/britfeel/

>a diet of beans and rolls makes you stronger than someone who takes steroids and eats nothing but protein

Shippy doesn't even work out. Mayuri should have had it without even trying - not to mention Mayuri has the shorter arms so Shippy was at a disadvantage to begin with.

Based and tic-tac pilled

ewan mcgregor's let himself go

Arm wrestling is just banter, in a fight Mayuri would have shippy gasping for air and knock him out

I seriously don't think he would. Shippy has the height, weight, strength and reach advantages. He'd get Mayuri onto the floor and it would be game over.

I'm rock hard and I'd beat you all off

youtube.com/watch?v=QvffxxhoBIk

>either has been in a fight
Zeus would destroy them

/britfeel/ fight club when lids

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Who is shorter Mayuri or Zeus?
Christ it's ridiculous using their online names.
Kostas or Andy, who wins the fight?

Mayuri is 5'10 and zeus is about 5'6

Had a chat with Chile friend before bed. They are too pure for this world. They know I'm a total loser but they talk to me anyway.

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nah no way, cola is 5'10

Personally I don't see 4" been a huge loss to zeus, he's already said everyone's the same height on the ground

No way is he taller than that, pretty sure we've talked about it more than once

I want to fight Zues
no ill wills

>height over experience and mentality
Mayuri is 5'8
Zeus is 5'6

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He offered it yesterday when he said goodbye you're a day late big boi

wheres are moni gone

Back into his stable

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suit on a horse

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>dazza going round at night dressing up horses
fucking mad cunt

He's gone from a nerdy it security technician to Anita Patel, the 65 year old Indian woman who works as a dinner lady at your local school but whose at risk of getting sack because he keeps swapping chips with rice

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*passes out tubes of pringles to the lads*

>tube(s)
>plural
phwoar mr money bags over here

I'm on keto for the next three weeks :(

all funded by the thread larp jar *lights cuban cigar*

>you can just hold someone on the floor
If Mayuri didn't just hip escape he'd just reverse the position and sink in a choke

>moni has permanently ruined his life with HRT
>he doesn't even come to remotely close to passing
how long till he becomes one of those statistics for trannies that kill themselves

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It's saturday night, listening to Italo Disco on soundcloud and asking people who did 9/11 on Tinder.

His arms wouldn't reach. Shippy would be on top of him and choking him out.

Same, except here I am with a cider and some chocolate and crisps

this is a stab in the dark but has anyone visited cook'd and bomb'd before

watching bojack horseman its actually decent

shipanon fans are such deluded fanboys, real britfeelers know Mayuri is going to win

real britfeelers dont care about trips

Jusr had my bed time wank lads. Its off to sleepies now

Not really sure how I feel about trips and personalities. Absolutely loathe the idea of people thinking they should act like special snowflakes and have a name on an anonymous forum, yet I love the cheap and spicy drama when one of them gets attacked or start spazzing out on each other.

*removes his namebadge*

*chuffs cigar*

>I am a beautiful wife female and I WILL cut your balls off and pump you full of hrt if you say I'm not you filthy paki cunts

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someone needs to shop a horse covered in coleslaw drinking ribena

>I always liked my teeth until they were abused today, they were straight and white just like me

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>got called a duck at a northern car boot sale today, its good to know I pass

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youtube.com/watch?v=myVZobTORg4

>ebin says I don't pass but what's he know, he gambles. I've always said neigh to gambling

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Genuinely think Ribena is a nasty narcissistic person who has done disgusting things in the past, but with diet and proper attention could eventually pass without facial surgery. That lank, greasy hair replaced with properly cut and conditioned, and maybe extentions, would make a big difference. Same for Cola too. Both had absolutely atrocious haircuts.

youtube.com/watch?v=U1H913UqQ6w
This has me in tears.

>a different hairstyle would totally solve my problems

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*cleans up horse manure from the thread floor*

Not a fucking chance. Of either that happening, or of him passing even if it does.

>mum heard the postman call me Monica today but I'm sure she knows I pass
*replaces it with ape shit*

Gonna be a long blog entry

ALMOST AS LONG AS YOUR FACE! OOOOOHHHHHHHH

>horse.jpg

When can we expect it lass?

>got bored so went on Omegle
>tag Jow Forums for memes
>find femanon and start talking
>skip in about 20 secs because autism

Why do i have to be like this?

Some would say a bit long in the tooth

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*cleans up ape shit that for some reason is now all over the floor*

I pass, I'm just fucking ugly

Maybe we have different definitions of passing. Im obviously not talking about Ribena looking like a hot, sexy young woman. But looking like a female? Thats just about feasible. Not all females look attractive. Im pretty sure there was zero attention to hair/makeup/clothing in these pictures and that clownpaint and cut clothing makes a huge difference.

are you okay monica?? you seemed upset before

>woke up feeling fresh, made myself look great and faced the world. Really hope I get that interview. Will mention it in my blogpost

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50% of this statement is true and it's not the first part

I liked Colas hair and was planning on getting something similar (shoulder length and fringe)

Yeah he does look like a female, just a real fuck ugly one. I wouldn't leave the house honestly I don't care how much the grand national pays

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>When can we expect it lass?
Give it another hour

I hate alcohol, I try to like it. Beer is disgusting, wine is horrible, tried cider and even that has such a bitter taste. I have some caple rd right now and it's undrinkable

you do not pass lad

>everyone whose met Moni says she passes
>angry autists on the internet who have only seen bad photos claims she doesnt
hmm...

Diet lad here.
Not going so well today, I haven't lsot any weight for 3 days.
Thinks my metabolism slowed down, gonna have to start exercising to continue losing weight at this amount of calories.

>got a new shoulder length style and a new fringe teehee what am I like

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Jesus fuck this place is full of tripfags and namefags. This cancerous cult of personality has to infest everywhere eventually.

Was drinking all meetup and I've been drinking at home as well. On my 5th can at home I am absolutely fucked lads.

>she
>she
hmm...

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I like to post the same thing over and over but with slight variations so it seems like it's an user having a new revelation

I passed twice today

I was genunely taken aback to see how good she looked in the light, having only seen her in a dimly lit Spoons the previous meet.
Keeping my fingers crossed that she felt the same way.

get some fruity drinks then yi poofter some kopperberg or bulmers

Go on lad show us your horse teeth once more

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>>everyone whose met Moni says she passes
>>angry autists on the internet who have only seen bad photos claims she doesnt

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Stop giving attention whores attention

youtube.com/watch?v=C3kDYtDTaYA

Hope mayuri's penis is having a good time

I had the same problem lad. Start on fruity cider that tastes like pop, kopparberg etc, then once you find that too sickly you move onto regular apple cider, then you throw in a beer to even out the sweet cider when you are pissed. Suddenly you can handle alcohol. This is what worked for me anyway lad.

i reckon ive got like 6 months before i'm sectioned or something worse can't do my life

>I am SICK of everyone here bullying my teeth. I WILL pass. I DO pass. I WILL use this as motivation to BETTER myself. What will you LOSERS say when my teeth are CLEAN

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wonder if he can even get it up with all the gear

>meet someone in person
>be polite
WOAH mind BLOWN

What's stopping them chatting shit once the meet is over?

>I am a completely sane and stable individual

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Just try different shit and find what you dislike the least if you're doing it for social reasons. If you just feel like you should like alcohol or are doing it for the effect, stop bothering.