I have a wife and let me tell you that the female body is absolutely fucking disgusting

I have a wife and let me tell you that the female body is absolutely fucking disgusting.

It's as if a female only has 3 forms.

Form 1 which she may be 30% of the time when she is trying to appear attractive.
Form 2 is a cooldown state where the attractive coating has worn off after a shower and changing clothes. 20% of the time
Form 3 is a disgusting ogre mess 50% of the time. You do NOT want to be around a female because you will see this form and it will turn you off females for life.

You know how nasty you can get after playing video games 16 hours a day all week with maybe 1-2 showers that whole week? Well a female is double if not triple as disgusting.

The reason why they made the wife dress up all the time back in the 1950's even when in the kitchen was because she is a fucking nasty shit when she is not forced to appear attractive.

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I think that I shall look up some midget pornography. Indeed.

wtf are you talking about?
this reads like a 12 yr old virgin.

Shes fucking disgusting and all other shes are fucking nasty. What do you not understand you retard

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You should be happy to have a wife.

No.

It's like getting a puppy from the pound. It was a cute nice thing at the start then you regret this fucking shit so much. They whine, act like a cunt and are no longer cute.

They are horrible cunts and you can't get rid of them because they will ruin you financially for the rest of your life. I am considering a divorce then intimidate move to China where they can't touch my money.

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Money is its own company these days.

Get a dog if you want something to love you. Having a woman means removing life from your control and putting it in her hands given today's legal system and societal morass.

Was married too, and post is spot on
Not even mentioning yiest infections that most women get
And their eventual laziness when it gets further enough in relationship/marriage
Those 50% turn into 90% with exceptions of her going to work

weird my wife only has two forms
1 acts like a underage teen and wants to play around at stores and malls and makes cat noises
2 goes quite and just spaces out

ITT OP marries a landwhale
Should've try to get fit before going to find a proper wife. Mine's been steadily climbing the ladder of hotness for ten years and running. Thank the gods I'm fit.

But I can't fuck the god once every 3 months like I do my wife. But I hate her so much and she disgusts me.
I swear I was looking at dick compilations recently because she made me so disgusted at the female body. No fucking joke. Dicks POV for my mouth.

She was fit when married and got fucking fat you asshole. The meme is real and females are a meme gender.

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pic?

this shit is fake nobody here has ever touched a giril

Form2 is superior sexual to me, and I give little shit about form 3. If she starts smelling, push her into the shower and fuck her against the wall. Fun for both.
Honestly, I always hated form1 the most, since it is so pitiful fake and just screams "Plz be attracted, even if I hate your guts. I need the validation!"

>t. managed two years living with a LT gf

Op is overreacting, unlucky, or larping. But has some points. Its all downhill once you wake up the next morning. Let alone after marriage.

I don't even care if that's true or not, if we all just assumed all posts with girls involved were fake this place would improve instantly.

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Being fit doesn't get you a trophy wife. A good salary does.

>A good salary does.
enjoy your divorce court

As a female, OP is completely right.
I dont claim to be a fembot but I'm only going to address that what OP says is extremely true.
When my friends and I are in our natural states (I would say) we are probably a 3/10. No makeup, not showered, can't be bothered to do shit. However, when we dress up nicely and everything we can easily be a 7/10 though that period of time is only when we leave the house.
I honestly am afraid to get married for this exact reason because I dont want my s/o to see me when i'm like this

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What kind of faggot regrets owning a pupper that never stops running around the park like an autist with you

If this is the case, then how come women act so high and mighty out in the real world?

shower every morning (and clean your fucking pussy), put on a little perfume, take care of your skin, and wear at least somewhat flattering lazy clothes and you're already better than 99% of women in long term relationships
showering isn't fucking hard

Not fucking doing it. Not risking this shit if I post her here but lets just say shes 5'10 and 90kg no muscle.

>If she starts smelling, push her into the shower and fuck her against the wall.

Fuck you it literally smells like fish, rusty metal, shit and cheese all over my house. I can't get an erection unless im alone in a bathroom.

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well he is not wrong women look like shit without makeup.

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SEE!! SEE!! I'M NOT OVER REACTING ITS FUCKING TRUE!!!

SHE SAYS EXACTLY WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY BUT IN BETTER ENGLISH!

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i want pokimane to findom me into homelessness

YOU LEFT OUT DONT BE A FUCK FAT FUCKING SHIT SLOB

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If fucking her like she is on the right is trouble for you, it is seriously not her that is the problem.

It's more the fact she goes from a 5/10 to a 9/10 all with just makeup.

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OP everyone here who has been in a long relationship knows what you're saying and you're completely right. Even chads and normies know this. You fell for the marriage meme despite all married men constantly joking about how their life is hell and that their wife is a fat bitch. I'm sorry for your losses.

too bad because this fucking spic is fucking her and along with his harem of Asian girls.

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>head under a titty

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She's actually more attractive without makeup tho

I must say my first visit to r9k has really been a blast, I think I'll be lurking these threads for a while

Of course though, I shower daily and such but things like brushing my hair even when I'm not going outside is something I would refuse to do. Obviously when there is a man I like in my house during this time I'd try 1000% while trying to look like I didn;t but I guarantee you that every female, including myself, gets tired of it after a year or so.
The fact is just that even if a girl is trying minimally in those ways you just said, its still absolutely nothing compared to their "best" state.
Definitely not overreacting. I'd post pictures of my friends before and after makeup that we would send to eachother but I dont wanna dox them.
This is why its so important to find a girl who you can tell is not wearing makeup in public. I don;t understand why people love these e-girls and fake thots with eyelashes because they will look fucking awful after it gets taken off.

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ah ok nvm i do not want that anymore

>Women are lazy pieces of shit
Who would have fucking thought.

>implying right is without makeup
I shiggy diggy