Look

look
if you had
one shart
one opportunity
to smear every pair of pants you ever wanted
in one mart
would you hold it
or just let it rip?

yo,
his ass is sweaty, sphincter's weak, bowels are heavy
there's diarrhoea in his pants already, mom's spaghetti
he's nervous, but in walmart he looks calm and ready
to drop turds, but he keeps on shitting
what he ate at burgertown
his pants from the waist down turn so brown but the shit won't come out
he's constipated now, everybody's sharting now
ass is out, shitting times over. blaow

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I'm just a mutt boy
Nobody loves me
HE'S JUST A MUTT BOY
FROM A MIXED FAMILY
Cursed with his genes, el monstruo es aquì
Am I white? Am I black? Will I ever know?
MIXED GENES SAY "NO, WE WILL NOT LET YOU KNOW"
LET ME KNOW
WILL NOT LET KNOW
LET ME KNOW
WILL NOT LET YOU KNOW
LET ME KNOW
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Oh DNA test oh DNA test DNA test let me know
Don't know my race, I must use 23
andmeeeee
andmeeeee
ANDMEEEEE

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Oh well I'm the type of mutt
Who will never settle down
Where white genes are
You know that I'm around
I corrupt em and I steal em
Cause to me they're all the same
I smother and eat em
I don't even know my name
They call me the creatura
They call me the creatura
I shart around around around around around

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what the fuck

FUCK YOU MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KILL MY THREAD SO FAST FUCK YOU FUCKKKKKKKK YOUUU

Haha faggot, crim moar.

kek, retarded shitskin, crawl back to where you came from.

>kek, retarded shitskin, crawl back to where you came from.

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>the absolute state of al3rduni

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>>kek, retarded shitskin, crawl back to where you came from.

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You're welcome.

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le epic win thread

Turduni, you are useless piece of shit.

omg
BUMPITY BUMP.
(thanks mods, you did the right thing, this is a bant, not pol)

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Put me in screencap

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this is really screencap material, to make some memes about Jow Forums (not to share it with the normies, tho)

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>sphincter's weak, bowels are heavy

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And perhaps the power of a fart reaches reaches so far as to be the proof of love, for until a couple have farted in bed, their cohabitation is not settled; and a fart furthermore proclaims trust, since gentlemen neither shit nor fart in the company of anyone but household members and family.

finally mods move something good over here
include me in screencap

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Thats for making mods ban me, nigger

Hold up
So what you're saying is, oh
(Niggaz got me sharted like Lil' Kim)
You want to get freaky again, aight
A-ooh-ah-ooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
(Lil' Kim:)
I've sharted a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even squirted shit on different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a shart tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd shart at his prom
And he'd buy me a coke, a burger and taffy
So, how many sharts does it take till you get to the centre of the?
('Cause I've got to know)
How many sharts does it take till you get to the centre of the?
(Tell me)
How many sharts does it take till you get to the centre of the?
(Oh, oh)
How many sharts does it take till you get to the centre of the?
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)

Name them sharts,
name them shelled farts.
It's all the same whatever their name.
Cause they'll provide a slippery crack,
a brown skid on your underpants back,
or at the least, dripping in your asshole mane.

We can still be friends, r...right guys?

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Good Jow Forums thread

jesus christ this if fucking hilarious...

thats so based

It's time to change my legal name.

holy shit, i never knew a fellow jordanian could be so funny, someone pls screencap this.

based jordanian brother in ümmet