A cute girl appears before you. She says you are her fated lover and that your meaning was not mere chance. She is cute, and fits every fantasy you have in 3D form.
But there is a catch. She is a witch. A sorceress of the order of black flame. And she must conquer the world, bringing itself into fire. And you are the yellow swordsman of the capybara. You must populate the world with donkey rats that shoot from your magic hammer. Together you must stop the green sky society that seeks to flood the world.
That's word, we pray(pray, pray) We got to pray Just to make it today I said we pray(pray) ah, yeah, pray(pray) We got to pray Just to make it to pray That's word, we pray
the term swordsman comes from 'sword is man', so obviously you gotta use your own body as the sword duh
Oliver Morgan
No. You are now the Black Transparent Stiletto Heal of Ygrassil. You use a set of headphones as your weapon to send sonic waves at your enemies and fly, but only two inches above the ground.
Bentley Murphy
I found can shoot next to all sorts of things with a qt sorceress stroking my hammer right.
Landon Edwards
Witches of the Black Flame Order are not allowed to touch your weapon, Yellow Swordsman. If she were to touch it, your donkey rat children would not be able to fly anymore.
Luis Thomas
Just give them all jetpacks
Colton Morris
This is my hammer! this is my gun! One will shoot donkey the other will cum!
Jordan Murphy
>but only two inches above the ground. People say this like it's a bad thing, levitation is great, especially since humans like to build flat surfaces.In somewhat even natural terrain it greatly increases your mobility.
Alexander Lewis
That sort of technology will not function with the EMP emitted by your kidney bean souls.
Parker Miller
I should have added that you can only levitate at ten feet a minute.
Jason Lee
Unless you have eaten a banana in the last 24 hours. Then your levitation speed doubles until you sleep. But eating turkey and other birds will ironically slow you to 10 inches a minute.
