Potion Shop

You find some fuckface operating a potion shop in a cave. He offers you potions, all effects oermanent. You have 10 Gold.

Potions:
Heat Immunity:3g
Cold Immunity:1g
Hyper Regeneration:5g
Sex Pheromones:1g
Disease Immunity:2g
Poison Immunity:2g
Titanium Bones and Skin (toggleable):4g
Telekinesis:3g
Strength:3g
Telepathy:1g
Invisibility(toggleable):5g
Infinite Stamina:1g
Speed(toggleable, max speed:300mph):4g
Electricity Control:3g
Fire Breath:5g
Freeze Breath:5g
No need for food:5g
No need for water:5g
IQ increased 20 pts:2g
Cum Addictiveness, Texture, and Flavor Changer:3g
Dick Size changer:1g
Turn into cute girl:1g

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hyper regeneration 5
telepathy 1
titanium skeletal 4

enough to take this world

Sex Pheromones
infinite stamina
Telekinesis
Invisibility

become peak human being

I'll take your strongest potions. I need them for my future battles.

guys you might as well pledge allegiance now. i am immortal

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>Sex Pheromones:1g
>Strength:3g
>Infinite Stamina:1g
>Cum Addictiveness, Texture, and Flavor Changer:3g
>Dick Size changer:1g
>Turn into cute girl:1g

>hyper regeneration with no disease immunity
Enjoy your cancer that you won't actually be able to die from

These potions are too strong.

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hyper regeneration is certainly faster than cancer. corrupted cells wont even spread, if it can heal sword gashes it should fix a corrupted cell in the blink of an eye. now will you face your destiny and submit to the untouchable one or do we have to cross our swords

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Stamina, 1g
Strength, 3g
IQ increase, 3
Telekinesis, 3

I would usually think that if disease or poison immunity is a thing, there might be a disease or poison that deactivates regeneration.

>it should fix a corrupted cell in the blink of an eye
That's not what regen is. A tumor isn't a wound and doesn't "heal". Even if you try cutting one out, it'll just grow back.

Muscular dystrophy would counteract it

what disease or poison will penetrate my beautiful titanium skin
thats pure speculation

>what disease or poison will penetrate my beautiful titanium skin
>throw nitric acid at you
>die of rust poisoning

except i already knew that yesterday when you walked into the chem supply and you only did this in the dream world i created for you with my telepathic powers in which you will now be trapped for eternity, not bound by physical time. for your sake i hope you gain control...

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Telepathy is communication using only the mind.

>Telepathy (from the Greek meaning "distant" and, pathos or -patheia meaning "feeling, perception, passion, affliction, experience") is the purported transmission of information from one person to another without using any known human sensory channels or physical interaction

its precisely not and i even knew youd say that irl

>disease immunity 2g
>strength 3g
>invisibility 5g

man id have some fun with that combo

>Cold Immunity:1g
>Disease Immunity:2g
>Strength:3g
>Telepathy:1g
>Infinite Stamina:1g
>IQ increased 20 pts:2g
Fuck being a superhero and having to solve the world's problems or enslave it or whatever. I'll just keep leading a normal life but on EZ modo.

You say that like nothing can melt or puncture titanium.

Hyper regeneration would simply accelerate your cancer.

titanium bone and skin 4g
stamina 1g
iq increase 2g
dick size 1g
cute girl 1g
cold immunity 1g

now i can be a cute dickgirl and survive the winter

Are you turning into a cute muscle futa with infinite stamina?

Strength don't mean muscles. Also dick size changer technically allows you to set dick size to any number. So if you want you can set dick size to 0.

>Also dick size changer technically allows you to set dick size to any number. So if you want you can set dick size to 0.
I think it's implied that you become a girl so you wouldn't need the dicksize potion if that was your goal.

>Strength don't mean muscles.
I guess that's correct though

ill give you 10 gold for a good old cyanide pill

Iq
Strength
Stamina
Poison immunity
Disease immunity

Im not quite sure on the specifics, I would try a combo that would let me get a lot of money, plus turn into a cute girl. I would actually probably try the sex pheromones while being a man to use my peener at least once before drinking the lesbian potion. Also, I bet I could sell some of the 1g potions for a good price

farm and buy IQ potions til:

A. im smart enough to get a real career

B. genius enough to build a time machine to fix my life

Sex Phermones
Disease Immunity
Invisibility
Telepathy
Infinite Stamina

Heat and Cold Immunity so I can up my Jow Forums game
Dick Size Changer to be a true alpha
Infinite Stamina for wrestling
Telepathy because fuck you
And Strength also for wrestling