How do l get a girlfriend Iike this?

How do l get a girlfriend Iike this?

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How pathetic do you have to be to make an "ideal gf" meme of yourself

Wear a placard that says "I love stinky pussy"

i seriously think she looks like she'd be an awesome gf,

not op, btw

Basically me except
>no dyed hair
>I love my bed
>I love cooking
>except for Civ, Pokemon, and Age of Empires I never vidya

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>never vidya
DROPPED

post contact info then u cutie

how would you feel if you had a cute bf who eats you out under the desk while you browse the net?

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Taking care of a girl I love and doint stuff for her is my romantic dream, making little lunch boxes and stuff.
Too bad it's just a dream xd

Come on. No girl is pathetic enough to be like that after highschool.
Right, femanons?

this is my ldeal gf

I just want to come home to this after a long day at work.

AGE OF EMPIRES!?
HOLY FUCK 1v1 ME RIGHT NOW YOU FILTHY FUCKING SARACEN

I didn't even know women played Strategy.

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at first glance i thought the face as either a copypasta of angela merkel or dylan roof.

>How do l get a girlfriend Iike this?
bump but brown or black hair and not to into yaoi

This is me except I have an afro, chronic BV and bleached orange-ish hair. Mehhhhh

post contact info and prove it

Look at how thirsty this losers are hahaha give me your contact hahaha

where do i find a nerd gf who pulls her weight in general? do you nerds just hang out inside all day and not talk to anyone?

>BV
Must've gotten it from being a ho

How do l get a gf Iike this r9k?

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Console fag really kills it also I don't want ugly kids

She's like an uglier version of a girl I know from here. They're the same almost point by point. At first I even wondered if it was an old pic of her but this one is definitively uglier.

>How do l get a gf Iike this r9k?
do they even exist anymore?

>Lives off raw ramen, fastfood and Cola
Never, it's a shit tier gf.
Better stay alone than have something like this.

Imagine posing to take this pic she has makeup on planned this whole photo to look like a vore meme queen. It's kind of sad.

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my pc instincts instanly keked to this

Are you retarded? most of the good games are sony or nintendo exclusive

It would be very ideal. My number one sexual fantasy is a bf who would eat me out while I lecture about, I don't know, the Eleanor of Aquitaine, and if I stop lecturing they win.

DON'T DREAM IT
BE IT

A lot of us do. Not sure if it counts as a strategy game but my friend used to be a famous, albeit anonymous, WOW player. And I love strat games. Was introduced to them by my DM, who's also a chick.

I just got back from what I think was a date. I approached him at the library.

can I have a date with you too? post contact info