So last night I, a 26 year old lost his virginity to a girl ive known for a week. Was not good. She had no idea I'm a virgin.
>Roll around in bed naked all night >wants to wait >me so horny >try jerking off and cant cum >Gives me my first blowjob >CANT FEEL IT AT ALL >Tell her i want fuck >Cant get dick in vagina because shes not even wet >Finally get it in and condom immediately breaks >Lose my boner >cant get another condom on >She likes me still but I have no feelings for her
So thats how a fellow Robot lost it. It sucked guys. I didnt feel anything. I think my dick is numb from all the porn. I dont think its gonna get better from here.
Its okay not to know what you're doing the first time. But user you gotta get your hands wet before you can get your dick wet.
..but i have a question.. you masturbated in front of her with the intention of coming to orgasm? When you failed to masturbate she decided to give you a blowjob?
I really wish you recorded this encounter OP.
Adrian Gomez
doesn't sound like you lost your virginity at all actually.
Joshua Clark
Yes, I couldnt even get myself off. A few days ago to a faked an orgasm and pretended to cum in a napkin while laying in bed with her. Ever heard of a man faking orgasm? I want to kill myself.
Adam Thomas
u didnt do anything to please her and u wonder why she isnt wet.
Christian Davis
this is what i want to hear. Id rather be a virgin
Brayden Jackson
Lol relax, everyone's first time was shit one way or the other. I actually did it raw and still couldn't feel shit, but she came twice. I'm surprised you didn't feel a blowjob though, because that's much better than vaginal apparently(didn't have oral yet), maybe she is just unskilled at giving them? And yeah your dick is spoiled by porn and so is mine, but remember you can always ask for a handjob to finish it off.
Landon Anderson
>She had no idea I'm a virgin. first mistake right there. if you were brutally open and honest with her about being a virgin and emotionally-starved, she probably would have went out of her way to make you comfortable and less anxious.
>but I have no feelings for her dumb fuck you might as well have wasted your first time on an escort. you fucked up and that night and entire experience you're going to remember for the rest of your life. hope it was worth it being impatient :^)
Aaron Powell
I've faked orgasms too. It's what lack of experience does. Also what old age does, though it's not the case. I imagine it's even what not being in the mood could do for couples who've been together a long time. There's a lot of shame in it considering the whole circumstances, but it's not that shameful in itself.
Robert King
>So last night I, a 26 year old lost his virginity to a girl Congrats, now leave this board
Joseph Powell
If he told her he is a virgin she'd have lost all respect she had left for him.
Jordan Sanders
believe it or not my man, some women jump at the opportunity to help break in a virgin.
Dominic Cooper
If you weren't able to actually penetrate her because she was too dry, you're still a virgin.
Colton Phillips
Yeah some women have a fetish. That's a small minority tho. Not worth taking the risk.
Jonathan Garcia
>not worth taking the risk op thought like you and look what happened. a bit embarrassing, isn't it? being honest to the woman that wants to sleep with you about your virginity isn't bad. it separates the awkwardness of her thinking "he said he's had sex before but he doesn't know what he's doing at all" to "he doesn't know what he's doing, let me show him how it's really done."
Connor Taylor
Being honest to the woman you're about to fuck is a dumbass move if you're a 26 years old virgin. Sure you'll have a shit time but at least you wont be a virgin the next time. Telling her might make things less awkward but it might also (and more likely) blow your chances of getting laid, and the next time you wont be a 26 years old virgin, but a 27 years old one. Or 30. >being honest to women Fucking kek
Isaiah Perez
Relax, it's not uncommon ffs. I faked having one because I was just fucking tired of fucking once. I'm a certified deathgripper so we'd been going for hours, even being Jow Forums I was physically exhausted.
Xavier Gray
>CANT FEEL IT AT ALL Don't feel bad, happened to me too. I didn't use a condom and had trouble feeling anything and kept losing my wood. Did it multiple times after and had the same problem. The only thing that helped was her jerking me.
Parker Hall
ya bro, porn deathgrip made my dick soft during sex for about one month when i first started having sex.
you should ABSOLUTELY keep fucking this girl even if you don't care about her, or you'll have the same problem with the next girl
Noah Cook
So don't be a pussy and setup another date. This time make out more and try to make her horney and wet first.
Ethan Davis
>Sure you'll have a shit time but at least you wont be a virgin the next time. >but at least >at least absolutely, i'm sure op is glad for wasting a week of his time (and 26 years of virginity) on some thot only to awkwardly and pitifully stroke his flaccid dick in front of her and not even cum. b-but at least he's not a virgin anymore haha highfive!
Christopher Johnson
first time after years with "grip of death" masturbation is like that. if you keep on having sex regularly it'll get better. heck, even with having sex once in a while it'll get better and you will always grave for more.
Hunter Carter
>Lol relax, everyone's first time was shit one way or the other. my first time was fantastic > I actually did it raw and still couldn't feel shit So did I and it felt amazing; never used a condom. I dont know what you want people to say OP. Sex is better if you have more build up and teasing. I guess it depends what youre into. I dont watch porn and have never had issues getting hard. If anything, I get hard too easily.
Brandon Garcia
Maybe he'll get a clue and take viagra the next time until he's familiarized with sex. Maybe he'll stop watching porn and wanking so much and the next time he'll do better. Maybe he'll just get over it and have normal sex the second time. Maybe he'll do the same shit all over until he gets it right. But at least he had somewhat of an idea of what to expect and troubles that might (or might not) arise. Which beats knowing nothing. The same shit would've happened except later, and that would be worse.
Nolan Gray
literally of that shit can be circumvented by just being honest with the whore you're wanting to fuck that you're clueless about how to fuck. >oh no a size queen ghosted me because i told her i was a virgin big deal. find another whore that doesn't care.
Luke Gutierrez
You were nervous as fuck m8 and you couldn't get it up thats how it has always been. Many guys that have there first experience usually cant get it up because they are nervous as fuck thats just natural. You have to get more comfortable with her before fucking her. bullshit its obvious hes nervous as fuck.
Andrew Morgan
shes not gonna care dude you have to learn to relax around her and tell her you are virgin dumb shit. >your dick is spoiled by porn m8 the guy was nervous as fuck probably couldnt come because of that shit. Sometimes I cant really cum either because I keep thinking about getting a girl preg i dont want some kid.
Gabriel Young
yeah I dont think it was deathgrip I think its cause you both were virgin retards and didn't understand sex. I was fucking a girl once and her pussy is fucking hot as fuck not sure why it was so hot felt like it was gonna burn my dick off. couldnt cum cause her pussy was just to hot.
Aaron Parker
>>CANT FEEL IT AT ALL Good to know it's not just me, last time I tried to have sex I actually came (without even getting a full bonner), but didn't feel a thing, I just knew I came because I felt the wet, looked at the condom and was full of jizz. (I was 37 at the time)
Never again, I will just stick with the fapping, sex is too stressful, fapping is better and more convenient.
