What did you do on your 18th birthday?

What did you do on your 18th birthday?

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I drank alone in my god damn room. I didn't even tell my friends when my B-day was because I didn't care, and I still don't care 3 years later.

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Fu ked my x bpd girl, went to work at KFC (17 years ago)

I remember this pic from Karachan (polish chan)
memories.. both positive and negative, as this was the saddest period of my life

18 nothing, I was still autistic
19 nothing, I was still autistic
20 nothing, I was getting hope
21 I wanted to do something but how can you do something when you got nothing

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Imagine the embarrassment he must've felt the next day.

I went to Dennys with my bros and stayed out all night just talking shit and cruising around

I honestly dont even remember.. I think I got my ID card done with my mom. It was like a month after my dad died. But I didn't party or anything. After going to the registration office for the ID card I went home and probably shitposted on Jow Forums or something lame like that.

It's still riding on a bike today.

>mom gave me some cheap tea set thing for some reason
>went to Applebees with her and my grandma
>had awful meal because Applebees
>employees sang to me and gave me a desert
>too jaded and depressed to even be embarrassed but it was still awkward
>get home
>dad yells at mom for spending money on eating out
>she informs him that it is my birthday and he just looks disappointed
>go hide in room as per usual

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I don't remember, I don't think if did anything.
My parents probably wanted to go out for a meal or something but I probably just sulked in my room.

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>played mtg
>ate sushi and got drunk
>went out at night
>me and my friends find a broken stop sign with a knife inside it
>I try to take the sign for myself, but I can't remove the bolts because they were welded or sonething
>we decide to leave it on our high school because it's close
>we leave it on the inside and leave, just as a cop car passes by
>go back home
>play some smash bros
The day after they were asking who put the stop sign in there.

My birthday is in summer.

What I did was: the day before spontaneously drunk on my family plot/allotment/summerhouse with some schoolfriends, until like 2:30 am my buddy gone missing, then came only in slips at 4am, and told us he was swimming in someone else's pool.

Then we went to sleep for like 5h, they went back to their homes. I was tired all day, and that day was my proper birthday, so I just now was 18 years old. So I went with two of my other friends (the second one was friend's friend and had a car) and we drove to the mountains, where at around 22pm we started climbing it, and we were on top until sunrise. Then he drove us back, and we were all so tired, that I couldn't help it but sleep in car.

It was quite fun. I mean not the best 18's out there, but at least I did something and I don't regret it. Also if you're under 18 and think an 18 party needs to be expensive and special and be cool like in movies - it doesn't. Just spend it with someone and have a good time.

I started going bald

Nothing. I just thought to myself something like "so I'm an adult now, uh?" the next weekend I bought a beer.

Mum baked my favourite cake. We had a nice dinner together.
In the morning I went to hs and gave candy to classmates.

slept all day, cried, had some cake

I dressed like a girl under my bed, mom came to say happy birthday.
I felt ashamed and threw all my feminine clothing.
I also did not mention it was my bday until the end of the day.
Ofc, no one except my mom said anything. Even my dad forgot

got a carton of /sips/ from spared money

Got my boipussy ravaged facefucked by my master who also made me swallow his cum drink his piss

Got a card from my grandparents and watched anime all day

This was in 2007. I woke up and played RuneScape, went out to dinner with my family, and then I played some more RuneScape when we got home. I was a social outcast in high school.

Cried on the lounge of the Contempoary Resort

Spent it in a psych ward.

Wait. So he fucked some stripper in front of all his friends and family for his birthday?
AND shes hot! Lucky.

My mummy baked me a cake and gave me my first drink of alcohol. Very comfy.

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Honestly all I remember from that day was some people in my biology class asking me what I was gonna do that day. Also I remember my parents giving me Black Sabbath paranoid on CD which was hype.

I went to a hooker and smoked weed (netherlands) the hooker was nice, she called me cute and though i was underage at first

Nothing significant
It's just another
Has been forever

Played dead space and ate indian takeaway

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made my first legal Jow Forums post after 5 years

je hoeft niet meerderjarig te zijn om naar de hoeren te gaan mongool
denk je dat ze een ID-scanner in d'r kut heeft?

Played basketball and bought cigarettes for my underaged friends

I was in the boys ranch at 18. The dorm leader gave me an extra mac and cheese tho and a slice of cake.

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i was in an airbnb in chicago, had to spend with my extended family but it was ok. got a new phone. saw chicago in october which was fucking freezing. bought a bunch of lotto tickets and drank some.

probably was playing playstation games

Sat on Jow Forums lmao Did the same thing on my 22nd birthday last week.

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Played vydia and masturbated to 2D anime girls.

> Be me 17yo
> October 2010, it's cold outside
> We watch 2001 Space Odyssey with my parents
> The movie is very strange and please could you shut the fuck up during the movie ??
> Get sms from oneitis that friendzoned me
> Hey come to my home I'm alone
> Convince parents to go, take a bike and go into the countryside at night
> Arrive to her home, she's late
> No one around so I wait in the cold
> She's finally here
> YES
> she cooks me dumb nutella pasta
> taste like shit but why not
> we then went to her room to watch one or 2 dumb movies
> in her bed, she took the blanket
> talk a little after that then we went sleeping
> not in her bed
> on a matress next to her bed
> basically i'm still dumb virgin faggot at this point
> next day, went home
> we are just friends ahah
> heart still broken from like 6 months
> it was only half the road
> at least i didn't get cucked like all of her boyfriends

I watched 2001 Space Odyssey recently and it was boring as hell and I could have found that 8 years before.

What happened in the pic? Quick rundown

It was an out-of-uniform day at my school, so I wore my favorite shirt.

Spent 6 hours getting my driving license (you have to be 18 here) and then spent the rest of the day driving my brother's '87 bmw that he gave me permission to use to "go out with friends"
I came back at 2am because i emptied the tank

I worked a night shift in a factory.
>cryingblackguy.jpg

went to a party with friends and then hit the clubs.

>turning 18
>2 cousins take me out to club
>they invite their friends
>it's me, autistic redditor cousin, former autistic cousin turned gym bro, and a bunch of jacked guys.
>take shots
>actually getting along with them
>gym bro cousin keeps telling everyone they have to get me a girl
>tell him to stop because I'm not interested
>sitting on a couch with bros
>8/10 comes up to me and kisses me on the cheek
>happy birthday
>end up hanging out with her all night
>she want to dance with me
>I'm just standing there in the crowd awkwardly
>literally asks me if I'm a robot and looks down my shirt
>more drinks
>grinding with her
>turn to autistic redditor cousin and give him two thumbs up
>she has to leave now
>asks for my number
>give it to her
>sitting alone on the couch
>staring at nothing in bliss
>knock on the window behind me
>it's her
>she kisses the window and so do I
>first kiss was with a window

9/10 night.

I went to an anime club where I cuddled with my weeb girlfriend on a couch while watching anime

I then went over to a friends place with about 5 other people and they all played their PSPs together while I just watched tv

I got bored, left and bought a bunch of booze and got drunk under an underpass while my family went out to celebrate my birthday without me

I was in rehab and didn't even get a fucking slice of cake.

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Literally nothing, I had no friends.

>2011
I did kill my biological father's dog.
>inb4 larp, bait
Whatever you say, skeptics

Do you use the tea set? It would be nice pretending to be a British officer sipping tea in his office.

I contracted shingles.
Things didn't really get any better from there.

Ate a burger and walked around at the mall by myself.

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Got The Technomancer and some bubble tea. Mom took me to a casino the next day though.

A normie guy's parents rented a party-room for his 18th birthday, he invited all his normie friends and they also hired a stripper. While she was performing, the birthday guy literally pulled down his pants and started masturbating. And it was awkward, because normie friends maybe thought it's normal? xD That's why it's funny

Took some adderall and played video games

Oh, I thought Chad fucked the stripper in front of everyone. But that autism is much funnier.

is there a fucking vid of that spectacle? link pls!

same back when I saw autistic I had friends and went to parties

Now when Im 25+ and confident and cool and not scared talking with girls I have 0 friends no job, nothing

>everything I read on the internet is true

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i never claimed to believe anything, i merely asked for a link to confirm if it was true or not.

>being so dumb that you read in things that don't exist.

I think I went to work at a shitty resturant bussing job. A higher up coworker made cupcakes though. I was about to leave that place, but ended up staying a couple more days after that.

I love melancholy mall walks

I thought about what you're gonna do this year.

Spent it all alone.
My godmother had an emergency surgery when I was in class and my family was in the hospital. Had no friends so I just went home, played some League or Warframe and slept. Don't think anybody called or said Happy birthday to me that day, didn't have cake either.

Ironically, when my mother needed surgery later my godmother told her to fuck off and never spoke to her again because she didn't want to help her out.

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My mommy sent me a bouquet of flowers with these obnoxious balloons as a surprise, I was woken up by the delivery guy calling and I had to get dressed and walk over to the campus center to get this monstrosity and then walk back to my dorm and up four flights of stairs carrying this thing.
I know I sound like a spoiled brat, but whatever.

My 18th birthday was last week and I played video games, ate sushi, ramen noodles, and jerked off to loli. I wonder what other people my age did for their birthday.

I played minecraft

Why? I hated it since I invited some "friends" to go and no one went.

Eat lasagna and a tres leches cake i think.