How do I obtain a mommy gf with a small penis fetish?

How do I obtain a mommy gf with a small penis fetish?

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You never will, they only exist in manga.

>take shower with female friend
>"wow, user, your penis is so cute!"

She said this while other friends were nearby and everyone heard and laughed.

>take shower with female friend
How do you get friends like that? Seriously, what the fuck. This is r9k, not a teen fiction novel.

Honestly, I don't know but I'm willing to struggle tooth and nail to find one myself.

it helps to look really young and appear as if you autistic or something. My social skills are so bad people think I'm a special needs person. They talk to me differently and act differently around me.

>a small penis fetish
Holy shit, new level of cope achieved.

>barely functional spergoid gets to shower with a girl
Fuck, I'm jealous of you. Was she hot? Did you two spend a lot of time together? Did you ever do anything like that again?

She's okay looking and I think it was just a one time thing since it was a road trip normies and we were just rinsing off salt water from swimming.

>shower with sister
>"it's okay, user, it'll get bigger when you get older"
>it never got got bigger

How smaII are we taIking here?

I have a 4.3 inch penis.

>Tfw I have a 3 inch penis and no mommy gf
Never gonna make it.

>tfw ideal boyfriend has a small cute dick I can play with and nurse to orgasm
>wasn't born with a vagina or huge tits so it doesn't matter
see you all in hell

Sorry to disappoint, but mature women don't have such fetishes, even if they enjoy your youthful looking cock.

>tfw 6.5" penis
Don't feel too bad, robots. No girl fantasizes about my cock either. Porn made me think I had a baby dick and I don't think I'll ever quite get over it.

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She doesn't have to be older than me, I just want her to be nurturing and affectionate and let me call her mommy.

You're on Jow Forums. There is a very strong chance you're a college freshman and nowhere close to "mature."

by winning the fucking lottery

Lol I'm not a woman, I'm 25 and fuck a 50yo granny. She told me how one of her exes had tiny dick and how it ruined their relationship because the was not willing to please her otherwise and would cum in few minutes, I have 6 incher and his must've been 3 or less. Don't really care about my size because I can use it to give multiple orgasms and I last a lot due to porn training.

Holy shit finally someone that isn't a small child, sorry if I came off as jaded because I mean I really am. I'm 26, enjoy your shit with that 50 year old. Older women with experience know what's up, hope she takes care of her skin.

If she is a lot older it's a lot more likely to happen, if only because you are a lot more likely to get laid with aged Tracy than youngish Stacy.

>tfw 6.9 penis
Even ur Mom thinks about me

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>You are both Based and redpilled

She tries to, but working while exposed in the sun really wrinkled her face, I do think she is really pretty when you can't see wrinkles. She is slim and he rack looked super nice in a sweater, we haven't had sex yet, just touched each other, she'll get a leave in 5 days, I've been on nofap for several days and really horny already, gonna slam that granny pucci into afterlife.

>nearly 2 standard deviations above average
>m-m-my d-d-dick is so s-small right?
Seek pity somewhere else, that's the ideal dick size. Especially if it's too thick to fit inside a roll of toilet paper

Considering most people in the world in general have small dicks, probably just most mommy gfs out there.

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How come SPH is common in JOI porn but theres not a lot of premature ejaculation humiliation?

>tfw 6 inch and 6.5 girth benis
>tfw still a virgin