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It's a really slow night on bant. So I'm so fucking bored right now dude.
Same man. Nothing to do ATM.
Would you let a strange man finger your bum to save the world, Poland>?
Probably most likely no.
Would you let a gorilla suck you off and finger your bum at the same time to save the world, Poland?
I don't see that happening, no.
Would you let a ugly troll suck you off and finger your bum at the same time while humming your national anthem to save the world, Poland?
Unlikely, I'm not gay, big guy.
You rather prefer a good looking monkey give you a good rimjob and save to save the world or rimjob an ugly troll and get free pierogi till your death,Poland?
Would you let a ugly female suck you off and finger your bum at the same time while humming your national anthem and your family recording everything to show the world of your heroic act, as a monkey jacks-off in the corner room to save the world, Poland?
If I were to do the troll one I wouldn't get that many pierogi at all, since the world ends. Also there are no good looking brazilians.
No thanks
Poland you're our only hope! The MacGuffin is in your rectum and the only way to save us, the world and possible the whole universe is let this guy(pic related) to fuck your asshole.
user:W-why?
Because you're the chosen one because of your bloodline, family and the demon fox that's inside of you can only be awaken if you let that dude (pic related) fuck your asshole and defeat the evil man-monster.
Would you let a dude fuck your asshole to save everything, Poland?
Probably not. Besides that spot can probably be activated by taking a shit.
Activate it now befo- O M G
>Pic related
I AM GONGEN WYZEN AND I'M GOING TO FINGER THE WORLD BUM AND KILL EVERYBODY.
>Me
POLAND LET THAT DUDE FUCK YOUR ASS OR ELSE WE'RE ALL DEAD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cmon Poland,it's for the sake of the humanity...
Let's your bum fingered!
Literally just made a thread about being bored when I saw this.
Can we stop talking about my butt getting fingered? I'm straight.
This is an important issue, the entirety of humanity is at stake!
WE ALL GOING TO DIE UNLESS YOUR BUM GETS FINGER BY A GORILLA
Feel free to join in on the fun.
>not saving over 7 billion lives by just getting your bunghole fingered a bit
Not even lying, that's pretty selfish.
>straight
>post on Jow Forums
Choose one
Oh, I will
FINGER YOUR OWN ASS AAAAAAAAAAA
In other news today, 78% of the world's population was wiped out by an unknown force, following user's rectal refusal.
TIS I THE EVIL MAN VILLEIN WHO WILL KILL EVERYBODY UNLESS A CERTAIN SOMEONE GET HIS BUM FINGERED!
*kills Romania*
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I'll just eat food that will make my poopoo hard and it'll activate it even better than a dick or especially a finger. Furthermore I'll keep my heterosexuality intact.
*Kills all of Asia*
*kills south america*
how ya doin mon
>killing romania
You just done the world a favor.
MY HARD POOPOO IN MY BUM WILL WORK BETTER THAN A WEEWEE IN MY BUM AAAAAA
>Ore no namai wa Gouda Takeo
what's going on in this thread?
way to ruin life as we know it, poland
NOTHING WORKING POLAND THE END IS NEAR POLAND WE'RE KILL IF YOU DON'T LET
THAT MAN FINGER YOUR BUM!
Kek
*Kills all of Australia *
THEY WANT A DICK UP MY ASS AAAAAAAAAAA
Kek
I've always loved the trumpet part in the new world symphony. Never got to play first though.
do you mind
Lel first time I made an interdasting thread
*Kills all of New Zealand and Africa*
It's an alright game
I will show this to my Polish friend.
I meant the music itself. What game is it in?
oh right, I'm blind
I bet he can relate on the ass fingering
*Kills all of England*
Asrua's wrath
>destroy Africa and China
>evil
What
*Kills all of Europe but Poland *
Hey guys I found a dead pigeon, would post pic but my camera is broken.
As much I'm liking the soundtrack that's accompanying the end of the world, Poland really needs to get his ass fingered sometime soon.
*Kills all of America*
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That pigeon died because you didn't a strange man finger your bum m8.
Well now I'm certanly not getting ass rammed. I wish all those fuckers would die. There isnt a single sidewalk in poland that's without those white shit splatters of theirs.
I thought pigeons in europe were a bit better than the ones we have here?
Le street shitter face
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This just in a strange object has enter the Milky Way and it's heading towards Earth. We're here live with dr.doctor telling us about the impending doom that we're about to face.
>Dr.doctor
so yeah let's thing is big and like it's going to kill everything and everyone that's in its way until it reaches earth and there's nothing we can do unless there's a certain someone gets his bum fingered.
They're a fucking plague mate. Many look like pic rel of yours, there are a couple normal ones, and sometimes I even see albino ones. All shit on cars and sidewalks. We should exterminate them like the flying rats they are.
I WILL NOT GET MY ASS FINGERED NO MATTER THE TOLL
NEVER EVER EVER
*Kills everything*
Poland killed use all because he didn't let his ass get fingered by a strange man, gorilla, troll or a ugly woman. Press F for everyone.
The end
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>refusas
ouch
MY ANUS IS OF NO CONCERN TO YOU AAAAAAA
At least there won't be overpopulation to worry about
F
Just saw a huwhite pigeon with black spots. Like a cow in the shape of a pigeon.
I'd massacre it like all the rest tough.
Pls post guys. I don't want this thread to die before I'm home. I'll probably be unavailable for the next 50min.
Bump
No, we all died, remember?
bump
same poland user?
No, thats a different guy
No, I'm a different guy
What in Jesus' good name is going on here?
Quite the saga. In a nutshell, Poland wouldn't get his ass fingered, even if it meant the complete and utter annihilation of the human race.
> if it meant the complete and utter annihilation of the human race
All muslims would die as well so it's worth it
wow 3edgy5me
It's too fucking hot. I don't even have energy to make and maintain a post anymore...
Goddamnit Poland, they said human, sandniggers arent human.
im up for that
obligatory keep the tread alive until poland gets back
It's been 47 minutes, and still no Poland
I'm there, though.
Not OP Poland user. Would you get your ass fingered to save humanity, though?
no
rip the earth, then
If it were done by a pretty girl... maybe.
see >Would you let a ugly female suck you off and finger your bum at the same time while humming your national anthem and your family recording everything to show the world of your heroic act, as a monkey jacks-off in the corner room to save the world, Poland?
say goodbye to your family
I'm off anons, maybe someday we'll meet again.
Stupid anime poster
DONT GO I'M BACK