>"this is your NWO-assigned wife, user"
>"she's a mtf, but our testing indicates that you two are a 98.7% match and should fall for each other quickly"
What do you do, Jow Forums?
"this is your NWO-assigned wife, user"
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Hey, if you can turn yourself into a qt 3.14 grill and get more attention from people because otherwise you're a weak beta male who will never get any, then whatever man, go for it, but just know when you hit 30 you'll regret everything and probably end up killing yourself. It's the great circle of life
Hakuna matata
alright but where is my state assigned 56% mutt baby
would bang desu
Slide thread based on a fucking black mirror episode. Jesus Christ.
these threads have been around a lot longer than your shitty show, newfag
>i know online shows
>i'm the internet now
kys paki fuck
i 'ma fuc-
>notices piercings
hmmm
i 'ma lynch it
behead him.
I can't make baby's with this, what's the point of this if we cannot breed?
hey, if i can have a fulfilling relationship with someone i don't give a god damn. if we're a 98.7% match chances are they won't want kids either so that's a non-issue.
best reaction
Hang him high.
>implying you wouldn't cum into her/his tight ass
Fucking hypocrites
murder suicide
Throw it into the woodchipper
>German education
That's not how little mutts are made, Kraut.
I'd smash, i've been horny as shit lately. I'd fuck a passing tranny
What kind of dance is that?
The Hemp Fandango
> MtF
> she
Pick one, fucker.
shoot him in the face, twice.
then draw a swastika in blood on his forehead
Question for Jow Forums
Which would you prefer
Tranny with short hair that looks like a twink with boobs and a dick that dresses mainly like a boy
Tranny with longer hair and dressing feminine
shit your saying someone else will love me other than my mother
goverment software devs are bottom of the barrel more often than not, so I question this algorithm they made to find my 98.7% match.
he cute
Jaw, shoulders, knees and hands. Until the NWO starts handing out skeletons they'll always look like a niche drag act.
Haunting.
Fucking degenerate
Thats a girl.
Is there an explanation why they use cranes instead of something that's already there like a lamp post or some shit?
Unfortuantly after 25 years of being a virgin ill take a passable tranny because i cant ever afford to buy myself a wife. Its all this tyrants fault.
I would hit it (with a baseball bat to the head)
Why is there a bottle of dish soap in the bathroom?
He doesn't was the dishes in the bathroom sink, let's laugh at this fucking idiot
>Slide thread based on a fucking black mirror episode. Jesus Christ.
really? there's a bm ep about getting tranny gfs?
How much does a wife cost?
faggots playing make believe
I would watch it.
I don't. If you do that's autistic. Let's laugh at you and lock you away
>he doesn't wash the dishes in the batrhoom sink
>not washing his dishes while having a shower
Fucking inefficient mongoloid.
Probably start fucking my new tradwife, obviously
That's hot, but not as hot as this. This is also the only acceptable answer.
>being this fucking dirty
I would have never expected more from a filthy canuck
>when you get angry and 180 on seriousness level because someone out-shitposted you