What makes you a robot?

Why? I can't talk to women because being this height comes with dick size expectations. I definitely won't meet those expectations. I haven't even tried talking to a woman because I will literally kill myself if she laughs.

United States.

things that don't make you a robot:
>height
>looks
>skin colour
>penis
>religion
>country of birth
>money

things that make you a robot:
>variants of mental disorders / problems that make you a social outcast and as a result have never had a gf

>Being a robot is not having a gf
Fuck off, there's a lot more to it than "tfw no gf"

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Take away the acne and you're me, OP. How lucky you are, brother.

In order of importance:
1) Severe personality flaws/Autism
2) Skinny as fuck
3) Facial flaws (recessed chin, asymmetry, weak jaw)
4) Manlet (5'9.5)

>problems that make you a social outcast and as a result have never had a gf
But height, looks, and penis length (if under 4 inches hard) 100% correlate to not having a gf.

This. Being a virgin is only the resulting outcome, not the problem.

Wut. That is the most retarded thing I have ever read.

>tall black and handsome
Girls will duck you anyway in spite of your small penis

>I haven't even tried to talk to a woman because I will literally kill myself if she laughs
Same for me
I'm not a manlet either, average height for my country.

>Might just go gay at this point.
Just get a sex doll.

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>male
>Almost no muscle but started going to the gym
>6'0
>Quadroon.
>Girls tell me im actually 7/10 because i was fat and now im getting Jow Forums but i still need to reduce more of my weight, but i see myself as 5/10 (I used to be 265lbs but now im 221lbs)
>5 inch penis
>idgaf about my penis size, don't care about sex that much anyway
>i have to talk with girls, im in a fascist movement and there's alot of em there.
> IQ is 118, i guess its enough
>I only have 3 best friends in my life, the others i dont trust em that much
>Im vegetarian cause vegan gay

Im becoming Chad soon enough, but i will never leave you my brothers, without you all, i would've commited suicide, so thanks i love you all no homo

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>45,151,389 Legal abortions in the United States since Roe v. Wade
Which is one of the few things preventing the US from becoming a non-White majority faster.

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>extremely timid
>shy
>6'4" (actual hell if you hate standing out)
>autistic
>depressed
>potential Schizotypal (probably nothing, because I sometimes desire friendships)
>undiagnosed schizophrenic (hear people whispering my name in public, vivid and freaky dreams)
>misophonia (certain noises make my blood boil and turn me into a ball of primal rage, and it's worse because some noises are associated with my fetish, and I'll be bursting my balls with some of them when fapping, but incredibly angry when not fapping)
>skelly lanklet with easily bloated abdomen
>sexually confused and frustrated
>white male
>deviantart fetishes
>really bad stammer and minor stutter
>obvious eyebags
>losing slightly more hair than usual, and I literally turned 18 barely a month ago
>NEET
>never held a relationship with women beyond occasional friendships
>progressed from /sci/-tier intellect to literal brainlet in Maths and Science in only 5 years
>can't get any of my dream jobs because: Brainlet for Astronomy; have no faith in my writing ability and I have no motivation to write; too tall to be a fighter pilot and aforementioned mental illnesses make me unfit for any military job, and commercial airlines cost too much money for a license and I now realise I probably can't handle the stress of flying commercial airlines anyway.
>permanently-yellow teeth because of bad parenting and the side effects of medicine I took at birth which severely weakened my enamel (brushing enough makes them look slightly-yellow tinged, but still), leaving me unable to smile without looking like a retard.
>circumcised
>probably like 4/10 or 6/10 if under perfect conditions and angle

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there are no robots left on Jow Forums
where have you guys been for the last ~2 years?

Where do you even store/hide those dolls?

Or is that my personal failing. Would chad not hide his dolls, but instead sit two or three of them on the sofa at all times?

Jow Forums never survived that reddit invasion that happened a few years ago. The regular robots bled out slowly. Look on other boards.

>some level of autism
>never sleep well always feel exhausted
>neet who does nothing most days
>no real goal or much motivation in anything in life besides food and video games
>anxiety disorder, trans, depression and probably some kind of schizo or paranoia disorder
>only reason to be alive is some people who like me want me to be alive

>autistic social behaviour
>brain ruined from porn and video game addiction
>raised in mentally unstable home
>internet addict
>only the dankest and most autistic memes will make me laugh
>NEET lifestyle, even though at Uni
>5'8 and small penis
>neckbeard

me balding at 20
I'm on finasteride and minoxidil, and am looking at getting hair transplant.

it's probably from all the bad things I've had to endure in my life.

>ugly 3/10
>weird interests
>no social skills
>no friends

>Slightly above average in every regard- maybe a 6.5/10 in every category
>Still invisible to Stacy
>Low self esteem so I never approach women
>Memed myself a ton of redpill/PUA content a couple years ago
>The content is all conflicting and so I'm paralyzed by indecision
>Develop a drinking
>Thus any progress I might make with a girl goes belly up after a week of stupid drunk texts

I'm fixing myself though, lads. No more. No matter where I go, I'll always be home here

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>virgin
>130 IQ
>unemployed
>plays vidya
>never exercises
>fat
>terrible acne
>doesn't listen to rap
>actual diagnoses autism
>seriously considers taking HRT to become a tranny

>fat gay NEET
>high IQ
Sure thing.

>tfw can feel myself slowly becoming retarded

>5'7
>mumble in monotone
>rated 4/10 and called hideous on soc
>entire face is covered in acne scars
>unhealthy skin color and eyebags, people assume I'm alcoholic, but I'm straight edge
>only reason I'm alive is because I somehow managed to fuck two women in two weeks

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Im not gay or a NEET. I'm in high school. My IQ was tested by a psychologist with a PhD.

>Ass burgers
>High functioning autism
No matter how much hard work you put in to get around it most normies will always recognise something 'off' with you and distance themselves. The ones that don't are rarely genuine, often just taking pity or trying to use you for their gain or a laugh.

>Decade of abuse from family and mom's nigger exes leaving me with no self esteem so quiet and constantly submissive/apologetic in group situations, no life skills and a hatred for nonwhites
>6'2'', strong jaw, good tanned skin, good hair, big shoulders, but too quiet to use that to advantage even when I rarely see girls checking me out

Someone please fucking help I want this condition fucking gone. Already made the choice to not procreate to prevent passing this shit on, wouldn't wish it on an enemy.

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>awkwardly tall(192cm)
>chinlet
>hikki/neet for 9 years
>no education
>no friends
>never had a job
>never had a gf
>assburger(diagnosed)
>very self-conscious about my autism and all cringy shit i did when i was younger
>speech impediment
>nihilistic and misanthropic asshole
>were alcoholic, i had to sober up after pancreatitis
>smoke weed, pop pills
>opium sometimes
>clinical depression
>maybe have early symptoms of schizophrenia

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>aspergers
>ADHD
>limp from childhood injury
>best friend molested me at age 6

>gf
>6'6
>white
My gf has had things worse than me. Shes from a Muslim family and her dad used to beat his children. I don't know how badly.

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Can you let the know the origin of zhis?

No but you can have this one
nhentai.net/g/211519/1/

>5'06
>schizoid
>hairlet

fucked

I also am very paranoid, get anxious when talking to people, talk to myself, and like going on walks

You sound cute. Now leave this place while you still have time.

Take it from another lil weenie fellow, the majority of girls are trash and your penis size will be the deciding factor in everything, even if they have big flaws themselves. Females naturally lack empathy so it'll be hard to find a decent one but they do exist nigganon

>No ambition
>4/10
>Speaking is forced and unnatural
>Prefer to be alone except for an animal companion
>Incapable of trust
>I hate reality and most people along with it
>Bad hygiene to lazy to shower
>Never leave my room
>Near non-existent personality
>Taste is to weird for normalfags, to normal for fellow neetgers
>Panic attacks around groups of people
>Walk away from people as soon as my mind blanks
>Fat
>Watching anime with my loaded .45 right next to me tempting myself to opt out
>Only enjoy psychedelic drugs
>Piss bottles and my body pillow

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Because I look somewhat like pic related

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I'd blow you, no homo. Just helping a fellow robot by giving him some release.

You're me but smaller (both height and dick size and in fatness) but I don't have adhd.

>dysfunctional childhood home
>which resulted in bullying
>which resulted in me getting depressed and slowly becoming an outcast
>haven't had irl friends in 3 years
>average looks paired with incredibly low self-esteem
>so soft-spoken that nobody can hear me
>make no effort to get to know people
>refuse to open up to others
>born into the land of autists

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What's wrong with his looks? He's pretty attractive, even positively hot if he had a shorter hairstyle. Some of you guys are just purely delusional.

Swap ya, dude. Being 6'3" would be the best thing that would ever happen to me.
>Tfw 5'3"

>khhv
>never had a relationship
>likewise, never made the first move for a relationship and have not been approached
>low self-esteem, if such a concept even matters
>socially awkward
>hermit, never leave the house other than work
>isolate self out of perceived shame
>no friends, few friendships I had previously have faded into awkward estrangement
>never had female friends, don't know how to talk to women without being awkward. Might just be in general
>not close with family - estranged self similarly out of shame
>never close with siblings due to large age differences
>work a dead-end job
>no money to return to college, grades too poor for grad school
>likely avoidant personality disorder
>depression (diagnosed), runs in family - don't do anything for it as I am convinced it is due to life circumstances
>unable to revel in forms of escapism anymore (vidya, etc) as find no joy in them
>5'8"
>unusual interests
>few to no hobbies, not passionate for much anymore
>flat personality that gets flatter as time passes

>Usually fat/heavy throughout the years (230 lbs)
No longer applies. Have lost considerable weight (~50-60 lbs). Might explain some things though.
>small dick
Honestly, this has not mattered other than being a detriment to any self-confidence.

>5'11"
>6/10
>shitty hair
>resting angry face
>Jow Forums power levels
>literally no character oustide of my imaginary world
>brought up by a single mother, didn't learn any common life knowledge
>no ambitions or realistic and achievable dreams

>6'3
>white clear skin
>full head of grey/brown hair
>green emotive eyes
>nice smile
>can grow a beard, full chin
>gym
>talented
>have own car, apartment, good job that i earned
>7 inch dick
>28 year old virgin

I don't know, you tell me.

>21 ugly manlet skeleton and virgin
>barely interact with anyone, can't have any actual connections
>diagnosed anxiety and depression
>benzo addiction
>hate and ashamed of myself
>living life aimlessly, barely managing uni and generally not giving a fuck
>probably going to kill myself someday but not as suicidal as i used to be
Just some fucking loser

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> 6'3, cannot put on noticeable muscle
> bullied in elementary school & middle school, so no social skills
> entire personality is based on how much I hate myself
> graduated from massive public university, still a virgin
> have been made fun of by every woman I tried talking to, so I haven't talked to one seriously in years
> post pictures in rate threads, usually called a 4 or 5
> was balding since my teens, now I am 22
> own two dakimakuras + tons of other anime merch
> starting new career soon in an extremely male dominated field
I'm moving to a new city so maybe things will change, but I doubt it. I feel like I am closer to suicide than I am to ever being happy

>6'0 manlet
>6.5 inch dicklet
>129 IQ brainlet
>6/10 facelet

wow that's impressively bad

If you're tall, above 5/10, do/don't have acne, skeleton, fat, can grow a beard, high IQ, you just don't work hard enough, simple. Stop being mad and start being a fucking chad. Fucking underage b&'s out of my board.

>was khhv until received h sophomore year of hs
>quiet and awkward
>girls never wanted to date, only talk about long hair w/ me and be half friendly
>single until 19
>always willing to befriend a fellow sadboi
>share keks and autism stories
>sympathizes with robots as i used to be more of one

There are no physical abnormalities keeping me here. Just crippling suicidal depression and various image issues. I'm in a mental health clinic posting this. Caught attempting suicide

(You) and I are similar, down to height and religious. Become a Jow Forumsommando and you will make many wagecuck work friends

>4/10 in looks
>socially retarded
>i literally dont know how to act around people
>eczema all over my body, prominent in my arms and it looks like shit
>as a result, my hands look like that of a very old mans
>widows peak that makes it look like i have a receding hairline at 19
>nigger
>big fat nigger nose
>recently got diagnosed with avpd
>in other words, i'm fucked and no le be yourself meme will save me

>thin and skelly
>5,4 ft manlet
>chinlet
>empty eyes, dark circles
>several physical and mental diseases
>no normie interests
>introvert
>socially unacceptable humour

we all have shit rng, im thinking about pulling the restart trigger as i type

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>your children will look like peanut butter and it's beautiful
>47% of females will get married, half will divorce
>America will be half nonwhite by 2040
>Arab immigrants projected to be European majority
>"Fascism is on the rise and we don't know why"
HMMMM I WONDER WHY PEOPLE WOULDN'T LIKE ANY OF THIS

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