Just came in a weeb fembot and now she's falling asleep on my chest. Feels good man

>tfw fembot gf
>depressed
>was a virgin
>was extremely suicidal
>laptop full of gore, hentai
>been on Jow Forums since 2006
>plays vidya all day
>emulates and old games
>actual panic attacks and faints or urinates herself in social situations
>autism
>weeb
>small and petite
>tfw relationship for over 5 years and had sex over 500 times now.

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AaaaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAGSHDIFHSHVHSSJBSJSJSBSHEJSBEIFJJAAAAAA

WHERE DO I GET A GF LIKE THIWHERE WHERR DO I FIND HER

No, I genuinely don't care about "fembots" or this site's shitty culture. I just hate you for shitposting and diverting the power of all these unfortunate anons.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how Chad are you

On r9k.

Then why are you here?

NEET skeleton barely 5'7", never had a job, parasite on my parents, hentai addict.
So Brad at the very least, but when we'll get more weeb collectables, will be a Chad.

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"fembots" ACTUALLY repulse me. Physical autism. I want a stacy-lite. So motherfucker stop diverting my attention with these rarted bait threads. Fuck off and die. Between sorry sacks like you and the porn ads, I don't even know why I came back here. It HAS, however, turned my sadness into rage. The thought that people like you exist. Smug whether virgin or Chad tier, no matter where you are in life, I view you as a scum lowlife degenerate. Absolute untermensch in every way imaginable. I'll smash you if I ever see you in real life. Bitch.

>only 4 years
Fucking get out you eternal newfag.

>I'll smash you if I ever see you in real life. Bitch.

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Yikes. Good luck my dude, you'll need it for both.

Clever little proto-man? Die, swine!

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Femb- hahahaha

On Jow Forums since about 2005 or 2006. But okay, I'm the newfag.

Ackshually i'm a fembot ^-^

Even worse. I hate the character you're trying to portray almost more than the human wasting behind your keyboard

>why I don't have a gf

How the fuck do people keep meeting people on here? I get zero luck getting contact info from anyone, nor do I see anyone getting the same luck either.

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I see. Die, swine!

She's smug like that, it's not an act

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Shit, can you even breathe with all that ham on your chest?

Fembots do not exist.
Fembots do not exist.

I asked for their Discord, we chatted for a while, then we visited. We've fucked like rabbits since.

I understand why I am without. I speak to nobody. Never have. That's the first barrier. Then, yes, there are the abrasive innards. I've never gotten past the first barrier. Why worry about the ones that follow?

>tfw the part of urinating herself from fear, hentai filled pc and old emulator games is the best and exactly what i'd want from a gf

You "people" make me sick
It's a sham.

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Let's simplify it. You're a cunt. And women don't need two.

>people are happy
>Thus I must kill them

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Give me a turn with your gf PLEASE REEEEE

I'm a cunt to those who have done nothing in their lives but deserve it.

No need to embellish your sentence with lies, just end it after "I'm a cunt"

Clean yourself up man

where do you think we are originallio

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I MEAN IT please just a weekend ill use condoms

>I'm the judge, i'm the executioneer
>I decide what people deserve and do not deserve!

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Fuck around and find out, shitlord. You're the only liar in this thread. Sure glad there aren't faggots like you near me in real life

Why yes, motherfucker. I'm holding the gun! This is my story!

>fembot
>non-virgin with bf
??

>why am I all alone
>it's their fault!

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Frame this post above your bed so you can reflect on why you sleep alone every night

>tfw will never get a self pissing gf to have sex 500 times with
why oh why is this my absolute fetish

Hard to be one after I got mating pressed

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You say this as if I am not taking responsibility. Do you assume I'm like one of the retards on this board? I'm like this because of my choices.

You really think I can feel shame? I sleep alone because the choices I've made in the past took me onto a path that has seemingly diverged from the collective consciousness

>it's okay that i'm a sociopath and want to kill other people simply because they're happy, because I chose to be one

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Weak. all of you.

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Going to let you in on a secret here, just this once, out of pity. It's not that you left the collective consciousness, it's that you're a schtizo. Check yourself in, a lobotomy will do you a world of good.

Happy? How can you be so while living a lie? I'd off myself if I were in your deprived shoes.
I left society and grew differently. Stronger. Independent. What of it?

What lie is that?

get a load of this guy LOLOL

You wouldn't be here if you were able to put your dick in anything. Quit larping

You call yourself a strong man, but you're enslaved by your anger like a little bitch. It's pathetic.

Why not? What would prevent me from going to a place I visit since its inception if my penis was wrapped by human meat sometimes?

Who's angry here? You and your ilk only come here to incite such things in the few actual virgins and loners.
to "flex"

Go to Wizardchan. I've been on this imageboard since before r9k even existed.

You...did understand the question, right?

Ahhhhh i'm a fembot i love robot dicks in my pussy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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How do i put my raw dick in your fembot pussy

You come here to flex. Gloatpost all day long. Whether or not you have a hole to fuck is literally of NO CONSEQUENCE to anyone.

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originalioia

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I'm here shitposting regardless, I've posted in about 4 other threads unrelated to my cum seeping into the panties of the fembot cuddled up to me. Deal with it

Your posts help no one, and they only exist to incite further aggression (as I pantomimed above)

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>your posts help noone
>implying yours do
The irony. Your existence is detrimental to the collective consciousness to the point you were expelled from it. A bit sight worse than some funposts on an indonesian basket weaving muktiplayer chat channel (:

Hi guys just wanted to update and say OP came in me again, we're going to sleep now goodnight

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>tfw no r9k mommy gf
this is oringal

>your posts help nobody
>my posts help nobody
>your posts are bad
>my posts are good

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>Tfw no Jow Forums mommy gf

If only there was some way one could perhaps contact me

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Does she dress up and role play as a cute anime girl? If not then I don't care.

>Abusing the asexual purity of the two best characters of my favourate show ever in your disgusting moment of victory

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you only fucking 3 and a half times a week? faggot