/r9gay/ - #580

I only like project M
I main pic related

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wtf? Is that you?

tfw no cowboy bf who always got cucked by blizzard.

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Fucking boredddd

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Any qt sissys wanna talk with a good looking mixed user with a big dick?

first for a barabf

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Any qt non-sissys wanna talk to a good looking black user with a bigger dick?

Go to /soc/ or better yet grindr.
And also never post here again.

Hahuahauhauh what in the fuck? Is this serious? This is how you do it? LOL

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>be femmy guy
>want femmy bf

masc is disgusting, I like things qt and feminine like in my doujinshi.

>tfw want to kill myself bc no bf

so youre like literally every other faggot femboy on this website?

I played on the Gamecube and Wii.
>Who's your main?
Too casual to main, Pikachu and Ike are fun.
>Do you consume onions?
One of my favorite vegetables.

Are you challenging my authority boy?

Mine helped me realize I like dick

What little amount you hold

why would anyone date a vegetable

greg hates all of you fags.

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Packing a solid 8 inches 8 1/2 if im really horny beat that lil nigga

>tfw drunk and ghosted by a guy I really liked.
Anyone else drinking tonight?

Fuck boomer Greg.

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where do you live user? maybe im the guy who ghosted you :0

>tfw no bf whose height starts with 5

I live in Indiana.
Origami

i, too, can shove my ruler into my pelvic mound when i'm horny and call it at 8 point something inches.
but i am more modest and realistic

I feel like drinking today
sadly im out of tequila so I cant make the blue margaritas I like

Are you looking for a 5km giga-bf, or a 5'8" regular bf
One of these is very common.

>tfw no bf whose height starts with 6

Drinking rum and coke here

>masc is disgusting, I like things qt and feminine like in my doujinshi.
might as well date a female.

>margaritas I like
wow lad, you sure are gay

No larp user i really am packin 8 if u were a trap id show you to prove it... im just not that type of gay

fuck you theyre dope
I like sippin drank not downing shots

Doesn't really matter to me, to be honest with you. He can be either as long as he isn't taller than me and I'm a little over 6' tall.

I mean, you know that nothing happens to tequila if you pour it in bigger glasses, right?

that fact you said "if i'm really horny" just shows you got drunk on your pheromones once and got all excited when you happened to reach 8
it's nothing really

yeah it just tastes like regular alcohol and I dont like sipping that shit
id rather take it in shots if its just raw liquor

I hope you get an alcoholic bf that beats you badly for wasting alcohol on such faggy mixes

id beat his head with a bottle and kick him out of my fucking house
I drink how I want and dont need some little bitch telling me im doing it wrong

>waaa waaa
That's all I heard, keep acting like a tough guy when you're just another bottom bitch kek

But i reach 8 consistenly, unironically my mix is black and portugese desu i was anxious u were gonna beat me since u were full black kek

sure thing fuck off now

I gota pistol

I didn't say you beat me just by reaching 8 you axe, i said i know you were lying by reaching 8.5
and i still don't believe you anyway

Now without crying or being passive aggressive sissy boy

jesus youre boring

Post dicks and let's have a contest to see who is the /r9gay/ big dick champion

>tfw youre 6'3'' but just want to feel smol

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>still passive aggressive
I feel so sorry for the poor fuck that could be your partner, you're no better than a fucking woman, just kill yourself already sissybitch

>judgmental piece of shit than doesnt let anyone else have any fucking fun

right back at ya cunt

I just wanna talk to and learn about one of you
I promise I'm nice

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Ill do it if youre a qt trap
Whatr you packin user no homo just curious

>I promise I'm nice
Are you?

How can I be so sure that you're really nice, hm?

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I'm a manly trap kid, only the baddest of the bad post here in /r9gay/. This is my yard and i'm the big dog here so you do what i tell you to do.

Post dick? Oh not gonna do it? Liar, you're not nice at all!

>n-no u
And yet you keep replying to my retarded insults, you're pretty much proving me that you're a basic fucktoy that likes to be submissive kek

Imagine the hatesex.

>tfw got terraria cause everyone here voted for it so we could play
>it never happened
>wasted 5 bucks on something I dont even want to play

tch

Would you like to play with us? It'd suck for the money to go to waste.

Refund it.

oh yeah I forgot I could do that
thanks bub

>all this over alcohol mixes
fucking autists

You're welcome brother. Never buy a meme game again.

Only voted on Halo and SWAT 4 myself, but still, I agreed to host Terraria if there was enough actual interest. I don't have anything better going on tonight, how about I put something up for us to play for a while.

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its still a decent game, play it up to the two hours first then refund if you don't like it.

you ever meet one of those dudes irl?
insufferable and obnoxious loners at the bar

always the dudes who arent there with friends

I dunno, I try to just be supportive and kind. Life is more or less pointless, no reason to not help others through it.
Discord is Idiom#8484
okay, one sec

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>going to a bar with friends
>>/lgbt/
>>/soc/

This is gonna be good. Originalio

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>sfw
>dead

everyone I hang out with is too masc for me to fug and too hetero to gaychat with
you guys are my niggas

im too nervous, does that make me a bad person?

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>being this much of a shut-in faggot

That makes you a cute person.

Your cuteness killed my boners, don't lewd yourself, you deserve better and we don't deserve anything at all. Stay pure.

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nope, and don't you worry about it user, you should never have to do something you're uncomfortable with

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does anyone remember what happened to MD he ghosted me in the middle of a operation in the uk

That's actually super sweet, and got a giggle from me! You stay on the straight and narrow too, as much as ya can

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I unironically added you by the way.

Stay safe user.

Originalo

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>no legless bf to hide prosthetics from

Did yourr older brother rape you?

>I'm uncomfortable with everything tho
fair enough, i can't say i'm not similar, it's hard to do a lot of things so i totally understand
i hope you and user have a nice time conversing, since you've already got one new friend added i'll refrain but i hope all goes well

No we had fun together _:)_

I can talk with you too!
as long as you don't mind

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well i know it can be a bit distracting trying to talk with a couple of people at once
i definitely wouldn't mind it, but at the same time i don't want to inconvenience you or potentially detract from you and user's conversation by "interrupting"

Damn, that's the gayest post in this thread. He likes you dummy, he wants you getin discord and take his heart.

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can you add me and we'll talk sometime in the future? You seem nice :3
Shh! You're giving the game away!

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>shave asshole
>farts are two times as powerful
w-what

nothing blocking the way

simply amazing

okay, i'll do that, since you seem really nice yourself and i definitely like the idea of talking with you some more, thank you for even offering in the first place
i guess i can definitely be a bit of a dummy at times, thanks for the encouragement, user

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