Self discipline

Procrastination is a NEET's worse enemy so how do you get stuff done with no Goldberg overlord to 'motivate' you?
>1 death in game = 10 push ups
>3 deaths in game = complete a task on to do list

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I'd like to form a community wherein we motivate and police each other, that way we don't need a goldberg and it's basically just a matter of shaming

also, god mode, just don't play video games

I need something to break up boring tasks, and the entire point of NEETdom is to have a comfy fun time

>I need something to break up boring tasks
find actual productive/healthy/beneficial hobbies, video games are for children

>hobby x is for children while hobby y makes me a big adult
Brainlet tier worldview.

>>hobby x is for children while hobby y makes me a big adult
>Brainlet tier worldview.
I don't care about your opinion or understanding of the situation, or your value judgments or shaming tactics. I'm telling you objectively video games are designed for children, marketed to children, to be consumed by children

you are engaging in a worthless time-waster task that was originally designed for children

I don't care if you call me pretentious or immature or coping or whatever else

Now thats original autism.

that's just not true though, dozens of video games are created specifically for an adult audience and feature mature content

get a load of this faggot there are grown men with knowledge or skills you can only dream of developing that also like videogames from time to time, gtfo with your meme tier advice.
are you going to suggest me to start building wood ships? clueless idiot
Goldberg is actually respectable and 10x better than the pompous faggot up there

Also anyone posting on r9k in their free time cannot call anyone else out for being infantile or wasting time

>trying to act as an adult and defining it instead of being one

>all the asspained replies to this post
video games are for children period. Violent video games with mature ratings are just for edgy teenagers. This shit is common fucking sense.

Name a single guy working in finance or a doctor or well-paid lawyer who go home from work and smoke a blunt and play vidya, it just doesn't happen. It's literally for children. NEETs do it because they are in perpetual adolescence. Look at the gay ass replies to this post. People here can't handle the truth lmaoo

pathetic shitheads.

I have lawyers and doctors as neighbors and some of them have played with me, obviously they dont do it all the time but they do enjoy it.
gtfo with your boomer tier bs

>Also anyone posting on r9k in their free time cannot call anyone else out for being infantile or wasting time
yeah man because making a couple of posts is totally the same as wasting your life for hours on end getting little squirts of dopamine by playing minimum wage job simulators

>I have lawyers and doctors as neighbors and some of them have played with me, obviously they dont do it all the time but they do enjoy it.
>hurr they have played video agmes therefore it's the same
nah these guys are playing like 30 minutes once a month and only because your autistic ass had nothing else to entertain them with like a functional member of society probably

>make a shit post
>people laugh at you
>"ebin btfod"

this must be bait. Are you a kid or just totally socially isolated? I went to a top university and literally half the lawyers/doctors/engineers I now know do exactly that. You're so wrong it's comical

>name people doing it
>yeah nah those dont count lmao

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This, he thinks he got it all figured out at 17 and he's going to cry when his future coworkers turn out to be so called gamers.

>samefagging this hard and shitposting for (you)s

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I didn't say name people doing it you dense cunt, jesus you must have an IQ of like 85, probably a fucking nigger lmao
I hate how many minorities post here now, this board has truly gone to shit since phone posters exceeded 50% of the users. If you aren't white you don't belong on Jow Forums

I work in finance and everyone I know is on various stimulants and they smoke rarely if ever, and simply don't play games. They all own a Switch and used it for about an hour after they got it and that was it. When we hang out we talk shop or politics, we don't sit around like children playing video games. IDK how you faggots in your 20's and even 30's can justify this shit to yourselves. Watching you all rationalize it is truly pathetic. Last post from me.

Enjoy your children's games.

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>name a single guy going home playing video games
>"i didnt ask to name anyone lmao"

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>pic related

Life has no purpose, why dont you kill yourself then?

You do realise most people in their 20's and 30's smoke weed, play games, AND have mature discussions about politics, sports and science right? They aren't mutually exclusive. You're coming across as mentally ill

>Look at me im so mature wasting time discussing shit I barely understand vidya are for children!
>Got my replies and im going to run out of lies cya
cocksucker
You are not me fag

Fucking child lmao
Because im not a nigger
No point in wasting time in kindergarten
All of them middle class losers playing some shit games without a family or a future lmao who the fuck cares what manchildren do

So being a chartered accountant with a car, girlfriend, house and dog is having no future and being a manchild just on the basis of said person enjoying a few hours of pot and videogames in their downtime? You're deranged, retarded and probably an insufferable person to spend time with

I can see the self hate from miles away, get some help, cocksucker.

>Because im not a nigger

You didnt my question

>chartered accountant
lmao enjoy accounts payable you dumb faggot, surely video games will fill the void left by your lack of a wife and children and even meaningful hobbies

sounds like someone with emotional control problems. Just smoke weed and play a game brah

How pathetic to toleplay and imagine fake people to defend games and children toys
The sooner you grow up the better. It hurts at first but youll thank me

I have meaningful hobbies you fucktard why do you assume that me saying I play games means I do nothing else with my time? I play tennis, do DIY, rock climbing, play with my 808 etc. Have you ever actually smoked a bowl and played RDR2? It's a great experience, sad that you are denying yourself it in a vain attempt to convince yourself you are so much better and smarter than us all. It's plain to see you are drowning in self hatred and insecurity you dumb fag

I don't enjoy children's activities, funny how you liken that to "denying yourself"--sounds like what junkies and addicts tell themselves

I dont give a fuck I like doing other things too whats wrong with vidya? I can imagine laughing at an insufferable faggot whose interests are discussing politics and cars, while im biking and swimming.

You radiate insecurity. Don't think people can't pick up on it.

Funny to see you fuming after being told the truth. I guess its ringing somewhere in your head and making you uncomfortable. I suggest you reflect on it and work on growing up, will make your tantrums go away

funny to a teenager with latent schizophrenia maybe

i tried thi s but instead i just got realy good at videogames

Based. Thanks for chiming in and patrolling these filthy niggers.

you're the one who is fuming, I'm laughing at your idiocy. Only a teenager would think whether you play video games or not is a mark of maturity.

> Only a teenager would think whether you play video games or not is a mark of maturity.
Do you really believe that it isn't? REALLY?

Do you also believe a reasonable, rational adult can suck his thumb? Suck on a pacifier? Piss the bed? Not know how to drive a car, or shake hands and make small talk, or pass a basic job interview? Be afraid to speak in public to the point that his life is affected by it?

>b-b-ut those aren't the same!

Why are you so tightly grasping onto the activity that wastes your time, makes you this unhappy and invokes such responses. Sound like a drug addict. The second someone mentioned video games as being bad everyone itt went into a frenzy. Lile a druggie about to lose his shot. Dont worry shitter nobody is taking away your Marios and Nintendos. Play if you want and fuck your brain, but dont whine every day that you cant accomplish shit in your life.

Eventually youll want to thank me for telling you this and i know you can improve. The question is how much more time will you waste and how stupid you will feel for it. Trying to actually help people here and God as my wtness the response shows you need help.

you're fucking stupid productive man you dont realize I lose nothing wasting time here and you waste your valuable limited time trying to talk sense to people that wont listen to you and dont give a fuck about you, after all im still in your shitty thread for the (you's)
I wish I knew who you were to curb stomp you
He's not angry at all lmao
Go back to getting diddled at your churchs group, nobody gives a fuck they told you to slave

what the fuck are you ranting about lmao. I have a balanced lifestyle involving work, seeing friends, sports, reading etc. I spend 1-3 hours every couple of days playing fulfilling, interesting video games like red dead and GTA because it's relaxing and immersive, the same as watching a TV series or a movie. You're sick

Anytime. Cant believe i feel this way but i actually want to help these people. Such a weird coincidence that every single loser whining always plays games so much that they end up just staring at the start screen for hours without moving just drooling. Fuck how many people are trapped. I dont even hate druggies its the people who sell and push this shit to them. What a fucking lunacy when there are people who waste thousands of hours on shit that gives zero results. You know what you can learn in that time? Any language. Meet people. Travel the world. Learn the guitar or any skill thats meaningful. Fuck just read a book.

you can do both just not your fairy tales faggot
how about that lil' bitch?

>Learning the guitar is meaningful
lol, let people do what they want with their time. Who hurt you, sad little man

You only think playing a guitar is more meaningful because it is more socially acceptable. In the end, you are a slave to peer pressure and wanting to put up an appearance.
Yes, videogames are silly, but so is everything you do in the modern world. It's all distractions to keep you from realizing how dissatisfied you are.
Now videogames actually can have an element of competition, which is play fighting, which is a natural way of learning many useful things.

Lol, this. They are addicted to the productivity simulation. They get little squirts of dopamine and they can't stop. It's a lot like the way that Internet porn affects your sexual psyche. There's a literal physiological process involved. They are addicts, plain and simple.

They'll even deny it until the very end. Oh well, Most of them can't be helped.

Awww, where did the black man hurt you?
Pasty bitch.

You get the same squirts of dopamine right now, putting people down, fooling yourself into thinking you are rising in the social hierarchy.

One thing I've learned from celebrity scandals is that you don't need to eliminate bad habits to succeed.
You just need to develop good ones. The bad ones can either be integrated into the lifestyle or thrown away on a whim.

this is very good advice and something the screeching aspergers idiots in this thread should listen to

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