Femanon that just wants to be pals with you losers to help you emotionally mature or have someone who cares about you...

I'm desperate, lonely and haven't had female attention in a decade.
I would fall in love with anything that attempted to relate to me.

>That's a little sad
Ouch. I'm lonely ok

To be fair it's sad mostly because you don't try to talk to them (i assume because of low self esteem) not in a "that's pathetic" way.

Possibly. I only have access to my shit track phone. Would have to delete Twitter but that's okay because twitter is shit. I just don't know if I'd even like discord as a platform if it even has an app.

Frugggg is my tumblr. Also i lied and it's mostly poetry and animals sorry don't hit me.

That is also sad :(

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>I just don't know if I'd even like discord as a platform if it even has an app.
It works well as a messenger app for dms but the servers are shit and tend to attract toxic people.

>To be fair it's sad mostly because you don't try to talk to them (i assume because of low self esteem) not in a "that's pathetic" way.
I mean I do talk to them usually, even if it's just a bit (not irl girls though, don't talk to those)
I'd just never tell them that I like them, because I doubt they'd like me back and they also never live near me. Maybe if I met one I really bonded with that lived semi-close to me I'd confess.

jokes on you, I really like women who treat me well but have no expectations for sexual or relationship stuff, so I don't have to worry about making a mistake

From your blog I take it you want to post porn but tumblr doesn't let you. I saw the animals but not the poetry. You keep lying. You want to get hit, don't you?
So are you an artsy girl.

>femanon asks you to date her
>she's boring af
>she's trying too hard to seem likable and comes off as fake
>gets bored of me after 4 days of talking on snapchat

No such thing as fembots.

Oh, I did just this recently. You're right that you can't keep some kind of clinical distance from me. You're wrong that your interest in "being pals" is completely and totally distinct from a desire for a deeper relationship. You're extremely patronizing in thinking that I have some kind of "problem" that you can "fix" with your "beautiful" self while maintaining a clinical distance. You're not fucking Jesus so quit pretending. I don't want your pity. Jump on my dick or tell one of your friends to jump on it or fuck off with your fake shit. You're not as good as you think you are.

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About to lose my virginity at 21 too, am I cool now?

I've honestly tried to add fembots for platonic friendships and they've all ghosted me within a month

how did you come to that conclusion with that
idgi

Yeah, this has happened to me too. The only girl who I've talked to online for more than a month is one that I didn't meet on here.

Why would she even want to edate tho

But is there a platform for cool lizards?

That's fair. Dating online is usually a no go area for me too. It's good you have real standards.

Bless you

I don't want to POST porn. I'm just mad cause i got most of my porn on tumblr and they took that from me. I post poetry. I used to write it but haven't in a while.

Ok sorry

Not to sound like a normie but there's a lot to unpack here.

Not till its actually lost sorry

That's fair honestly. I ghosted a few people but only because they sent me nudes or only replied with one word.

>That's fair. Dating online is usually a no go area for me too. It's good you have real standards.
I'm not necessarily sure that it's because of any standards, it's more that no girl would want to date me if I love nowhere near them. If a girl asked to e-date me I'd probably say yes even if we love nowhere near each other. Any sort of affection would be better than complete loneliness.

What happened to that toad?
I do not want your help, I want money and recognition.

>I'm just mad cause i got most of my porn on tumblr and they took that from me
I get you. They gave it to you in the first place though.
>I used to write it but haven't in a while.
Why not?
How old are you by the way?

cute lizards belong in my DMs I think

>unpack

Oh spare me, normie.

hey if some bot wants to talk about their problems and be pals, i can do that. haven't had friends in a long (way too long) time either.
>pic related
going to sleep now though so goodnight.

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This is pretty much why I won't talk to robots directly anymore. At some point you have to realize it's friendship out of pity rather than genuine interest. Even if you truly want to see them mature and be happy. I've always looked at it like feeding a stray dog when you don't want or can really take care of one. Of course it's nice to make sure they're not starving, but all you're doing is making the dog hopeful it'll have a home, just to slam the door in its face each day.

I've tried okcupid and genuinely attempted to start conversations. No one wants to fucking talk to me. I attempted to match with an ugly fat girl and she still ignored me. I want to die.

Simply being a 3d female doesn't make you more emotionally mature than anybody here. In fact you sound like one of those "NICE FWIEND????" egirls

What makes you immune to falling, dare I say, for one of us?

How do you expect to help anyone that you feel contempt for?

Extremely underrated post.
Oregano

You must actually be a girl because these demonic individuals couldn't have thought up
Such a concept not even to troll with

Oh i didnt think it was an edate thing, we found out we lived in the same area. She said she had her thyroid removed so i didnt wanna ask to hang out since i didn't wanna be rude, but maybe it put her off instead.
She made me cringe whenever s-she t-typed l-like t-this though.

You're such a nice guy holy shit user. But nobody wants to hear about your problems while you deceptively insert yourself into their lives by "listening" to them.