You enter your home, and this women is in your chair. What do you do?

You enter your home, and this women is in your chair. What do you do?

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i call the fucking cops

I call the coast guard

I politely request she put a shirt on.

She is a really nice girl she just has trouble controlling her eating. Maybe you can help her?

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She looks like she ate a child

Call Greenpeace to try and refloat her at high tide

>chubby as fuck
I'd fuck the shit out her.

How? Describe it to us beginning with insertion.

I call the royal marines.

>Dankii
good tier but I'd still pick Beccabae or Roxxie if I had my choice

I'm not as keen on Roxie but Beccabae is one of my favorites. That being said roxie is cute.

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remove my chair from within her crevices and make her a bowl of eggwhites.

Why eggwhites? Are you gonna help her shed some of that blubber?

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hello, enjoy your stay, it is forever.

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this girl got like 7 tiddez

>441
>441x
neat.

She eats lots of bread and cheese.

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got anymore dankii pics op?

Surething user, oregano spaghetti o

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Opps. oregeno

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thx much lovee

One would question why even bothers putting on makeup

>be me
>beta fag
>haven't had sex in like 3 years
>come home one night and this thick bitch is sitting in my chair
>get rock hard
>take all my clothes off
>she asks what I'm doing
>we'regonnafuck.mp4
>mfw

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shoot the blob for trespassing

Np buddy, i hope you get an overfed gf

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You have to make her some supper first.

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There's a really cute face hiding under all that blubber.

Kinda literally looks like she swallowed a kid there

im actually gay but for some reason really like really fat women with nice faces (only with nice faces)

would you prefer her without it?

do nudes exist or is there just no point?

Ugly fat women are the same as ugly women. But hot fat women are true gems. Its not fair, but here it is.

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There must be a few kicking around.

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>find out the thick bitch is hungry
>mfw all I have to do to get her to fuck is cook some food for the bitch
>mfw I can finally nut in a bitch after 3 fucking years
>mfw I make an actually nice dinner for her
>mfw she's kinda hot when she eats
>mfw

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looks like she ate a full grown man

yeah, no point to these

She is bulking.

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you think both of those cups are hers? i bet they are.
yep no point at all

Life is suffering. oregeno

Close but no cigar bud.

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>Life is suffering. oregeno
what about my post inspired this comment, botevader?

well if you just want to see her nips then here

don't think there's any pussy or hardcore stuff of her

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unironically would do this if she were white

Imagine the smell tho guys

She ether smells like marshmallows and chocolate, or poo poo and fish.

honestly i was wondering are there nudes or are they not the nude kinda models and also yes i was making a
>lol no nudity in a nude photo, she includes her own censorship
-tier post. thank you for your (You), you may have it back now.

>Hate fat people IRL
>Fap to some BBW thread in /gif/ mostly to the ones with fat girls being anally fucked
What is going on? My dick is considering finding some obese girl to fuck, but my brain tells me to avoid that kind of people. HELP

I'm guessing the latter lol

>My dick is
>but my brain
for problems like this, alcohol is the answer.

>You enter your home, and this women is in your chair. What do you do?

"Hey, babe, I'm home. *kiss*"

Oi Mum, who's this?
...
Also she's broken our ancestor's rocking chair.

Call captain Ahab

I politely ask her to suffocate me with her rear.

You may be right, but I still feel like I shouldn't fuck a fatty

make that post again after you forget how many shots you took, i dare you

I want to fuck this greedy porker so god damn bad.

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>2072 AD: memeballs acquire sentience

>beta
>has had sex

There are gradients of beta. Like that guy might be fairly beta, where as I suspect you are absolutely autist levels of beta.

Her face looks nice
I feel like she could be really cute if she lost all that weight

betas don't have sex

eh, she has no ass

OMG IF SHES CUTE SHES CUTE

s-she might be hiding it

her face is cute
the rest of the body, no
so she's like 50% cute

only fuck her face then?

Heh I guess

I feel like she could be really cute as she already is.

her face is cute
the rest of the body also

If she's cute, she's cute, I guess.

I politely ask her to suffocate me with her rear in a loving committed long-term relationship.

here's one with a lucky guy

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i feel like there was a good story about this but i cant remember it

She can suck my dick, but that's it. Then I'm kicking her out.

I quickly get some support beams for my chair and call a professional cleaner. I like that thing and this whale would break it.