"hey, loser."

>"hey, loser."
how do you respond, Jow Forums?

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>"Oh, hey, walking STD."

>"Fuck off flat tits"
mfw i secretly like flat tits but assume she'd be insecure about them

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Beat the shit out of her right there

dont pay any attention and just speedwalk away while looking at the ground

Shes either a slut (and I want nothing to do with her) or shes a adventurous classy girl (and would want nothing to do with me).

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hey bitch
and keep going wherever I was
>an adventurous classy girl
niggah wtf?

Alice Kristiansen is the new "Hey, kid" chick?

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Keep walking. Chin up, prepare to get knocked out by sucker punch and take it like a bitch. Get home, realize I love myself. Full narcissm masturbation, 360 mirror setup. Good day today.

>I do not have any spare change

>"Sod off you cunt"

>hey
And then keep walking forward.

>"my tits are bigger than yours haha want a smoke?"

Sniff her armpit

Easy.
>"hey, slut"
>reach for her back
>pull her in
>kiss her
>grab that ass
>bite lower lip on way out
>"let's go"
>go to motorbike
>ride through the suburbs as she gropes me
>don't wake up because it's real then go home and have sex

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>laugh
>"Hello!"
It's weirdly disarming, but I think it helps that I'm a small person.

Spontaneously ejaculate as my face turns beet red

I'd probably stare at the ground and say "hey" back and then find a queit place to cry.

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Zack?

If so, I'm right behind your desk and I know for a fact you've never got laid

"Hello Goddess, how may I serve you?"

My reply is
>What?

I keep walking

>mfw this happened at work

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>is she talking to me?
>look left and right, no one there
>meek wave "h-hi"

she walks past me and greets a friend and walks away together they are both having fun

>feel the pain of a million burning suns
>the shame burns
>can't even lose properly

Uh actually I... I'm not a loser

*start to walk faster now*

Why do girls like this love picking on sexually frustrated autists?

I look around, confused why a total stranger would be addressing me in public

"May I help you mam?"

>lose THIS
*undicks zip*

not sure this is the right place for this but I always had feelings for you man

let her bully me and eventually lick her thighs

because most of us like it

did you just sexually harass me ? why did you say that to me ? what are you implying ? are you judging me based on arbitrary standards ? THIS WOMAN JUST SEXUALLY HARASSED ME.

why am I outside in the first place? you think I got around drawing furry porn for money to leave my house ever?

has this actually happened to you? are you speaking from experience?

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not surprised to see you hanging out on the street corner like a hueh. what are your rates these days?

>hey whore

nice fantasy post. are you 6'4 as well?

what up stinker

Just a reminder. If a girl is ever a bitch to you on a regular basis, she wants to have your children.

>tfw no woman is a bitch to me on the regular

>"hey, lover."

>''hey, cunt''
never said before

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>"oh, hey fivehead"

Yeah I know to this but she had ovary cancer so she isn't gonna give me kids either way

doesn't hurt to try user

it could very well hurt her at least, and I don't want to that any more

why are we like this?
5 words and no orig this is amazing

I won't reply. I will just look at her and smile.

"I see my reputation precedes me."

It might be a fun conversation

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Listen here WHORE. I eat dumb bitches like you for breakfast. If you don't shut your stupid whore mouth I will slap the shit out of you and leave you crying on the ground calling for mommy while I simply laugh. I can't believe you even feel worthy enough to TALK to me, you retarded little girl. How do you have the gall to look me in me eyes? You had better hope I never see that repulsive face of yours again, because if I do it will be eating the very pavement you are fucking standing on. Now do yourself a favor and fuck off!

absolutly based. show them their place

>not saying flapjacks
Missed opportunity there user

*uncork jar of H2SO4*
*splash in face*

fuck her right in the pussy
originally original

try not to look at her and walk away awkwardly.

most realistic thing in this thread

Ignore her and keep on walking like a decent human being.

>*uncork jar of H2SO4*

Standard issue for incels?

>Sup, matey?

neck yourself you stupid whore

originally, obviously

confused stair followed up my minding my own business walking off

"hey bitch"

then see where things go

it's me Zack
I want you
I want your love in my mouth and in my belly
Don't say anything just wait until we're both alone and then give me your manhood

what are you doing dating a loser? Big dummy
>grab her by the pussy

how come you don't have a car, r9k?

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Fuck off cunt
Oreginenee

"piss off, chunky"
She will spend the rest of the day wondering if she really should lose weight. I know it from experience that women get more insecure when you insult them with something that doesn't even apply to them. It's like, she knows all too well about her lack of tits so she already has some sort of defence mechanism for those insults, just like how fat women have fat positivity and would retort with something like "you can't handle a real woman". But tell them something that isn't true, like how they have fucked up teeth or a 5head and they will suddenly get insecure about it because it wasn't already on their radar, and while their brains are very good at defending their egos through self delusion, they're also very stupid so you can sometimes startle them.

will u please be my gf?