time but if you're tired i'd encourage you to take the rest whenever you feel up to it

Because not enough people are posting masculine shit to scare them away
The tranny fears the confident male

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I hope everything is fine, staying there is horrible, don't forget to get more sleep, it's easy to get used to not sleeping enough

Any qt bois also from Ireland?

I'm no expert but I'm not sure if posting men would scare away gays

> if you're tired i'd encourage you to take the rest whenever you feel up to it
yeah, i probably don't really have a choice. i'm already in a sleep deficit anyways from staying up sunday night so i can't really make up for that with 8 or 9 hours of sleep.

anyways, thank you for your concern user. i'm going to take your advice and go to sleep probably.

yeah, it should be all fine. i just want to support the person because they've supported me so much, but they're gonna be fine.

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>looks like my area is finally getting its first comfy snowfall on Saturday
>tfw no bf to enjoy it with.

It wouldnt, it would scare away sissyfag trannies

I remember staying there 3 months, worst time ever, turns out i was there just a couple of days

dunno bout that one laddie

alright, sleep well user and i hope you feel nice and rested when you wake
you're being really good to your relative by supporting them through this time and i'm sure they appreciate it a lot.
maybe i'll see you around here another time user, goodnight

>still in my thoughts

wish i could be there, user, i don't think i'll be seeing any snow at all this winter
i'd be sure to make some hot cocoa for the occasion

Get out you fucking tranny lover
Either it scares them away or it at the very least means we get more non sissyfag stuff being posted, win win.

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I like both sissy/femboi and masc stuff, what does that make me?

I think posting men might scare away the people that fetishize sissies but not the actual effeminate men themselves. Either way feel free to keep posting

>tfw no bf to snuggle up close on a little twin bed and watch movies with

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I like femboys and masc stuff too but this is no place for fucking anime girl posting, or "take your tranny pills uwu" posting, its fucking gross
Yes. That is the goal.

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can anybody redpill me on moisturizers
I want something for my body, my face too
and a cleanser - whatever else

anybody know how into skin care? list of used products would do nice, thank you

i'm right here user

orgin

ah, really? you know we're gonna have to get really close, right? the bed's small for one, two people is gonna be, well, cozy.
but what are we gonna be watching? are we gonna cuddle?

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> but what are we gonna be watching?
whatever is on tv
> are we gonna cuddle?
definitely