"loser"

Why yes m'lady, indeed I am. Have a nice day!
(I get this all the time)

I'd probably make fun of her for her forehead, I'm really good at finding the things that girls are most self conscious about and making fun of them for it

>"same"
and then just walk past her

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>flat chested slut, how's the football team taste?

did i do good?

I used to get bullied by my crush in middle school(she started bullying me after someone told her I liked her) and I'd always just go silent and start slowly developing a vacant stare at the ground and a look of disappointment and utter despair on my face.

A sarcastic head nod

Run directly at her with a neutral facial expression. If she doesn't run away, I would run my ass into her face and make a 'boosh' noise when I hit her. Pic related.

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"huh, what the fuck was that for?"

Scream at the top of my lungs to disorientate her, this is when i make my move. First, while she is still stunned by my scream, I sweep her leg. Then once shes on the ground, I go in for the finisher. Using my retard strength, I jump as high as I can and crush her face with my heel.

probably agree, but don't say it out loud

walk up to her, grab her by the waist and start violently kissing her. she will just give in and let me pound her doggy style realizing i am an alpha male

pic related because im a chad

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Look here kids, that right there is a wild "virgin"

Ask her what $100 would buy me.

lmao why are you wearing shorts on your stomach idiot that's not how clothes work fucking weirdo

how do you respond?
I let the monies and the fools talk
I let the jewels and the hues talk
if u know u know

I'd motion towards my knife and tell her if she wasn't in a public place I'd sit her throat and fuck her through the hole I'd made

Realistically I'd come up with something less cool on the spot

yeah cuz I'm the one out here walking in second hand clothes without a job or education and obviously I'm the one who has to suck a dick just to get some lunch money
Maybe if you would go and take a fucking shower and save up some cash to fix your terrible teeth, you might decreace your chances of becoming a single mother at the ripe old age of 25

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>''what the fuck did you say to me cunt?''
*takes on my knuckle brass*
>i walk up to her, ''say it again cunt''
>look her in her eyes not saying a word,
>walks away
(note: im 6'1 200lbs)

I actually did this to some drunk fucktard a few years ago (minus the brass knuckles)
I felt like a fucking Alpha

Epic slam bro haha

Say yup like logan paul did when he found that dead guy. Hope she got the refrence and walk away.

>"Huh, did you say something?"
Walk away before she can reply.

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Probably be a little bit confused at why she called me a loser, Think about it for about until I get to my destination then get on with the rest of my day.

Whoops sorry I mean ''Call her a bitch and murder her in some way'' hurr durr

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"who the fuck do you think you are? cunt"

>oregano

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This is a drunken shitpost! UwU

A quite laugh while continuing to walk is the only proper response.

why would someone say this to a total stranger? rude af

Yeah, I know I am. Please say it again, it arouses me.

god damn it where is my bully gf

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laugh smile and make eye contact

then she instantly wants to bone

Throw a wad of 20s in her face before saying "we can just skip the part where you induce vomiting" and then walk away.

Watch your mouth or I'll rape you

I don't, I just keep on walking, she is a stranger that I will never see again, her opinion of me would be irrelevant even if it is right. you only have one life, why waste it feeling sorry for yourself? I'm a NEET loser, and I'll be the first to admit it, a lot of people likely have it worse, and I'm content with what I have.
underrated

Rape and choke her with my magnum dong

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bruh look at the top of his 5head

>Takes one to know one. Have any plans for tonight?

>"loser"
U fookin' wot M8

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Oh yeah, I'm the biggest loser around these parts

first post best post to be completely genuine
She was just a tsundere user
>(she started bullying me after someone told her I liked her

>every girlfriend I have ever had hit on me first with playful shit tests

Had a bullying fetish since 9th grade