Shitty english words

Post words that should NOT be spelled the way they are.
Wednesday

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merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Xray
en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/x-ray
dictionary.com/browse/x-ray
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THATS LIKE EVERY WORD IN ENGLISH

color

any word with the letter x.

Try too spel inglish literalee.

Schopenhauer

x-ray

It wuud bi spelld laik this nat laik dat

x ray isnt a word retard.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_orthography

God damnit

english rules are fucking retarded

Nou, as yu see yu ar nowt yusing standerdiezed silibils, yu nerd.

Beautiful

faux

Their weird

ai am yusing de latin alfabet pronownciacion of da leturs

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"De" wuld be "the" regardles becus ov the "th" sownd, unles yu ar a niger.

yu ar ritarded, ai am rait yu ar rawng

>merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Xray
>en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/x-ray
>dictionary.com/browse/x-ray
What's a good source for English words? I couldn't find a dictionary that excluded x-ray.

There are 18 different ways Plus exceptions to pronounce the letter "a" in English language.

Admittedly, we may have similar issues as well, although in different parts of our language.

How difficult is english to an outsider, binlan?

That's what happens when your language is built on pillaged words from dozens of languages.

it called the great vowel shift or something like that, english was standardised to pronunciations that are no longer used and have changed

wednesday is a pretty word
exceptions are what make a language beautiful
suck my dick

it has a silent D
like what your mum gets

I have never spelled beautiful wrong in my life

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Pronunciation is absolutely the hardest bit.

You, as a native English speaker, you can usually tell what written spurdo english says, right? Spurdo english comes from so called "rally english" our racing car pilots speak during interviews. As they are great drivers, the most of them have been inversely bad in English to a point it really became a big joke up here. That created the spurdo english even Jow Forums occasionally uses.

tl;dr, pronunciation is the hard part. The rest of it is just studies and practice.

It's a trick that's useful to know

I think finnglish is kinda cute sounding, just like engrish, except more humorous. But yes, our pronunciations are all over the place, largely because of loan words and the vowel shift, like what said.

Yes, and for those people (like me) who can't think in English when they speak and write English it's double hard.

language is weird, when i speak spanish i don't think in spanish but my brain like transfers my english thoughts into spanish words

refrigerator

Have you literally never learned of the IPA?

ENGLISH ONLY LANGUAGE

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