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Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

How to cum big loads

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Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

weed

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Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

i couldnt believe this actual skit. or the baseball version they did with the "dads." Sam Hyde has such balls, him and his writer friend. The world seriously loss out when the sjw cuck at adult swim got his way after crying jew and got the show cancelled. what a faggot.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

Why would you post a mass shooter while asking this? Oh wait

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Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

the sjw cuck at adult swim

It was Turner, their parent company, after being spam harassed on Twitter by several dedicated SJW's.

Huge shame too. With even the shoe string Budget [AS] gave them they were incredible;

youtube.com/watch?v=Brdx7kmxx2I

Anyway OP, there's a "Guide to huge cum" image floating around. I don't have it but bumping because someone probably does.

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Cooper Smith
Cooper Smith

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Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

L-arginine 2g
Zinc 50mg
Lecithin 1.5g
Pygeum 100mg
L-citrulline 500mg
Agmatine 500mg
Vitamin K 200mg
Vitamin G 700mg
Maca 3 heaps full
Horny goat weed 3 blunts
Horny chick pee 800ml
Yohimbe bark 6 branches
Tribibulolus terrestreris 400mg
Horny goat 1 goat
100% whole grain wheat pineapple chunks 9000g

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

this is going to upset alot of incels but I've confirmed this

you have to have a hot gf that makes you cum HARD, whether she gives you head, jacks you off, etc. its the only way.

i could seriously hit the roof of my car with my cumshots when i was with her. 5 ropes: roof, roof, stereo, steering wheel, my shirt. i swear to God. id get cum EVERYWHERE

after we broke up my cumshots and amount of cum began to dwindle. i haven't had any sexual contact in like 3 years and it just barely shoots out like 2 inches.

ive come to the conclusion that whatever muscle shoots your jizz out gets a good workout when you cum hard

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

it's all the edging dude. that's the secret porn stars use besides that one image about the holy grail health stack + celery (for color).

edging over and and over is what stimulates the prostate and all the glands, so you not only cum loads but also shoot it very far.

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

Peter North’s secret to shooting massive loads pt. 1

Celery - Increases semen quantity considerably, and greatly ups the force at which you ejaculate. You will have to eat 10-15 large stalks for it to have any really noticable effect, though, and that might make your stomach act up a bit. If you ask me, it's really not worth it, just add a few stalks to your diet alongside the pills and be done with it. Ingest 2-3 hours before sexual activity.

L-Arginine - Increases semen quantity by a metric ****ton after a few weeks, and also gives firmer, longer-lasting erections. Take one capsule (500mg) daily, and another 3-4 capsules (1500mg-2000mg) a few hours before sexual activity. Within two or three weeks you'll be rolling eyes at Peter North's pitiful puddles. Gah, I sound like a ****ty commercial. (Take no more than 4-5 capsules per day.)

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Christopher Rogers
Christopher Rogers

Horny goat 1 goat

Do I have to eat the entire goat?

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

Peter North pt. 2

L-Lysine - This works with Zinc to increase the quantity of semen. Take one capsule (500mg) daily, and another a few hours before sexual activity. If you, like me, suck at swallowing pills, be careful. I've almost choked on these ****ers a few times because they're bulky. Also, don't down them with Coke, you'll regret it if the tablet decides to clog up your respiratory system and send the contents of your mouth flying at your monitor and/or keyboard. (Take no more than two tablets per day.)

Zinc - This has two purposes. Firstly, it'll work with L-Lysine to increase the quantity of semen, like I said before. Secondly, and this is the best part, it'll make your semen thick and Elmer's Glue white. As a bonus, it will also ensure good prostate health. Take one tablet daily, and another a few hours before sexual activity. Or simply take the two at once. (Take no more than 50mg per day. This is very important. Taking more on a daily basis will render your body unable to absorb certain vital nutrients in regular food.) These are all harmless supplements to a regular diet, and chances are that especially the Zinc will do you good, as most people's diets nowadays don't include enough Zinc. All can be picked up at your local vegan health nut outlet. See, L-Arginine in particular is found in meat, and our meatless friends need it powdered and gelatine-coated so they don't shrivel up and die. A regular drugstore might also have it.

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James Gray
James Gray

Not that guy but more info on zinz;

it competes with the same absorption receptors as calcium, and will win every time. try to take it at a separate time to when you consume calcium
take magnesium and vit b6 with zinz to aid absorption and also increase test levels (if your diet is already perfect it wont make much difference)

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Christian Foster
Christian Foster

Something I've wondered for a while but never got around to trying, would excessive masturbation, say 4+ lengthy edging sessions per day for a month or more cause an adaptive response in the prostate/seminal vesicles/cowper's glands?
That is, if you started ejaculating far more frequently than what you were comfortable with, and then abstained for a week or so, would your rate of production and capacity have increased enough to meet the demand, and resulted in a noticeable difference in volume? Assume sufficient nutrition and hydration.
If there's any porn addicts who have experience in this field, please give me your friction-burned teste-monials

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Dominic Bailey
Dominic Bailey

kegels. Does some user have the post with the exercises listed?

Leo Butler
Leo Butler

That’s a LOT of shit to take to make more cum... kek

Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

/thread
Just don't come the first time you get close.

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

I love mde and this sketch but there is nothing ballsy screaming at middle aged women, it's good because of how blatant the social taboo is. The dad's one is shit because you can see they actually are more intimidated in letting loose on the old guys, charls looks embarrassed throughout and Nick actually looks like he's having a fight or flight response

Colton Anderson
Colton Anderson

This in combination with other things, there's no point edging without drinking lots of water if you want big cums

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

Just eat steak and eggs constantly

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

That video was the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen in this board. The equivalent to modern art. Don't post here every again.

Anthony Barnes
Anthony Barnes

holy fuck get a load of this absolute plebian

Bentley Gonzalez
Bentley Gonzalez

Stay hydrated, drink plenty of pineapple juice and eat a lot of celery. Edging helps too especially if you're planning on fucking any time soon

James Thompson
James Thompson

Unironically do nofap

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James Clark
James Clark

coom

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

I see you only know half of the truth but this is what makes it great, you see
He once said
"I want to make funny shit that stands the test of time"
He has already achieved that. He is jow producing his own. Go to gumroad dot smth/samhyde or hydewars and buy access
Do it, faggot
The television shows are not going to pay for this type of content so you need to do it yourself you see

Michael White
Michael White

Go back to juicing and your Chick-fil-A Sam, no paypigs here

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

Finally someone willing to post real info

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

tfw you're slowly become the man who would never be what they made him to be

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Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

Drink more water

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

drink water + don't be fat + have high test + get enough zinc + edge a lot without cumming for several days in a row = lots of cum

I remember reading a study about sperm counts done in the 80s (I think) where the median amount of cum during ejaculation was 3mL with 1.8mL SD. I used to be self-conscious about my cummies until I realized I could easily cum 10mL+ (something like 99.9th percentile given those median/SD values) and shoot loads 2-3 meters away like it's nothing. The only problem is that the cum gets a bit watery as volume goes up.

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Luke Brown
Luke Brown

Tfw don't need any jabroni supplements for massive loads

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Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

sunflower lecithin

Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

I tried many of them and never really had much luck. Already rolling around 8-9 ml so maybe I’m just topped out already

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

Why hasn't anyone posted this yet?

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Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

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Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

I've had bad experiences with zinc tablets

Without changing my diet, whenever I took a 50mg tablet about an hour later I would straight up puke it out
I don't get sick usually, but only when I tried taking the tablets I puked them back up and I saw that the puke was small and mostly white (the color of the tablet)

Am I doing something wrong or is it just an overdose of zinc?

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

Never heard of this before and not a doc. But sounds like an overdose

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

did you eat it on an empty stomach? You are supposed to eat it on a full one.

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

Take it on a full stomach or break up the tablet and take half of it at separate times.

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

Both of these. Gf and I will have sex and I’ll basically edge while she gets off and then the finale is she does whatever I want and it’s always a big finish. I don’t get that with porn.

Jackson Gonzalez
Jackson Gonzalez

Here is the definitive guide. (tl;dr at bottom post of image)

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