Why aren't you dogmaxxing?

why aren't you dogmaxxing?

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>why aren't you dogmaxxing?
>implying I'm not

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>3 out of 4 women
And here I am just wanting Sami Anttila to get drafted in the NHL as my only hope and dream.

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just post the videos faggot

>>implying I'm knot
Such a missed opportunity.

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>normal
Reminder to ask a girl if she's ever had pets. If she says yes, drop her.

I mean, considering some of the videos I've seen, the dog makes the woman cum way more that I will ever even dream of.
Can't really blame her

I could believe that 3/4 have done "stuff" with a dog but I just think that stuff would be butter on the pussy stuff. It's basically masturbation. I don't think many women are attracted to dogs or are fucking dogs.

Why? I'm not gonna sit around jealous of a dog user.

I really want to believe that they mean just grabbing the dog's dick or something like that.
But according to this board most women with dogs at some point get on all fours and let the dog fuck them

>Reminder to ask a girl if she's ever had pets. If she says yes, drop her.

what if it was a hamster

any person who likes animals enough to keep one as a pet is mentally ill

This might be the most retarded thing I have ever read on Jow Forums

shut the fuck up, dum retard >:^(

No, u. You make Latvians look smrt.

This board doesn't know shit. "Butter dog" has been a meme for decades for a reason. Most people aren't attracted to animals so most women aren't gonna fuck dogs.

Sniff the hamster. If it smells like shit, drop your girl. Or keep her, depending on how far gone you are.

What if he is Latvian?

Then he's probably half Ruskie to be that retarded.

This is because of the blacked porn

"hamstering" is literally a thing bruh

You should see all the normiebook posts saying:
>I don't need a bf, I have a dog
I know they mean company and loyalty, but still comes off as sexual

Wasn't there an actor infamous for that?

Richard Gere and the Urban Legend of his Gerbils.

Yeah that, I didn't remember if it was Richard Gere or James Spade and too lazy to google it

I rather see a girl fucked by dogs than by black guys

u mad, Jow Forums?

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>3 in 4
maybe in the trailer park...that's absolutely disgusting. Animals belong outside, not in the house, and certainly not in my vagina. I had sex with a turkish guy once and that's as close to bestiality as I'm comfortable with.

>Sami Anttila
Why would any NHL team draft some Liiga 4th liner from Oulu? Dude can't even score despite playing in the best team in the league

>I had sex with a turkish guy once and that's as close to bestiality as I'm comfortable with
Made my laugh. 2 of my half-brothers are Turkish, they smell horribly and are hairy as all hell. Also very violent, self-righteous and so on.

Race mixing is literally only 1 point worse than IR sex, and that's out of 100

>hairy as all hell
It was like fucking a were-bear. No one ever warned me. He looked normal until the clothes came off. It was disgusting.
I like hairless little twink boys for the record.
But on topic, women who would fuck a dog are lower than trash. They should be put in gulag.

>I had sex with a turkish guy once and that's as close to bestiality as I'm comfortable with.
based

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If you're white, your still trash for fucking a shitskin

At least a dog fucker is probably mentally ill, you're just a skank

Hold on, does this mean wearing dog paraphernalia might get me laid?

If you're a robot, then no.

Assume I'm not, at least not on the level of you guys

>knotfags
>"haha why can't you get laid user my pit schnauzer labradoodle fucking slays bro."

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I kekd out loud at your choice of dog

>pit schnauzer labradoodle
specifically the word labradoodle

what about reptiles?

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That is the stupidest reason to reject a girl

Fucking her pets can be forgiven. Fucking a darkie though is another story.

How can we compete with Rex Thunderknot?

If you actually believe that even 10% of women have any sexual activity with their pets you are completely detached from reality.

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We literally can't compete

>getting cucked by chad hamster cock
literally kill yourself my friend