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a ghost raped op for those trips
theres literally nothing wrong with being in a relationship with someone who simply happens to be in a different stage of life than you are
I had a very pleasant conversation with a 15 year old the other day. We'll never see each other again so I wasn't motivated by trying to shag her.
Honestly this is so satisfying to watch
Can't say I didn't enjoy it lid :^)
ffs lads feel another poo brewing
Time to give it a rest lads
my my, how devilish of you
Getting paranoid that the nonce hunters will eventually do me in for fapping to loli smut.
Zeus has exteme autism about the age of consent. A bareback gangbang with a 16 year old is fine. But kiss someone aged 15 and 364 days and you're a nonce in his eyes
just had my first driving lesson lads wahey
the nonce hunters won't but the police'll fuck you over if you get caught
Did you remember your helmet like I said?
You're clearly a fucking nonce
It's common knowledge that the ability to mentally consent is gained as soon as someone hits 16 lad
I deserve a girlfriend for fucks sake
You have to be eighteen, etc etc
we're stuck in a nonce loop
this is a dangeorus path to be going down lads i implore you to think about your actions
I deserve a boyfriend ffs or some extra money
yes larp as lolinonces so you have justification for your spam
Only greasy little weasels like you try to find loopholes in the law for fucking kids, honestly you're sick
Depends on your definition of nonce. I'd definitely kiss someone aged 15 and 364 days so I guess I am indeed
not wanting to breed and seed HC
It's alright lad I'll stick up for you nothing wrong with 2D.
Why would you want to be seen in public with a 15 year old? Everyone would think you're a creep
It's not about 'loopholes' and legal technicalities, that's Zeus who is obsessed over the Letter of the law.
Most people would think a 16 year old in some random gangbang with strangers is worse than kissing a 15 year 364 day old, but Zeus doesn't
God I'm so sick of the nonce meme just give it a rest. It feels like when you play Vidya too long and you can still see it when you close your eyes.
yes it was safely tucked away in my pants
i'm a late bloomer
They might assume she is older.
Fuck bitches get money is my motto
I'm 25 and don't know how to drive desu.
I agree with you here although I apologize for being baited today. I usually ignore it but it's been so bad the last few days that I responded
mfw I don't have either
When did zeus ever mention a gangbang with a 16 year old? All he said is you should not be sleeping with kids. Stop projecting
I have my test in two months, I hope it helps me pull. It's taken a lot of time and money.
Bet you don't know what vagina feels like either
Yeah well Zeus is a fucking mong who should be seen but not heard. Actually the ugly fucker shouldn't be seen either.
Zeus ruffled the nonce nest CONFIRMED
No but I've had extremely realistic sex dreams before, I've had 2 dream shags, a dream kiss and a dream cuddle.
tfw talking to a 16 year old boy i met on grindr
hehe looks like i win this time nonce hunters
She's still in school, it's just bad optics lad
how long have you been learning for? i found the speed a bit scary, can't have been going more than 30mph.
Time to go, dreamChad.
Put your trip back on Sinead O'connor.
He doesn't care what people do over the age of consent, but seethes at people doing stuff under it. It's an arbitrary line that he cares about
She's still in school until 18 these days
chatting about nonces
The chicken has rotten away, I'll have to bin it. Also just had sex with my lorry.
Did bareback anal with the gf lads and she loves it
Onto a winner here
She better be of age mate.
I did my theory test about a year ago then I had to wait for my permit My driving instructor was so busy he could only do one lesson every three weeks or so. That and you have to wait ages for your test appointment.
Any pop master man in?
How are you going to meet a teenager?
wanting to fuck a bloke
not bent or a nonce lad, he may not be underage but he sure as hell looks it
one lesson every three weeks
that sounds like torture. would rather have them really regular so i dont forget anything. good luck on your test pham.
*eases his penis into your greased up anus*
Someone can appoint themselves judge, jury and executioner simply by having a camera phone and a connection to the net
Does anyone find this fucked? It's not even to do with the spam going on the past couple of days, but all cases in general. Someone can just point a camera in your face and accuse you of all sorts while streaming to social media for all to see who often go with the person behind the camera because they made the accusation. Society is a bit fucked.
How do i get weed when i have absolutely no friends?
It is pretty fucked, as some lad said in the last thread even more so for the loner types.
Can you just stfu ruining the thread with your nonce shit
How are you a tripfag yet don't know that replying to people is the worst way to get them to stop posting?
Lads, what's the longest amount of time you've spent in your room without leaving?
What have you got against nonce hunters Ebin? You got something to hide you nonce?
It's not Ebins trip, and the other post about sex with a lorry should have made that obvious
Thanks, if I don't pass it it's 85 quid down the drain
Like I say it's not even about that shit that's been going on the past couple days but all instances of it in general. I could see you walking down the street, start streaming to facebook and then go up to you and say that you threw rocks at my window for instance. It just fucks with me that people can do that.
Go to Amsterdam
Clubs (like hobby clubs)
Mutual friends etc
Out and about
When I lived back home I spent all my time in my room, only leaving to go for a piss or something to eat. Now that I live alone I spend a couple days at a time in my flat without going out, and when I do go out it's just to get stuff in.
dark web laddo
Was playing chess the other day and the person I was playing with said she was a 13 year old girl.
Made me wonder if she genuinely was or whether noncehunters were literally baiting people with chess now. It sounds ridiculous but it wouldn't even surprise me
Isn't there LINE groups or a Tinder for dealers? I deleted my Tor browser ages ago
fuck sake, gone and put us all on a list
Did you disconnect as soon as she said that? I would've, fuck being anywhere near that situation.
attention seeker complaining about people ruining the thread
Isn't there LINE groups or a Tinder for dealers?
yes it's called TOR markets
Bought a new air rifle last night. Can't wait to fuck around with it in the back garden, but I just hope someone doesn't report me or something
This happened a while back
tfw forgot to minimise the thread when the builder came in and he saw several apus and pepes on my monitor
I had her pawn m8, I wasn't going to disconnect until I'd won
Yeah I saw that. There was another instance I believe where a guy in Ireland was falsely accused and he ended up killing himself.
Wearing a shirt saying 'TRAP community'
He is literally the britfeel nonce poster
Are they reliable?
In a losing position
Say "btw I'm 12"
They instantly disconnect
ELO gets higher and higher
Now considered a grandmaster
Not him but I've ordered probably a hundred things over the years and been fine
same as ebay lad, just a bunch of sellers on a site such as dream market, just don't pick a shit seller and you'll be fine, tons of guides for buying drugs online exist
Do you have to pay with crypto or what? This sounds interesting
Why would you kill yourself? Ian Huntley literally murdered two girls and gets abuse in prison and even be hasn't done it yet
Yeah well to be honest I deserve literally nothing
he's literally an insane nonce obviously he doesnt have the mental processes normal people do
basic rundown (again guides will give more detail and help you understand better)
go on tor
go to dream market
search for product specifying from UK to UK
find one with good reviews
check PGP key was made when the account was
save PGP key locally so you can verify it in the future
send bitcoin to your dream market account
send seller your address (encrypted with their pgp keys, some sites have this feature built in now dream is one of them)
drugs arrive through your letter box several days later, sometimes even next day
never sign for any parcel
if caught remember they can only prove it was coming to your address in your name, not that you ordered it, the only way you get fucked is if you let them convince you to confess
I'm saying that he's was literally public enemy number 1 and still didn't kill himself.
yes but a mentally ill person doesn't act like a sane person, plus doesn't he get fuck ton of fan letters and shite
See you there lads. Don't forget to carry a bottle of coca cola
Cheers mate, you're one of the good ones
I don't know what the fuss is about, girls are sluts these days so it's not like they have tight pussies
check PGP key was made when the account was
This step is bollocks some vendors have been around for longer than the current market, use grams to verify the pgp key if you're really that concerned
Fear for Poley's safety at the meet.
And by that I mean my own because when he's inevitably killed by Zeus and they trace Poley's online presence back to here, then I don't trust Jow Forums to not hand over the directory of IPs of everyone to ever insult him.
This step is bollocks some vendors have been around for longer than the current market
I should have explained better I mean make sure the key isn't 1 week old and the account is 1 year old
I'm currently laid in bed with my eight inch cock pressed against my girlfriend's crack.
Another comfy Friday morn...
Gonna be comfy indoors looking forward to the autism unfolding
How big is her willy lad?
have to hide the fact i browse r9k by simply ignoring it if ever i come in to encounter it
browse every waking hour and everytime i come home
Can't believe he does it for ZERO monetary compensation
Anyone else think that asian girls look really boring these days? I remember they used to have really colourful clothes and cool hairstyles, now they literally all have the same face, clothes, hair and makeup. They all have that pale android look to them.
hate it honestly
Do you do patios m8
Need to use google maps and drive to the correct location for a facial
Asian girls are ugly
There I said it
Have it on good authority that Poley used his radio prep time to instead plan a hilarious joke for tomorrow's meet.
He will reach for a burger before whipping out a fork, show it to everyone eyebrows-raised, while grinning:
"Remember this? How I didn't use one last time? With the coleslaw? And everyone came up with the nickname? haha"
He will say, and for anyone who misses it the first time he will repeat the joke until everyone hears it at least once. He will then use this as proof he is white now in his write-up.
I want to talk about mental health today lads.
Better not delete posts tomorrow mate
literally calls himself "Zeus"
fussy about sex
tfw no qt Saudi arranged gf
showing that much skin
he better not do this, hope Zeus knocks him out beforehand
Zeus isnt going to the midlands meet and Shippy would protect moni if need be
no one's cultured enough to get this
People make the joke all the time it's gotten old
girl rejected me because I'm a neet.
Shippy would protect moni if need be
Honestly cannot fathom Shippy doing this - I agree with you that he would - after what Poley said about him and the state of his face
girl rejected me because I don't have a job and live with my parents
what's your point, is she in the wrong for having standards?
hee hee hee hee
He just said he wasnt attractive. Would it be better if moni was gushing over how hot he is?
I would protect poley if need be
I mean.. I think Zeus could knock Shippy out as well 2bh, not much of a barrier..
how do all the chavs on the dole get gfs then?
because they usually have a social life and are willing to fight, also they mostly go for chav girls
I got a gf whilst being a NEET
Find it a bit annoying how Poley just casually assumed people would protect him at the meet.
I genuinely would've but his arrogance has made me shift over to not doing that.
zeus is the hardest lad in the thread, he is the only genuinely working class trip, hes from the school of hard knocks mate
If your laptop speakers are too quiet then you should download + install Equalizer APO
Set a preamplification gain of +3-12dB
My Thinkpad X220 sounds great now
He's got that unpredictable manlet rage as well
hmmm is this spam
Our tale of the tape;
signature move: belly bounce
signature move: pint glass to the face
yes mate, i do all sorts what you need?
And the worst part is Poley would still rather sleep with Zeus than Shippy even after Shippy defends him
No just a protip for anons from user. You could always do a speaker swap mod but that's a lot of effort
Nah I'm not daft, shippy would clearly win.
Used to use this but don't any more. I do heavily recommend the Peace GUI for it though sourceforge.net
6'2 and 14st 6lb. Diet is back on
*shippy sniffs the air*
Hmmm, yes, if this fear I smell?
Not fear no, just common sense. Fear would be running away, I'd happily stay and get me face smashed in
Zeus can just roll Host into everyone like a bowling ball into a set of pins.
Kek, I don't care how big you are, you won't beat pic related
third shit of the day brewing
can handle it lads
oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
Why though? A good kicking might teach the lad some humility
as someone whose parents beat them, it just makes you mad at the world
He does need it. Also deserves it. Poley is a vile individual.
Had a laughing fit in the shower earlier over the term "slotting" someone.
My mam used to slap me about and all lad. I would still assault Poley if he tried to get cheeky
Daily reminder that poley was the one who threatened me,not the other way round.
Threatened to chop your dick off if I remember
That's fine though
Wonder what the writers of britfeel are going to make the next big arc. This nonce arc is getting very stale now.
BATTER HIM ZEUS ARKID
You coming Midlands meet?
I dont think he would literally chop your dick off
It was something along the lines of he's coming to the meet to punch my face in, kick me head in when I'm down (lol) and then chop me dick off.
You stooped to his level though. You should've been the bigger man and ignored it.
Fucking 6 monthly performance review at work
do a little tap dance lmao
Na mate, just the manny one for now. I'd like to visit a souf meet later in year though if I survive the norf one
Yeah I did, but people have been threatening to stab me, shoot me, slit my neck etc. I've already said I won't touch moni as long as he doesn't come at me, if he comes at me then I'm not responsible for what happens after, it's fun and games on here but in real life shit gets serious real quick
Threats are apparently fine if you just assume for some reason that the legitimately dangerous, mentally-deranged Paki with a criminal record won't go ahead with them
Very much imagine Poley sniping at Zeus for ages before Zeus snaps, only for Poley to then hide behind Shippy and Shippy accepting his lowly status as a fist cushion with a face ugly enough to be casually battered.
even fucking voice acting is easy mode for women, they literally just need to put on a high pitched voice and that's it
jesus christ lads its unfair
thinking a frail paki full of estrogen is a physical threat
Exactly. The lad clearly has mental problems, so when someone mental threatens to attack you, you usually take it serious. Idk, maybe it's just cause where im from you get knocked out for been from the next town over, idk
Yeah it's really hard to voice a male superhero and just have a low gruff voice the whole time
technically you're not allowed to hit a tranny. or maybe you are if they still have a knob
technically you're not allowed to hit a tranny
They'll ask his parents if he is one and they'll say no because he's never came out as one to them.
They will also ask his previous employers and they will say no because he interviewed as a male named Amer.
He's fair game.
As long as he doesn't start I won't do anything, yes I'm a tard but I'm a tard with a sentence over me head.. If he swings he's fair game it's self defense
He's taller than I am lad
I think zeus would be in the clear if moni attacked him.
isnt moni just being transphobic to himself by still pretending to be a man?
so just to clarify, if he comes at you you'll definitely beat him off?
Got recommended pic related through youtube's wonderful, totally genuine, not biased algorithm that shows me videos I will like and find interesting. Browsed through this arsehole's channel and holy shit for a channel that is ostensibly about science it's nearly all just shitty left wing progressive agenda pushing. Some choice selections:
trump wall bad
democrats good, republicans bad (no for real he genuinely has a video about this)
degenerate kinks good
Weed is good though lad
Thanks for the rec lad I'll check it out
weird how i only get recommended ben shapiro and jordan peterson and stefan molyneux videos when i never watch that shit
ben shapiro and jordan peterson
ffs I keep getting these too. I try not to watch any political shit so dont know why
ben shapiro DESTROYS sjw and KILLS her FAMILY and RAPES their BODIES with FACTS and LOGIC
Tesco here nearly 20 mins early
me youtube reccomends
based, pissening and sickening
based, just upgraded to qubes 4.0 on mine, best 80 bong I ever spent, don't get why people spend hundreds on a laptop for web browsing and other light stuff
Fucking christ, the Nonce Hunters caught a one legged ex-rugby nonce.
Keep up the good work, hunters.
Everyone share and judge each others's youtube recommended shit
t. self hating zoomer than lives off memes
Pretty much spot on, not gonna argue that.
heres the rest of mine rec
If moni attacks me I will defend myself yes.
pepe the frog that broke the internet
fuck me I cannot see that kim kardashian picture without getting an immense urge to wank to the Nikki Benz Breaks The Internet porn scene
thanks for reminding me lad
What is shippy and moni come at you, would you try to beat them both off?
made a video of me wanking and cumming last night lads. my knob looks tiny wahey
Hope none of you lads are on the A14
Fuckin fuckers fucckin fucked
Wants in all them binders lad?
The fuck is he wearing?
I've got mine to do as well.
Zero motivation to do it, leaving soon anyway. 2% rise won't matter.
Full of worksheets I need for my job.
I'm a bit like SCEA, but I can hold a job, like eggs and have hairy feet.
China game on soon lads
anyone touch a skin cell on Zeuseys head at the meet and I'll wring you little bastards out like a fucking flannel.
can't wait to see some jumped up hysterical little britfeeler give me an excuse to stomp him down.
it's fun and games on here but in real life shit gets serious real quick
God you're such a fucking larper. /britfeel/ posters get anxious from going to the shops, and you think they're actually going to kick off with you?
I agree with him on the masculinity part. You shouldn't be judged if you don't work out and men should be able to talk about their feelings.
He doesn't know about how self righteous tranny chasers are
better he puts it that way upfront than to let little shits like you bombard the threads that he's wrong
All I hear when I see this picture is stupid kung fu martial artist noises.
Moni WILL film you taking a shit if you go to the meet.
He's been preparing for this for ages.
Don't let him take you to ANY arcades.
and if anyone so much as looks at cola im kicking off
the tart is mine
What happened to Poley Radio anyway
I shall be asking Poley about this until we get an answer
Well, however it turns out I just hope the blood flows and someone dies or gets maimed for life.
would quite like to get into some sort of figure building hobby
I already play warhammer and all that, but that's more about the painting.
would really like to build big stuff like lego millennium falcons and that sort of thing.
Yeah can see why you're delaying it, it's a really hard hobby to get into. Lego is rare as fuck.
If 100 people came at me I'd stand my ground. Obviously I'd lose but I'm not one to back down just because moni dishes threats out he can't back up. I'd get a least a 2 punch combo in on poleaboo before shippy took me down.. It's just sad that someone who threatens people gets help in a fight, why can't it be a 1 on 1?
I was making a joke about beating them off (wanking) but it was poorly delivered sorry lad
I wouldn't help poley if he started anything
Do you really think anyone here would actually help that fucking jit?
it's expensive you sarcastic bastard
If 100 people came at me I'd stand my ground.
Hasn't got the fortitude to hold down a job, but is somehow man enough to face down certain death. That'll be 50p thanks lad.
I mean he basically already did start it with really quite explicit threats but put that to one side, say Poley was making loads of quips about Zeus - would that count as starting it? Or do you just mean physically?
Pretty cold today lads, don't forget your coat. How's your day going so far?
No pictures on my phone so you'll have to use your imagination again filename should be
scarf and hat weather girl.jpg
mum working from home
in the kitchen for lunch
gets a call on her phone
confidential so she won't let me be in the same room
not able to eat anything until she's finished
literally been on the phone for an hour now and can tell she's just chatting with her colleague
Nonce alarm is ticking quite loudly.
Deploying decoys to your area.
do you realise how fucking hard it is to get on the sick dole
not many men have the fortitude, otherwise everyone would be at it
Your mum is a bit weird lad.
Have you read the works of Shakespeare lately?
nonces OUT nonces OUT NONCES OUT
Jesus, can't say I didn't laugh at the way she fell though
Just saw a literal 10/10 cutie working in a shop, looked like Elle Fanning but cuter
Why does god torment me like this?
Better question is: Why did God create you at all?
Because he's a sadist, obviously
What would you do if you found out the love of your life was a nonce?
Dress up like a school kid innit
should of asked if he would pay for the dry cleaning afterwards
tfw cute boy wants to be my bf but im ignoring him because it makes me feel uncomfortable
can hardly be the love of my life if she can never love me lad
Sting them for mad youtube views and donation + newspapers paying me to speak about it
*opens the curtains on the thread windows and puts the kettle on*
What's the best route after potentially finding out your scumbag dad died 3 years ago
Yeah I fancy a girl that works in the local shop too but she only knows me as that alcoholic sad cunt
throw a party
best route for what? trying to get money? only thing i could think is ask a solicitor
get yer willy out for the lads
is joyriding a britfeelers stolen car and is doing wheelies in Feel Park, necking tinnies of White Ace and howling with his mates
Cheers laddo appreciate it
Poley is going to lose his virginity tomorrow
We're all aware that trannies like Moni and chasers like Zeus are actual homosexual men who've taken up residence in this thread, and use it as a battleground for their romantic feuds? Right?
i thought we were all aware of this
Fookin brutal. Nonce lashes out and attacks the nonce hunters, beating one before the others pull him off. Video cuts to him getting his face pushed in by Big Dave.
girl is coming to my place in a few hours
jesus christ lads this might finally be it.
dont mention it user, always nice to see you here
If I can get any money. But how? I'd need to prove he was my dad
Will do when I piss on his grave
not if you live with your parents it's not
its ok lad, she might not KNOW shes going to his place later on yet, if you get what i mean *wink wink*
have my own apartment mane
Post a pic of her for the lads
Is diesel meant to be white? Just been to refuel my (new) car at the Tesco garage and the stuff that came out the pump was white and frothy and made a weird gurgling noise. I drove my car after and it didn't blow up or anything, but I do still wonder if the fuel in it is okay
you're set then, remember lad half a pill when she first arrives half on the secodn drink otherwise she'll notice it tastes weird
any more details lad?
give us the juicy goss boyo
It's the best option really, if you run you're going to get caught and get battered, may as well stand there and get battered, you wind em up more by running
find out it was definately your dad before you do anything else
Is diesel meant to be white?
I've never driven a car but no
When she walks into your room she'll see your anime figures and do a 360 and walk away
still get beaten up but also out of breath from running
uploaded Jan 5th, 2019
well, looks like we know why the radio was missing for a few days not too long ago, you can even hear his posh poncy voice as proof its him
godspeed my man
went out with her twice, last time we were kissing. this time she pretty much asked to come to my apartment so she might actually be crazy enough to like me
why did you put cum in your car mate?
Apparently some say its better quality highly oxeginated diesel, some say its too high a pressure on the pump.. I don't drive so I don't know honestly
the absolute state of the britfeel radio host. Looks exactly as I expect him to look.
I'd like to believe this isn't a larp, and if it's not then it sounds like you're set liddy. Do you have any kind of gameplan or anything like that or are you just going to cook her a meal and wing it?
Got too horny at the garage and had to rub one out. They didn't have a toilet so I just did it right there at the pumps. No tissues or anything around so I thought the most hygienic thing I could do was just drop my load in the tank
Hmm okay well as long as it doesn't kill my car then whatever I guess. As I said it drove fine afterwards, but then I only put a tenner in
radio host is a well known nonce career path, one of the few places their kind are accepted
have you ever known/met someone and just thought "you are a fucking massive nonce" but had no proof?
I'm not defending paedophiles but the way they bully them is bang out of order. Two wrongs don't make a right.
beating one before the others pull him off
gross, remember when noncehunter videos used to be about catching paedos, not any of this mutual wanking each other off shit
AHHHH HHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAA HOLY SHIT THAT "AHAHHOOWWWWW"
A bunch of people are going to meet up with an unashamed Paki nonce tomorrow and not one of them will make him feel unwelcome or tell him to fuck off. Mad, really.
Highly likely it is. Can't be many people with his name living in that area
Was worried lads we hadnt talked about pedophiles for a couple of hours
Tell them "We've got the chat logs" and see how they recoil. It's like garlic to vampires.
fucking hell the sound he made hitting his head on the concrete, christ that made me shudder, the whole situation must be unbearable the poor nonce
Oh so the only time you care to post instead of lurk is to try and throw us off the nonce trail?
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much, you fucking nonce nigger.
its spelt bloody paedophile you yank nonce
t. increasingly sweaty nonce who knows the gig is up
not larpting lad. jesus, this board man.
gonna give her something to drink (she likes wine so I'm set) sit down on the couch and chat a little, maybe start a shitty movie and then hopefully will be smooth enough to make a move
Is it reyt that can't pay we take it away is been cancelled because some bailiff smacked an old guy in throat and killed him?
You got anymore spare double XP codes? Would greatly appreciate it lid.
why would you post a pic of a spic getting his micropenis hard
that's me and your mum and aunt mate
lets be honest, 100 people are never come at you, that's some anime shit. At most a handful of lads could jump you and you could reasonably run away from them
im fairly confident i could outrun most lads on britfeel if it came down to it
you are such a gay cunt
why we were born this way
don't put on a shitty movie lad, don't be one of those people
put on a decent movie
corr wouldn't mind a go on that tbqh
My dad was a paedo. If I get confirmation he is dead his grave will be fucked up proper
just a figure of speech lad, I'll find something
Probably, I remember years ago there was a similar show on Channel 4 which was cancelled because the bailiff lost his licence. In the show it showed him just breaking into houses to get the Paki cunts out
I never said they did, I'm speaking hypothetically. But it does happen
Yeah what I just got told was it was an old bloke, bailiff stormed into his house just rammed his door in and went in and old guy was like yo wtf you doing so bailiff hit him in neck
a few times in my late teens i got chased by gangs of chavs/roadmen out looking to jump people.
we used wind up chavs on purporse when we were kids to get chases from them, granted, this was before stabbing was commonplace, this was the mid-late 90s *sips*
My parents left it too late to have me, gave me the ol autism
only 40 more years until we live in a bladerunner-esque hellscape as money is more important than the environment and people
tfw chavs locked me in a car boot once
This guy gets it:
Fucking hell lad story? Bit grim that
I'm not gonna read your blog fuck off
tfw someone drove by and threw a big stone at me
Uber eats is unironicallly the best
Is anyone getting exploited here?
This morning, I woke up and had a wank. Then I feel back asleep for a couple of hours.
Dont remember much. Just local dickheads who pretended to be mates with me and then threw me in a boot for awhile. They were a lot older and I was a naive kid. Not sure how long I was in there but I remember crying and hearing them laugh and banging on the top
good old lads bit of banter
I woke up and had a wank. Then I feel back asleep
Just let the mess there to dry I bet
so with this new porn age verification loicense thing thats coming in, could you get around that with a VPN?
I'm not some sort of animal lad, I cleaned up first.
lad at my school was thrown into a skip. happened a few times.
How are they going to block every piece of porn in the web? Does that include places like Jow Forums?
Complement regulatory protein factor H is known to be the main regulator of complement activity in the extracellular matrix and protects the ECM from unwanted complement activation. In age-related macular degeneration (both neovascular ['wet'] and atrophic ['dry'] types) the Bruch's membrane - a sheet of ECM separating the retinal pigment epithelium from the choroid blood vessels - becomes littered with aggregates of lipids, proteins and cellular debris known as drusen. A truncated form of FH known as FH-like protein 1 (FHL1) has been demonstrated to accumulate within drusen and lead to chronic, local inappropriate complement activation which drives the pathogenesis of AMD.
Didn't they try to implement this a while ago and literally nothing happened?
boomer Tories trying to understand the internet
Poley will be up soon and, after a few self-indulgent posts which will be of no interest to anyone, making threats
Just discovered that Jay from inbertweeners has a gaming channel on YouTube.
thought this was pretty well known? hes also married a stripper or something, literally Jay IRL
I need to stay relevant, I know! I'll start a gaming channel.
im to understand its getting introduced later than planned and is now happening "spring 2019"
tell us what this means, do you have inside info about the porn ban?
the virgin Jay desperately trying to stay relevant
the chad Eric Roberts who's just having a laugh
i hate living oposite a busy high school
Thanks for the update we all wanted
Tomorrow people in this VERY thread will be hugging him and trying to fuck him
Bizarre how this general works
Amer has many tranny chasers and supporters. So much so that he can brag about how they will protect him from violence.
31.3GB of hard drive space left
36GB of porn torrent on the go
this is gonna be close lads, need to clear some space out asap
I'm sure you do nonce
none of the kids are fit, all fatties and uggos, that ontop of all the traffic problems it causes just makes it shitty living on this street, even the teachers are rotters lately
learning to swim
mum goes off somewhere
two chavs hold me under water
let me up ask what drowning feels like then hold me under again
adult ends up stopping them
they get kicked out
end up spewing up a bunch of water
still can't swim
don't even understand how they could do that to a stranger
they're subhuman scum lad, literally acting like niggers
it fall upon porn servers hosted in the uk, not incredibly difficult to implement, could bypass it with a vpn or porn sites will just start connecting uk users with french servers so they don't need to do anything
Clearly they were scientists/researchers. You should feel ashamed of yourself fucking rat.
Do NEETs and people in dead end jobs ever feel guilty or ashamed for wasting their potential?
Let's be honest lad, that never actually happened though, didn't it?
Need a piss
Can't be bothered standing up
Piss in an oasis bottle
Piss more than usual
Can't stop in time
Piss sprays out of the bottle onto my bed sheets
Have to stand up in the end anyway to wipe down the pissy sheets
i have literally no potential to waste, so no
Yea you could, they are provably going to block all vaguely right wing websites as well, so half and inf chan are bad Goy zones so they will as well
Least itll be a little bit quieter around here
that never actually happened though, didn't it?
doesn't this mean you think it did happen since you used a double negative? also yeah
Tell yourself that if it helps numb the pain, I understand. You've probably gone too far to recover from.
wipe down the pissy sheets
not changing them
how little do you respect yourself?
I feel pure rage that I ended up like this
thats 83p in the larp jar you fookan poof.
Rage towards who or what (if you know)?
I am wearing one shoe right now
tfw no greentext stories to tell
why not just get a job then?
nah its true, i was getting low scores in primary school, almost ended up in the "special" classes but managed to do enough to stay in set 4, that was the lowest down a non special kid could get, i actually dont think ive done too bad considering im a IRL brainlet
i actually dont think ive done too bad
what're some things you've done?
About to go to aldi. Any lads need anything?
had several jobs and not killed myself
My spare sheets are in the wash lad although I do have absolutely no respect for myself that is true.
I cannot join the marines because I dropped out of sixth form and don't have A levels.
how old are you pal? also you consider not killing yourself one of the three accomplishments you have?
*gives you a 2 pound coin*
treat yourself lad
late 20s and yes i do tbqh, not so much now but when i was younger
so you're in your lates 20s and are proud of having 3 acomplishments
everybody loves raymonds wife is quite fit tbqh
i count having had jobs as 1 and not killing myself as 1 so its only 2 but yes im proud, its 2 more things than i thought id do
you should consider holding yourself to higher standards, being proud of achieving 2 things in nearly 30 years is incredibly low even by brainlet standards
Should I force poley to use the women's toilets and get her arrested
so's your dads mate, at least when she's on her knees
kek why? try more things so i can fail more things and make myself feel worse? no thanks lad
You should post a pic of yer arse wahey
you should try and get him to stop deluding himself into thinking he's trans when he's actually just gay
Anyone else taken an MBTI test?
wow the person who doesn't try out of fear of failure has next to nothing to show for his life
A girl made me take it but I cant remember what I got.
next to nothing to show for his life
wrong lad, 2 achievements remember? if i tried more things i would have failed more things and almost definitnely commited suicide so then id only have one achievement
your dads wife is fit, especially when she's on her knees
Honestly it's easier and probably more accurate to just look at the 4 components and think truthfully about which suites you best.
I think I answer those situational questions differently depending on what I feel like.
Why are you prodding this guy? You sound like a failure yourself, but a bitter failure. You're much worse.
so its a "ur mum" joke? dissapoint, lad
Why are you prodding this guy?
desu pisses me off how people can be happy when they put effort into anything whereas I can put effort into almost everything and still not be happy with myself
I want his secrets
also calling your dad a cuck
kek so youre taking your personal failings out on me? you deserve to be miserable desu, im happy you are
t. 2 achievements
Sounds like you need to try harder or have lower standards. Your achievement isn't matching your potential to achieve.
kek so youre taking your personal failings out on me?
shocking you struggle to read this much I'm taking out the fact that even though I'm not a failure I'm less happy with myself than you are with yourself but in hindsight at least I can understand basic english, the other guy was right I am just being bitter though, it's good that you're happy user me being mean to you isn't going to make me any happier so it's pointless
Gonna head down to my local library tomorrow
Get myself out of the house for a bit, might even be a qt there
Me, my parents, bullies, employers, friends, women, strangers, everyone the entire universe. I hate that I believed everything everyone told me. I hate that I didn't work harder, I hate that the missed opportunities, I hate my shit tier genetics, I hate being working class, I hate being short, ginger and ugly, I hate anxiety, I hate women for not wanting me, I hate children, I hate their parents, I hate their happiness, I hate I hate I hate I hate I AM A BEING OF PURE HATE
Me, my and my parents, bullies, employers, friends, women, strangers, everyone the entire universe. I hate that I believed everything everyone told me. I hate that I didn't work harder, I hate that the missed opportunities, I hate my shit tier genetics, I hate being working class, I hate being short, ginger and ugly, I hate anxiety, I hate women for not wanting me, I hate children, I hate their parents, I hate their happiness, I hate I hate I hate I hate I AM A BEING OF PURE HATE
any 2 for 90p, normally 45p each
Should come to the Midlunds meet instead
*walks outside to meet the creme egg delivery lorry*
You're added to the hate list lad
Sounds like you really drew a short straw when it comes to life. And I definitely think that your success in life is highly weighted towards your early life, when you don't even know that you should try hard.
The people the realise this early, at maybe age 14-16, succeed, and people who learn it too late have already failed too much to recover. Success breeds success, failure breeds failure.
However, you should start improving yourself because you criticise the structure of the universe for failing you.
Classic Cain right here.
*occasionally peers out of the window and tries to act casual and hide his excitement*
Just cancelled my Boomerang game rentals service
Too many games aren't in stock
Being lectured about life by a 20 something
Don't want your fucking help lad.
improving yourself because
Fine, be bitter and stay a failure, then kill yourself in a few years. No skin off my nose.
*pulls a huge pallet full of crates of creme eggs into the thread*
have at them lads, free for regulars
Shippy weighs less than me and is taller
BMI is a meme
If I were to start doing large amounts of pressups daily but no other form of exercise (except walking) would I get any real benefit or would I just be wasting my time?
Fine I will. See if I care.
I've got news for you, lad.
*starts filling his pockets and encouraging the rest of his family to do so too*
Phwor I give those two some exercise
Why not just follow a beginners exercise routine instead of just one exercise?
Absolutely you'll see benefits. Be careful though, doing the same exercises day after day can lead to injuries.
oi, no! i told you lads last night to go home
*shoos you away with broom*
go on, bugger off
Most of these are thanks to stuff posted here and not an accurate reflection of my tastes.
oioi lads, hope you all ain't been too naughty so far, must save it up for the midlands meet aye?
You know what you must do user. Do you hate Mondays? You have 2 days in which to become a hero
I am trying and considering most people i grew up with are dead or in jail, i'm not doing too bad. I would just like a job that is alright, don't care about being rich.
Is it good news?
I would just like a job that is alright, don't care about being rich
What about a job you enjoy?
I have a poor attention span
Hmm ok I'll bare that in mind lad
What about a job you enjoy?
That is what i mean by alright tbqh. i will see what options i have after uni
I do. All I want is a job which requires no qualifications yet pays enough to live in a flat or something.
But not too worry. The EU is collapsing, events are culminating in the South China sea, there are problems in America, Brexit could end in civil unrest, Ukraine and Russia at loggerheads, Syria...
If one of these issues become severe my qualification of insanity will serve me well
Seriously considering an msc in Data Science but not sure if it's worth the money.
Would mean obv sacking off my job for a year
I crush mics til my hand breaks
then shag now and shag later til these women cant stand straight
*charges at you and tackles you to the floor*
*calls /britfeel/ immigration *
you are being held under anony arrest section 4.b.2.5.y.7.d.6.9.F
is there no support at your current job to undertake a part time degree?
aaa fuck i cummmed
The EU is collapsing
you'd make gains but the amount you'd gain from the time you're putting in you may as well just buy some dumbbells and start a full body dumbbell routine
*takes the creme eggs back out of his pockets*
nice one lad, your next pints on me
another shitty lazy workout
please dont send me back you don't know what it's like in brit/pol/ it isnt safe a tripgovernment has usurped the thread please i will be killed.
The French are purported to be plotting a bank run. The Euro is already going down faster in value than the titanic
daily reminder to try and spend less time here, or at least stay away from the rest of the board
it's no joke to say the amount of negativity here is unhealthy, even if you think its redpilled or whatever
give yourself a mental break
Not even considered desu that but will look into it
I want a gf with that long wavy hippy hair.
Have you ever heard a sweeter song lads?
i know for a fact that you watch greekgodx
it's no joke to say the amount of negativity here is unhealthy,
I only spend time on britfeel, literally don't post anywhere else, and i can easily ignore the few incel mongs here.
The French are purported to be plotting a bank run
a couple of thousand frogs withdrawing their money wont do much
The yellow vests my friend. They've already crippled the French camera system.
if you be good boy you can stay, but under these conditions
1. be good boy
(b). not be bad boy
god i wish someone would tear down our CCTV desu lad
The banks have billions set aside. It would take the entire country emptying their accounts to have a real effect. There arent that many YV
Honestly don't think I could live anywhere that doesn't use our plugs. The lack of safety is just terrifying.
Mercedes-Benz spotting report
I saw 2 A-Class, a C-Class saloon, 2 E-Class saloons, an S-Class saloon, a Sprinter LWB van. A few older models too but they aren't in my mastermind category
I hope you have a lovely evening
Neither could I, I wouldn't be able to plug anything in for a start.
Just bought my tickets for the meet
Remember it's more on the door. Security is tight but polite
Well aren't you blossoming into a social butterfly?
You're such a normie these days.
dad still thinks Rhodesia is a country, but also knows Zimbabwe exists
Animals. Absolute animals.
In old home town when lived at home
Used to walk the dog around the block a lot so he could take a piss
Kiddie playing with his football and boots it at the dog
Usual "whatchu gunna do i get my brovas on ya"
Boot his ball away feeling fucking pissed
Some days later he keeps on kicking it in the garden and going in the garden to get it
In the kitchen and see him coming over the fence from the window
Quickly let the dog out of the back door and then finish up with what I was doing while I can hear the dog barking and growling at him while he's screaming for help
Go out a few minutes later "sorry didn't realize you were there"
Let him out the gate while struggling to contain my grin
I hate little shitty chavs
Have you seen me recently? I was over 16 stone during the 'ship nip' pic
Are all homeless people essentially smack fiends or mentally deranged? there are loads of social services available that help them.
eyup lads, what should I do now i have fuck all going on till tomorrow? if you have any movies or reccomendations please do give em
There's a difference between being homeless and living on the streets. Most homeless people you see on the streets are mentally deranged and have addictions yes
The fact that Rhodesia in general has been memory-holed to such an extent already is disgusting. Used to be the bread-basket of Africa, a stable democracy with good healthcare and education and low crime. Now look at it, just another example of a post-colonial failed state where the white devils are still being evicted from their land and subjugated under the incompetent blacks who think because they wear suits and sit in the chairs the white people used to sit in that everything will run itself.
Makes me angry and sad.
Am i banned origiididdi
Do you reckon its wrong to give them money then?
Many are nonces too
There's a difference between being homeless and living on the streets
whats the difference?
Has anything decent ever come from africa? i know some blacks like to claim that whites stole all their laws, philosophies etc from the blacks, but have they ever done much more than live in huts
You lads and your weather girl posting killed dianne oxberry
I think its better to say there is a difference between being of no fixed abode and living on the streets
On a waterfast, not sure how long for. Already feel terrible. I don't understand how people do 30 days waterfasting, how's it possible to go 30 days without food?
That sounds shit and boring tbqh mate
its not possible.
you're being lied to.
Your'e falling for a fucking meme you moron, starving yourself is dangerous and not the answer to weightloss
FUCKING SOUF MONGS
tfw no Polish slag gf
hmm I'm fat and have no discipline
I know, I'll do an extended fast like a Tibetian monk!
mi5 being this obvious
alright Ill eat. Im on a water fast aswell and then this post appears as im thinking if its a bad idea to eat or not. come the fuck on you lads could have just texted me.
I bet Iga Wyrwals son has had a right few good wanks over his mum's big milkers
t.has never tried it
It's fine, and I'm not doing it for weight loss
already feel terrible
then what the hell are you starving yourself for? Shits and giggles?
you can only last 3 days without water
Not really no. People like to point to the North Africans and civilisations like Ancient Egypt or Carthage or Phonecia as a way of saying 'hey look, blacks DID do something, SEE?! you nazi', but anyone with the most basic understanding of history and anthropology will tell you straight up that North Africans were not black back in antiquity (hell they aren't black now, they just have a massive arab admixture from muslims conquering it all). They were Mediterranean and Semitic civilisations, and Egypt was mostly made up of Greeks (Alexandria was named after the Greek who conquered it for a place for Greeks to go and live, work and study). You can see the phenotype of the pharaohs change over time as well. The earlier pharaohs looks damn near caucasian in their sculpture, and coincidentally any Egyptologist will tell you that early Egypt was when all the great wonders and expansion and scientific discoveries were made. Then as black admixture crept into the population and the dynasties (you can see by the changing facial shape of the statues) the civilisation slowly declined into near nothing, no great works, no great armies etc.
Sub-sahara is the 'pure' Africa and it's just sad to look at how little was accomplished. We're talking about an entire continent that, before European colonists appeared, had no written language, no sails, no agriculture, hell they didn't even have the damn wheel. No domesticated animals, no knowledge of metallurgy, no art to speak of beyond body mutilation, no economies, no maps, no compass, no mathematics etc. etc. I know it sounds edgy and all, but really they're little more than slightly advanced fauna on the landscape. They can't be European, they can't make and maintain countries or civilisations like Europeans, and it's my genuine opinion that trying to get them do so is ultimately cruel, dangerous for the Europeans who have to interact with them, and will in the end bring nothing but failure and misery.
Feeling terrible as in hungry, not really a bad thing. You feel terrible when you fast before an operation as well but our fat privileged bodies don't actually need all the shit we eat especially if it's causing us problems.
Health reasons, there's something wrong with my gut bacteria
They're not fasting water just food
tfw can only talk to my crush when im high on benzos
we don't actually need food
A 3 day water fast is always really nice, it clears you stomach when you're having pains and food is just contributing to the bloating. You spend 3 days not doing much but reading and relaxing, you sleep a lot and then at the end of 3 days you break it with some nice fruit and it feels amazing.
Tim Shieff managed 28 days, looked like a skeleton
How long for? I do 48 hour ones a lot but going to 3 or 4 days this time. Why you doing yours?
My sister has pissed me off. Unfortunately for her I am on my trans period (diarrhoea). She is going to get a dose in her soup.
wagie time for me lads.long week this week,3 nights. have fun
*skips out the door*
you can last three weeks tops without food and thats probably if you are fit and in ideal conditions. anyone saying they are lasting a month is not only BSing you but also themselves
Did I say that or are you just being argumentive because you know you couldn't last without your nutritious pot noodle?
yeah guys I want to go a month without food so my body starts consume itself, it will be great!
Lad Africa had plenty of civilisations and empires before collonisation. I'm not saying they were European tier but to act like they were all living in mud huts isnt acurate
moni, i thought you had changed. this is very dissappointing
just downloaded all the Mercedes-Benz eBrochures
You're body has enough blubber to last a month you'll manage
I have, it's her fault. She is forcing me to do this.
I hear poleaboo is so concerned for his safety that he is being cheuffered to the meet in a mercedes S600 guard
Step by step and day by day Moni is still a paki.
it starts on muscle first
went to the british museum a few weeks ago and all the african stuff there was barely 200 years old, it was like nick nacks you'd buy off a gypsy. was pretty disappointed.
I don't think it's ever a good idea to go more than a week
Well aren't you blossoming into a social butterfly?
tfw not living fifty years in the future fucking genetically engineered twinks who dont get old
shes blossoming into a slut, thats what shes doing
i dont like it, i have to say
Its not really good to go without food at all, you've got to be dumb to get tricked into thinking depriving yourself of food is a good idea
All that glitters is gold, only killing poley breaks the mould.
no written language
Yet, whites treat me as one of them
As much as I like Shippy, I wouldn't be caught dead in a pakimobile
who to believe. maybe one say i will study African history and find out for myself.
Thanks for the lengthy reply anyway, it was interesting to read.
throat feels like its closing up again
haha see ya lads
People are polite to you because they are either fucked up lunatics like the Harold Shipman obsessive or they don't know your crimes
The Benin Kingdom was "one of the oldest and most highly developed states in the coastal hinterland of West Africa, dating perhaps to the eleventh century CE...until it was annexed by the British Empire in 1897.
Looks like Poley
Thanks for the lengthy reply
pretty sure it was copypasta from /pol/
who to believe
I mean I literally posted evidence to back up my side
*telephones the thread maker to advise him of the situation*
a lot of african artifacts and structures were unironically destroyed by european colonialists
anything that was seen as proof of the black mans humanity or culture was destroyed to preserve the dominant ideology of the day (racialism)
We are quite an evil people really arn't we, proper devils, basically the hardest lads on the planet. *unsheathes knight sword and tips fedora*
whos paying you anyway?
i do it out of a love of the thread, keeping it in good condition, chink moot is too cheap to pay me even a few bongs per day so i have to sign on the dole aswell
Well he certainly doesn't do it out of love of comedy, abysmal and unfunny gimmick.
Benin ivory mask of the Queen Mother Idia; 16th century; ivory, iron & copper
this will look lovely hanging on the wall
Think about dropping this. Back to the drawing board.
He's a liar. He's rambling like a paranoid schizophrenic.
You'll die if you try this.
i dont understand what you mean lad
Work it harder, make it better.
nigga been drinking gravy and lucozade
Doesn't mean a lot when it's Africa in the 19th century.
our based ancestors showing those uncouth savages how to behave properly
Not as significantly as you think
why the new name?
A 17th-century Dutch engraving from Olfert Dapper's Nauwkeurige Beschrijvinge der Afrikaansche Gewesten, published in Amsterdam in 1668 says
The king's palace or court is a square, and is as large as the town of Haarlem and entirely surrounded by a special wall, like that which encircles the town. It is divided into many magnificent palaces, houses, and apartments of the courtiers, and comprises beautiful and long square galleries, about as large as the Exchange at Amsterdam, but one larger than another, resting on wooden pillars, from top to bottom covered with cast copper, on which are engraved the pictures of their war exploits and battles...
dunno lad sounds alright
I've you don't have stomach issues then there's no need to, but if you do a 3 day waterfast will really help you to feel healthy again. Sometimes there's things you need to fast out your body. Thousands of people do it with great success, really 3 days isn't a long time without food and if you're used to eating stuff you shouldn't be it will do you good
Theme tune for the meet
where's the statistics for such a statement,
your body cannibalizes fat the three weeks thing is because of vitamins and minerals not food
It's bollocks. No sugar for that long and you'll die.
By the end of the week you'l be drifting in and out of consciousness.
Have you tried looking it up?
not sure if this is bait statistics aren't needed since the science of fasting is understood, anything past 72 hours is reaching the point of meme though
have you tried backing up an argument, you really expect people to go "oh yeah eating food, why did I do that I'll stop eating now"
Hilarious user, top tier
It isn't me lad.
so which one of the lasses turning up gonna give me pickle a suck, eh?
statistics aren't needed to back up my ludicrous argument
a year without eating
How was he able to bare the constant feeling of extreme hunger?
Dread to think about the state of his skin though.
I don't think there's any way other than surgery to fix that.
Not sure who I hate more, Vegans or Waterfasters
If I don't eat I'm falling asleep in the car on the drive home because of low blood sugar.
Almost heaven, West Britfeel.
Poleys piss river
Life is old here
Older than the trees
Shitposters, take me home
to the place I belong
Take me home,
didnt eat for a year
I refuse to believe this. They dont even show pictures of him
beautiful lad, appreciate the song for my homeland ;_;7
trying this hard to be funny
Where have I told you to do it or anyone? You started crying about me doing it and trying to call me out and everything you said I shut down. You're an idiot if you think you're going to do serious harm to your body by not eating food for a few days unless you're already seriously underweight (which be honest we know you're not)
There is no argument, I've been given a go ahead, and you've been crying the whole time, now do some of your own research or just shut the fuck up and stop trying to have a problem with everything.
I know who you hate more, yourself.
How was he able to bare the constant feeling of extreme hunger?
hunger doesn't constantly increase it pretty much only goes up at times you usually eat at so after a while you'll only feel hungry for a couple hours a week
yeah fasting for weightloss is stupid
I refuse to believe this.
why? just because you think it can't be true everyones lying to you?
straight to insults instead of just providing the evidence that would shut me up.
Time for something new
you missed the line between "older than the trees" and the chorus numbnuts
not him, I've posted proof a few times see shows someone who fasted for a year without any negatives and second one explains the basic science of why short term fasting isn't bad for you but is actually beneficial
You don't seem to understand something, you're trying to convince me not to do it, you provide the evidence. I don't need to provide you with anything sulkanon
I love seeing these they give me a little bit of joy