Which one of these three in your opinion is the coolest one? (for those who dont know anything about pokemons...

It’s yellow pressed
>Bulbasaur
Spotted the snot eater

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bulbasaur is for people without a real father figure in their life, or pedos.
disgusting

Why?

I’ve got a strong suspicion that you like bulbasar, streak mark

because his bulb looks like a prolapsed asshole and it’s sore

psychological reasons, man.
i could go into it, but you know.

>(for those who dont know anything about pokemons, Bulbasaur was the strongest one)

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What does a prolapsed and sore asshole have to do with a missing father figure or pedophilia?

Go into it.

father is missing because he’s in prison for imploding son’s asshole
son develops pedophilic tastes as a means to relive his trauma from a perspective of power

The turtle

Blastoise is the coolest final but I usually chose Bulbasour. Charmander is for goobers

based
thats true
sounds like a story from your childhood

ok thanks

i only pick squirtle boy

in short; this.
don't even get me started on the symbolic meaning of the vines or the moveset.
"sweet scent", "overgrowth", "leech seed".
think about it

Bulbasaur is obviously the coolest but charmander evolutions were the best, expecially charizard.

...this didn’t even occur to me. holy shit grass types are actually for fags

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>pokemons
Bulbasaur and Squirtle are tied as my favs from the group, though. Charmander always kind of bored me.

only pure s*yboys pick anything other than Charmander

Stop lying to the public

Bulbasaur was pretty sweet.

Squirtle

this

Hong Kong

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The first one to wear sunglasses

it doesnt matter, lvl 100 of any of them can single handedly beat the elite 4 with enough revives and a few cannon fodder pokemon.

Squirtle is based. Best Mon of the whole game. Also bant is my new home now. And since I'm the only Peruvian here, pleased to meet you all, my name is [Redacted]

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I always choose fire type because they’re more fun and aggressive, Charmander is no exception

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