"hey, loser. What are you doing out all alone?"

>"hey, loser. What are you doing out all alone?"
How does one respond?

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(explain what you were doing) what about you?

(Replying to my comment here)
Why do you guys act like its so infuriatingly hard to talk to the opposite gender. Its so simple just dont overthink anything. Literally act like its a male you want to get to know... ask where theyre from and shit. "hey youre pretty cute" yadda yadda. Just go for it

sup chlamydia

I was enjoying myself until you along

be happy i get to converse with a female

"Not much really, how 'bout you?"

kiss her and she transfering chewing gum into my mouth.

"I don't know" to stall.
Then I'd probably realize she called me a loser and say something braindead like "Hey! I'm not a loser!"
Or I just decide to ignore it and point to where I'm going while saying, "I'm going over there"
Follow it up with a smile and a wave "goodbye"

I could come up with the right response, but in reality this is usually how it goes because if I'm walking by myself I'm typically thinking about something else that I find more important than some rando.

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cum in my pants immediately

>"Fuck off turbothot"
Then uppercut her right in the front butt.
Turn 360 and moonwalk away

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pic related
omg idk eggman was transgender

not based

everyone else, good work. especially my ESL brodies

wow haha very memey

Throw my water bottle in that dumb bitches face

I'm bored, what the hell do you want woman?

Girls never say things like that. They just look at you, then once they see you are trying not to look at them they move on.

Hunting for some snacks. You look like one yourself. How much for an hour?

>Literally act like its a male you want to get to know
>"hey youre pretty cute"

?

do my usual "please leave me alone" then continue walking while getting my headphones out of my pocket

op is the fagot

>you are talking to a mirror dumb bitch!
i would yell her from the other side of the street

I'd probably just ignore her. Stupid thots feed off attention, slut ain't getting any from me. Alternatively ask her if she's a prostitute based off the clothes she's wearing.

fuck you whore
olililili

Be honest: has anything even close, even one iota similar to these situations ever happened to even one of you guys? Seriously now.

I-i'm sorry I-i'll be going now

Nervous laugh then go back home

Hanging out just like everyone else here

Witness these trips. Someone check 'em
'' Origamo origano''

whip out my massive dong either she will run, shyly stroke it or start sucking it.

*Ignore her*
originalo commentino

"Walking around"

Obviously walk away. Who do you take me for a fool?

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Why does she wanna say that too me? why is she even paying attention to me? what should i say to her would she even care? do we know each other? i have many question's

>bitch those thighs so thicc u bout to catch some dick.

Then I'd dab.

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I have seen this post 3 times already

>"y-you too... wait, no... sorry..."

>out alone
>she says, standing alone in a corner
Hmmm