>see a kid fall over and start crying
>dont care
Psychopath general
>at bus stop
>someone asks me for the time
>stab them
HOOHOOOHOOO
im a psycho because i care to much
humanity cant be trusted to be nice to each other
they must be wiped out
>see kid fall over and start crying
> pick her up and massage her little body gently till she feels better
who here /nice/?
>see an empty plastic bottle on the ground
>put it in garbage can and not recycling
Not a psycho but it would be cool to partake in political violence. I don't care if I'm on the right or left side.
>see a kid fall over and start crying
>laugh so hard the parents hear me
>see an empty plastic bottle on the ground
>dont care
>laugh so hard a kid falls over and starts crying
>the parents hear me
>i care to much
>they must be wiped out
>stab them
HOOHOOOHOOO
You need to be locked up and the key thrown into the Mariana trench
Sometimes at my job when i take out the trash i throw bottles into the grocery store parking lot adjacent to the building.
>dad dies
>me no care
help
I don't tip the Amazon grocery guy who delivers my junk food every couple weeks.
>Restaurant worker gives me my food
>Don't say "Thank you."
I'm going off the deep end, lads.
im nice but im scary looking. i get into situations where people think im a creep and i have to be smiley and really agreeable just so they can be less on edge.
>lady asks me for change
>tell her I don't have any
>do
somebody stop me!
an old lady fell on her face where i work
and i got agitated because my customers were too distracted to order
This. Usually, I'll go between the thighs and caress the bottom for a bit :-)
>>lady asks me for change
>>tell her I don't have any
>>do
>>Restaurant worker gives me my food
>>Don't say "Thank you."
You're giving me great transgressive ideas which I will put into action.
>>Sometimes at my job when i take out the trash i throw bottles into the grocery store parking lot adjacent to the building.
You can get into trouble for that. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>guy says he that he likes me
>tell him to fuck off
you'll never steal my purity, dirty men
>pass smokers on the building entrance
>cough on their direction
>clerk thinks he's the smoothest conman
>I actually need what I was going to buy anyway
>Tell him "thank you, m'am" and never come back
>an old lady fell on her face where i work
>i help her up and ask if everything is OK
>ambulance arrives, she's being helped
>feel relief
>i never actually cared, i just didn't want to cause a scene for not helping
>see her again
>she thanks me for helping her
>"whenever i see someone in trouble i can't not help" outside
>"hahahaha!" inside
>realize this never happened
>i'm making this whole thing up and would actually care
>feel bad about just thinking about it
>no old ladies to help up
>feel bad for not being able to redeem myself
>guess i'll go say nice things to strangers now
this one is really immature but one time at a family get together at my cousins house i pissed all over the walls in the bathroom and one of the kids got blamed for it. he cried really hard too when his parents were yelling at him.
>Thinks it's cool to hurt people
Ok nigger
That's genuinely hilarious. Reminds me of this one time when I clogged the toilet with a huge turd log, then my brother went to go use the bathroom and our dad yelled at him for clogging the toilet.