Enhancing Ability to Get Laid/Get Blowjobs

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

Topic. I'll get right to it. Jow Forums related because a lot of the things that improve your dateability are health and fitness related.

Here's what I'm doing so far to increase my chances:
vasectomy (no kids=more $$$, time, energy, etc etc)
no fap
no porn
no video games
any empty time is filled by default with reading
physical looksMAXXing in general (skin, hair, body (gym), face, etc.)
improving social skills, practical skills (e.g. cooking) and such
having a goal diary and actually ACHIEVING those goals
no drugs/alcohol

Anything else I'm missing? One big obstacle I'll admit I'm running into is the whole money thing. I don't need a lot - just like $50k/yr should be sufficient for me to get pussy/a gf - but I'm having a really hard time picking a career path since I'm sort of dumb and so much is being automated.

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Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

don't cut your tubes bro
that is a nightmare

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

vasectomy
lmfao what a cuck

Robert Baker
Robert Baker

I'm having a really hard time picking a career path since I'm sort of dumb

Then why the fuck would anyone listen to you

Leo Price
Leo Price

putting all this effort into a fucking HOLE
actually will never make it
have fun dying alone with no kids, im sure those few times you got laid by a desperate skank will be worth it

Caleb Hill
Caleb Hill

You’re right about a lot of this shit, actually all except the vasectomy. Your logic in it makes sense but you can do the same shit without it. Don’t. Here’s what you do in regards to that:
Practice safe sex unless you know she’s clean and on BC.

In regards to what I’d add it’s to learn game but that’s pretty much included in social skills. If you are in shape (sub 15% bf, with a decent muscle bass), have a decent paying job ($50k, and that’s a lot compared to most peers if you’re under 25 years old), hygiene (I’m consideirng this looksmaxxing), and can socialize decently well getting blowjobs is easy. You can start with chubby girls off tinder to get the game down and work your way up to hotter bitches until you don’t even need tinder and can pull a bitch at work or in your social circle.

Remember, only bitches who can’t offer anything don’t enjoy giving head. If she sucks dick she either cooks, cleans, can pay for things for you, or fucks really well.

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

improving social skills
But how

Juan Brooks
Juan Brooks

I wish you fag incels could have sex just to see how ridiculous you sound to people who’ve had sex before. Yeah having sex is nice and all but it’s nothing to devour your entire life to

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

Dude meaningless sex is not the path to happiness, and I dont say that as a cope, its objectively true. I assume you're really young (no one with life experience thinks banging club trash is a worthy life goal) so dont get a vasectomy, that's retarded. Focus on improving yourself mentally and emotionally, become a more intelligent, mature, dignified person. You may think sex is cool and all, but 10 years from now you're gonna be severely depressed when all your friends have families, awesome careers, and actual futures while the highlight of your life is getting a weak blowjob a few times a week. Dont play stupid games, you'll win stupid prizes.

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

Any time is filled with reading. Yeah nah, fill your time with socializing and then you'll actually meet girls. Saying this as an English major-- it's useful, it's great to learn a lot from books and essays, but that shouldn't be your default mode in case it becomes an isolating comfort zone.
Also for what it's worth get off Jow Forums.

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

This. Ending your bloodline just to get enough cash to get your dick sucked

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

OP is obviously retarded for even considering a vasectomy for no reason, but this lifestyle isn't as bad as you make it sound if you have good company.

If everyone you know makes a family, yeah, it will get lonely, but otherwise a mans desire for pussy is insatiable.

Landon Price
Landon Price

Spbp

Parker Cooper
Parker Cooper

This

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

I've said it once, I'll say it again: the most consistent way to get sex for the rest of your life is to marry someone who cares about you and is attracted to you, and who you care about and are attracted to. If you are worried about getting raped in divorce court, just make sure you don't marry an evil bitch because your dick told you to. If you want additional assurance, marry someone with a job.

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

vasectomy (no kids=more $$$, time, energy, etc etc)
Not making you more dateable. Not giving you more energy or time unless we're talking about not having kids but if you are having kids you're getting laid so QED.
no fap
no porn
no video games
This is a fine step to free up time and focus but is not inherently a plus

any empty time is filled by default with reading
This is a real normie mentality. "If I read then I'll be interesting!!" "Oh wow I met this guy he reads so much he's so cool!" WHAT you're reading and HOW you read something matters dramatically more than the mere amount of time spent reading. AND even if you do read interesting shit you can still be boring as fuck because most dating situations are not lengthy discussions of philosophy. Quite honestly simply having a page worth of interesting, funny news headlines and facts will make you far more attractive than having digested tomes of boring shit. Read if you want, good books can be very provocative but realize it's not that helpful when dating.

physical looksMAXXing in general (skin, hair, body (gym), face, etc.)
Good
improving social skills, practical skills (e.g. cooking) and such
How re: social skills?
having a goal diary and actually ACHIEVING those goals
You're getting fixated on objects. You're reaching goals is separate from any goal diary
no drugs/alcohol
Good, but honestly alcohol is excellent in furthering dating situations. I'm not talking about actually getting drunk, but rather getting the other person drinking and loosened up helps facilitatong conversation.

Angel Bailey
Angel Bailey

Marrying and settling for life is like accepting death. I might have to do it eventually, but I don't want to. It's just sad.

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

death is equal to not getting to fuck a variety of sexy girls
hey i love qts as much as the next guy but get a grip man, there's so much more that life has to offer

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

Holy shit stop trying to take a higher than human stance. He’s a young dude, he should be out fucking sluts. Not aging until he’s some faggy boomer who regrets being a sexless beta cuck. Just because the nigga wants to answer his biological desires and needs doesn’t mean it’s what he thinks the meaning of life is. Just stop it with this trying to sound alpha, no one buys it. You don’t come off as the man with control over his sexual urges that you’re trying to sound like. The kid should date and fuck and learn like he’s supposed. He can have his priorities and bigger goals in place beyond that. Just take your marriage cope scam and shove it. You’re an incredible faggot and I hope if you ever get married you realize how stupid you’re being right now.

Blake Young
Blake Young

there's so much more that life has to offer
It's not like I don't understand the benefits of being in a trusting relationship, but there's something about it that feels like a cloudy and cold sunday afternoon. I don't want this. I'm 25, I still have time to live and grow.

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

thats all great stuff but getting laid isnt even hard, has no great value and shouldnt be a life goal like that.

Josiah Gomez
Josiah Gomez

you need to be having as many kids as possible cuck.

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

Sounds like you're completely ignoring the most important thing - personality.

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

literally nothing here except no porn is actually productive advice

vasectomy, no fap, no vidya, no drugs/alcohol and reading are complete bullshit and won't help you at all.

Doing things you enjoy and focusing on your appearance and body are obviously good, but really only in that they improve your confidence. It's also very vague and obvious advice.

Camden Phillips
Camden Phillips

When you put pussy on this high of a pedestal you are bound to fail.

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

a prime example of social conditioning

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

physical looksMAXXing in general (skin, hair, body (gym), face, etc.)
improving social skills, practical skills (e.g. cooking) and such
having a goal diary and actually ACHIEVING those goals
these are good, discard all that other retarded shit

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

BC
Why fuck up their hormones either make babies or don't ejaculate into her wtf

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

Vasectomy
Ah, the surgical jew

Brody Jones
Brody Jones

thinking you need to do all this to stick your cock in a female
christ almighty, why do people treat sex as if its some kind of ritual and you must do x before you get y. If you spent more time even smiling at a woman at the bar or if your too autistic to do that atleast look somewhere in her direction your chances are much greater then sitting in your room trying not to snatch your dick while glueing your toungue to your mouth.

James Martin
James Martin

what you're reading and how you read something matters dramatically more
literally this, read practical shit that actually improves your life, reading fucking twilight for the 5th time versus reading a practical book on learning a language/skill/craft/instrument, pick one. There's also loads of philosophy, history science etc that you could consume.
Reading for women in the first place is fucking retarded, but atleast if you know a few languages, are handy around the house and can bust out a tune giving the oppertunity you are far more interesting than some cuck reading game of thrones or some other text based time sink, as if swapping videogames/porn for a useless fiction book is any better.

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

vasectomy

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Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

hi

Jace Cook
Jace Cook

New girl who is EXACTLY my type starts work
I mean at least 8/10
We all work on the same floor just different teams
She is on the team next to me

Lads..

How would i go about showing interest? I can’t let this slip away even If I’m shot down instantly, she is just too good not to give it a go at least

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Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

Don't shit where you eat.

Eli Sullivan
Eli Sullivan

since your on different teams make really childish highschool tier banter, kinda like you would with your qt lab partner.

David Baker
David Baker

thinly veiled vasectomy thread

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