/britfeel/

Zeus has exteme autism about the age of consent. A bareback gangbang with a 16 year old is fine. But kiss someone aged 15 and 364 days and you're a nonce in his eyes

just had my first driving lesson lads wahey

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>loli
the nonce hunters won't but the police'll fuck you over if you get caught
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_drawn_pornography_depicting_minors#United_Kingdom

Did you remember your helmet like I said?

You're clearly a fucking nonce

It's common knowledge that the ability to mentally consent is gained as soon as someone hits 16 lad

I deserve a girlfriend for fucks sake

You have to be eighteen, etc etc

we're stuck in a nonce loop
this is a dangeorus path to be going down lads i implore you to think about your actions

I deserve a boyfriend ffs or some extra money

>yes larp as lolinonces so you have justification for your spam

Only greasy little weasels like you try to find loopholes in the law for fucking kids, honestly you're sick

Depends on your definition of nonce. I'd definitely kiss someone aged 15 and 364 days so I guess I am indeed

>not wanting to breed and seed HC

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It's alright lad I'll stick up for you nothing wrong with 2D.

Why would you want to be seen in public with a 15 year old? Everyone would think you're a creep

It's not about 'loopholes' and legal technicalities, that's Zeus who is obsessed over the Letter of the law.

Most people would think a 16 year old in some random gangbang with strangers is worse than kissing a 15 year 364 day old, but Zeus doesn't

God I'm so sick of the nonce meme just give it a rest. It feels like when you play Vidya too long and you can still see it when you close your eyes.

yes it was safely tucked away in my pants
i'm a late bloomer

They might assume she is older.

Fuck bitches get money is my motto

I'm 25 and don't know how to drive desu.

I agree with you here although I apologize for being baited today. I usually ignore it but it's been so bad the last few days that I responded

mfw I don't have either

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When did zeus ever mention a gangbang with a 16 year old? All he said is you should not be sleeping with kids. Stop projecting

I have my test in two months, I hope it helps me pull. It's taken a lot of time and money.

Bet you don't know what vagina feels like either

Yeah well Zeus is a fucking mong who should be seen but not heard. Actually the ugly fucker shouldn't be seen either.

Zeus ruffled the nonce nest CONFIRMED

No but I've had extremely realistic sex dreams before, I've had 2 dream shags, a dream kiss and a dream cuddle.

>tfw talking to a 16 year old boy i met on grindr
hehe looks like i win this time nonce hunters

She's still in school, it's just bad optics lad

how long have you been learning for? i found the speed a bit scary, can't have been going more than 30mph.

Time to go, dreamChad.

Put your trip back on Sinead O'connor.

He doesn't care what people do over the age of consent, but seethes at people doing stuff under it. It's an arbitrary line that he cares about

She's still in school until 18 these days

>wake up
>check /britfeel/
>chatting about nonces
lovely stuff

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The chicken has rotten away, I'll have to bin it. Also just had sex with my lorry.

Did bareback anal with the gf lads and she loves it

Onto a winner here

She better be of age mate.

I did my theory test about a year ago then I had to wait for my permit My driving instructor was so busy he could only do one lesson every three weeks or so. That and you have to wait ages for your test appointment.

>bareback anal
disgusting

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Any pop master man in?

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How are you going to meet a teenager?

>wanting to fuck a bloke
not bent or a nonce lad, he may not be underage but he sure as hell looks it

>one lesson every three weeks
that sounds like torture. would rather have them really regular so i dont forget anything. good luck on your test pham.

*eases his penis into your greased up anus*
WAHEY!

>Someone can appoint themselves judge, jury and executioner simply by having a camera phone and a connection to the net
Does anyone find this fucked? It's not even to do with the spam going on the past couple of days, but all cases in general. Someone can just point a camera in your face and accuse you of all sorts while streaming to social media for all to see who often go with the person behind the camera because they made the accusation. Society is a bit fucked.

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How do i get weed when i have absolutely no friends?

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It is pretty fucked, as some lad said in the last thread even more so for the loner types.

Can you just stfu ruining the thread with your nonce shit

How are you a tripfag yet don't know that replying to people is the worst way to get them to stop posting?

Lads, what's the longest amount of time you've spent in your room without leaving?

What have you got against nonce hunters Ebin? You got something to hide you nonce?

It's not Ebins trip, and the other post about sex with a lorry should have made that obvious

Thanks, if I don't pass it it's 85 quid down the drain

Like I say it's not even about that shit that's been going on the past couple days but all instances of it in general. I could see you walking down the street, start streaming to facebook and then go up to you and say that you threw rocks at my window for instance. It just fucks with me that people can do that.

Go to Amsterdam

>Online
>Clubs (like hobby clubs)
>Mutual friends etc
>Out and about

When I lived back home I spent all my time in my room, only leaving to go for a piss or something to eat. Now that I live alone I spend a couple days at a time in my flat without going out, and when I do go out it's just to get stuff in.

dark web laddo

Was playing chess the other day and the person I was playing with said she was a 13 year old girl.

Made me wonder if she genuinely was or whether noncehunters were literally baiting people with chess now. It sounds ridiculous but it wouldn't even surprise me

Isn't there LINE groups or a Tinder for dealers? I deleted my Tor browser ages ago

fuck sake, gone and put us all on a list

Did you disconnect as soon as she said that? I would've, fuck being anywhere near that situation.

>attention seeker complaining about people ruining the thread

>Isn't there LINE groups or a Tinder for dealers?
yes it's called TOR markets

Bought a new air rifle last night. Can't wait to fuck around with it in the back garden, but I just hope someone doesn't report me or something

This happened a while back

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-45395607

>tfw forgot to minimise the thread when the builder came in and he saw several apus and pepes on my monitor

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I had her pawn m8, I wasn't going to disconnect until I'd won

Yeah I saw that. There was another instance I believe where a guy in Ireland was falsely accused and he ended up killing himself.

>Wearing a shirt saying 'TRAP community'

He is literally the britfeel nonce poster

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Are they reliable?

>playing chess
>In a losing position
>Say "btw I'm 12"
>They instantly disconnect
>ELO gets higher and higher
>Now considered a grandmaster

Not him but I've ordered probably a hundred things over the years and been fine

same as ebay lad, just a bunch of sellers on a site such as dream market, just don't pick a shit seller and you'll be fine, tons of guides for buying drugs online exist

Do you have to pay with crypto or what? This sounds interesting

Why would you kill yourself? Ian Huntley literally murdered two girls and gets abuse in prison and even be hasn't done it yet

Yeah well to be honest I deserve literally nothing

>Ian Huntley
he's literally an insane nonce obviously he doesnt have the mental processes normal people do

basic rundown (again guides will give more detail and help you understand better)
>buy crypto
>go on tor
>go to dream market
>search for product specifying from UK to UK
>find one with good reviews
>check PGP key was made when the account was
>save PGP key locally so you can verify it in the future
>send bitcoin to your dream market account
>order drugs
>send seller your address (encrypted with their pgp keys, some sites have this feature built in now dream is one of them)
>drugs arrive through your letter box several days later, sometimes even next day
>never sign for any parcel
>if caught remember they can only prove it was coming to your address in your name, not that you ordered it, the only way you get fucked is if you let them convince you to confess

I'm saying that he's was literally public enemy number 1 and still didn't kill himself.

yes but a mentally ill person doesn't act like a sane person, plus doesn't he get fuck ton of fan letters and shite

See you there lads. Don't forget to carry a bottle of coca cola

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Cheers mate, you're one of the good ones

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I don't know what the fuss is about, girls are sluts these days so it's not like they have tight pussies

>check PGP key was made when the account was
This step is bollocks some vendors have been around for longer than the current market, use grams to verify the pgp key if you're really that concerned

Fear for Poley's safety at the meet.
And by that I mean my own because when he's inevitably killed by Zeus and they trace Poley's online presence back to here, then I don't trust Jow Forums to not hand over the directory of IPs of everyone to ever insult him.