How do you fight fatchads?

if he lifts a fist in your direction, w a gun. no more chad problems, self defense, collectively make chads think twice. do this, for everyone. or live in fear of chad.

Fatchad mode is ideal for robots desu

these kind of guys are the worst. chads are fine since they're nice to everyone but fatchads are just assholes to anyone who doesn't have a vagina

Knifes, firearms, cold weapon.

In my experience they are really, really dumb and really only think about themselves. They also have a really loud laugh which they use WAY too much

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Used to be a fat fighter.
I hit hard, very, you don't want a heavy dude to swing at you and hit you.
Don't belive fatsoes are slow cuz they aren't.
The best way is to wear them out, if you can, aim for diaphragm, there's usually less fat and you'll impair their stamina, on top of it, it's lower than face should you be shorter than him.
If he grabs you, it's over if you aren't as big as him.
Tripping him and sitting on top is also a decent strat, dangerous though.
If he knows how to fight and you are shorter and smaller I suggest that you avoid to fight one, i never lost in my bigboi days.

You just hit him with a plain old claw hammer. Everybody's got one of those around the house somewhere. It doesn't matter how big he is when you hit him with a hammer.

Why do Americans dress like this? If you dressed like that in public in Europe you'd be seen as a weirdo who doesn't care about their appearance.

Maybe in some retarded faggot country like France. No one gives a shit how people dress anywhere normal.

>i never lost in my bigboi days.
post your sherdog

Enjoy looking ugly and sloppily put together then.

thats how you become a robot

Offer them a diet coke.

>fat
>start lifting weights and drinking protein shakes
>dont lose any weight and get depressed
>slowly realize I have a good amount of muscle now even though Im fat
>Im fatchad
feels pretty good

Different places in the world are... different? Why dont Europeans know how to drive? Even 15 year olds drive here, what are you children?

>dressing in a fedora with a 3 piece suit to a county fair
you really are autistic and belong here, faggot.

>has to drink prune juice until 21
>implying Americans know how to drive cars
>pic related
>Americans worst nightmare

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Imagine actually believing anyone did that. Do you think we all stopped drinking in the 20s during prohibition too?

It takes 3 days to learn how to drive stick shift. Big deal.

>takes 3 days to learn
>Americans dread driving stick their whole lives
Sure Bubba.
Also for extra sizzle
>be American
>be born
>leave a tip because washing yourself is difficult

>stick shift
>outdated technology being phased out by the auto industry anyway
Heres one for you
>Be European
>Get shot
>news says you were culturally enriched

I feel bad for Americans. Their best sex ever feels like a normal fap for someone who is not cut. Lol

>be American
>develop fastest cars imaginable
>has to stop every 12 seconds due to traffic lights
>"Guise, guise, hear me out here, what if instead of fixing our roads we make shiftless cars even monkeys could drive"
Bonus round
>be American
>get shot
>DIS IS THE BRICE OF FREEDOM

>stick shift
Why do Americans use this terminology? It sounds retarded.

That guy is builtfat. When robots can't tell the difference between fatasses and builtfat, you've got a long way to go.

Aww man, you scared him away, I was enjoying the bants

this. the guy clearly plays sports. probably has many friends too!

Very amusing fiction of me you made up in your head, American

Took a bit too much adderall for your ADHD?

fuck are you talking about, sperg? i was referring to the unit in OP's picture. take your meds.

Why are automatic cars considered bad?
>Inb4 yank am bong

>Be European
>cum in refugees ass in 5 seconds
>tears off foreskin pulling out

Ive been to Europe before, dont even try to tell me you have good roads
Also,
>it is

How the fuck is lever or whatever you britbongs say any better?

Less responsive in certain situation like overtaking (full auto).

I've been to the US before, your roads are worse
>still believing the freedom meme
>doesn't have the freedom of his own reproductive organs
>would rather feel worse LONGER

Semi-automatics are more fuel efficent and shift faster than stick shifts, thats why no sports cars nowadays except for a select few come with stick shifts

Where in the US did you go?

>more fuel efficient while maintenance is more expensive
>drive auto
>want to overtake
>revving up high
>transmission shifts automatically
>lose acceleration

New York
>inb4 but muh city
Let's end it with this
>Autobahn

Most decent autos give you the option to shift yourself.

Literally anywhere here is an autobahn because speeding tickets are a joke

google.com/amp/s/jalopnik.com/5311819/bugatti-veyron-ticketed-in-california-going-210-mph%252B/amp

dude youre lame af for that

>most decent autos
>overpay to pay more on maintenance
>but muh shifting is so difficult
No thanks
The point of the Autobahn isn't the "no top speed" meme. The point is that the road is so well maintained, such speeds are safe.

Don't we fear things because they're chaotic and uncontrollable tho?