Have you femanons ever thought "My life would be so much better if I were prettier"?

Use reverse image search you stupid nigger

Yes, but purely because I wouldn't have worried about my looks so much in the past. Not worrying about my looks could've given me more time to focus on important things.

Yeah I would smash that chick

>am fatfuck
>if magically gifted a pretty body I'd just trash it
My life would be better if I wasn't retarded, lazy, and spiteful- these inner uglinesses bleed through.

But even being a hag my life's pretty good, a western 6/10 vaguely above average and a global 9/10 kickass when veiwed in a relative scope.

>304
That's real fucking big.
That's three normal girls.
You're gonna die soon from that.
Doesn't it hurt?

>Doesn't it hurt?
Only the inner thigh cheddar when I can't scratch it to satisfaction.

>>mfw 5'4 and 304lbs

How?

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>can't reach parts of her own thigh
Jeeeeee-sus.
At least you can always make money by joining a circus.

>>mfw 5'4 and 304lbs

When I see people like this, I always wonder how the journey from like 180 to 300 went.

Like did you just recognize at some point, "fuck I'm fat" but just kept going anyways?

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My god, why are americans like this.
Its disgusting.

what a fucking chunderbus

Yes, I think everyone has thought that at some point in there life though. I'm probably about a 4/10 and while I wish I was pretty I know I never will be. Everytime I try, I fail. Being pretty or better is just something I do not have the will power or motivation to do.

>Only the inner thigh cheddar when I can't scratch it to satisfaction.

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What I wanna know is where these hamgalaxies get the fucking courage to hit on normal people.
Just recently I had this 300+ pound behemoth hit on me, a fucking 2-3/10 on a good day with the confidence of a 9/10............
Where were the bullies when she grew up? Where were the Chad's that should've made her realize her place in the food (kek) chain?
How do these absolute units grow up with, not only NOT feeling shame, but feeling empowered to go after people who are way out of their league?

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Yes I think that every single day. I'm here because I'm ugly and no one wants me. I imagine if I was good looking I'd have a family by now.

These landwhales have been raised by Tumblr on concepts such as "body shaming" and "fat positive" and "beautiful at any size" to enable them to be lardasses and believe they are entitled to everything they want in life.

In a just world we would harvest them for their blubber to fuel lamps and make soap.

I overeat and binge eat without purging. I also don't leave the house so I get zero exercise.

It's hurts immensely physically and emotionally.

This will sound like bullshit but it feels like it happened overnight. The last couple of years are kind of a haze for me. I feel like I only recently became self aware within the last year or so. Prior to that, yes, I knew I was morbidly obese but I didn't care because I wanted to die anyway. So I just kept eating.

sometimes, but that brings its own set of problems that i doubt i would want to deal with

holy shit ALL the time. every day. it wouldn't fix all of my problems, but man, life would be so much easier. i wouldn't be broke and alone.

okay but

have you considered re-visting the dying part?

i hope you don't start purging user.
are you gonna lose the weight?

I never realized it got this bad... I knew 5's and higher had an inflated self worth but roasties are outta control.
I pray to God she noticed my (pic related) face as I turned her down, God damned humpbacks need to get a dose of reality.

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Yeh but knowing that people will treat you extra nice only because of how you look like sucks as much as being uggo. So if you wish that you should also wish you were dumb enough to not care about that fact.

>people will treat you extra nice only because of how you look like sucks as much as being uggo.
What's wrong with that? explain please.

5'6 130 lbs.
Yes all the time, I developed an ED and it fucked up my life.(I would go 4 days without eating a week) I don't think I'm pretty but I'm feel like I'm an average. I abused painkillers and slept my life away. My sister wants to be a model and has a happy relationship. Meanwhile I'm self-loathing depressive bitch with no friends. Trying to stay happy and keep my head up for the people around me.

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>Yes all the time, I developed an ED and it fucked up my life

You developed Erectile Dysfunction as a female?
Can.... can I see it?

what was your lw? mine was 47-48kg and i'm 5'5.

>What's wrong with that? explain please.
This. Being treated nicely for looking good sounds like a dream. Quads user knows. Also checking.

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Tfw a 5'11 123lb male, at least your eating disorder didn't bring you to this level

Dude, best thing you can do is just cut out all the unhealthy shit and start eating healthier, like if you want soda, drink water or go make tea instead, substitute the meat for fruits and the vegetal, go on walks regularly and that alone you'll be able to lose a decent amount of weight, once you lose that you can decide wether or not you wanna exercise more etc etc

If you're pretty and one day your face gets acid thrown at, people will only pity you while turning their backs at you for becoming a horrid monster. Same thing happens when you get old but it's a slower process. If you embrace your ugliness you won't experience the loss of your beauty, you'll know that if you're ugly and someone likes you it's because of who you are.
Unless you are ugly on the inside too.

>it's because of who you are
Or they're desperate and went easymodo.

I can only attract ugly guys :(

Are you fat? This could be your problem femanon

I'm not that fat but I can only get robot types

I'll be your e-bf as long as you aren't a gypsy

>not that fat
So fat then
There's your problem

I was talking about people in general. If you're not a retard you'll know which person has good intentions and which hasn't

>Femanon unseen complains about attracting robot males
>"I'll be your e-bf!"
I hope you fucking cut your nuts off from shame after this.

Spotted a fat woman

Spotted a bitter virgin

You know it's bad when I can picture the amount of cellulite on you just by reading a single sentence from you

Does it make you hard?

Nope, raging manwhore here.

Yes very much so, just like I know it makes your Vulva throb when I call you fat

I am not ugly, I used to be quite cute. I'm British Ginger and I spent alot of my time obsessed with the way I look. I was chubby, but cute chubby. I gained over 20kg in the last year. It's really depressing cause I know I'm hotter than all these rat looking skinny hoes but I'm fat so I am less attractive than them all.
I go to gym now so finna finesse of these hoes.

You're not going to "finesse" anything when you speak like a knacker you freak

Fatties are not hotter than anything
Report back when you are a rat skinny hoe

What do you Iook Iike? UwU

Women should be seen not heard, so it doesnt matter how I talk.

What's the male version of a rat skinny hoe?
Good thing it's not hard to see you when, well.. there's just so much of you.

How fat is too fat for you? Would it turn you on to spank a fat girl?

I meant facially, not just women who are thin. Rat face.
Also yeah feels bad, that's what being a lazy neet with too much money to spend on uber eats did.
Now I have college and can't hikiki anymore.

Well, if instead of mocking you I just start laughing then you're too fat and I won't bother with you.
I am definitely speaking to a knacker I didn't even know you guys could use the internet!? What community college did you get accepted into?

>I won't bother with you.
Are you saying that if I was bent over in front of you and waiting, that you would laugh and walk away if you thought I was too fat?

This, well said m8.

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I'm not sure how I feel about fueling your erotic desire through text on r9k

>femanon defends me larping as a shallow woman
Kek holy shit I was trying to trigger you...

>>mfw 5'4 and 304lbs
a/s/l/marriage status, thanks in advance

Every time there is a lonely femanon you hope it's a cute girl with horrible self esteem, no confidence, some cute mental issues or whatever, just like in the animes.
But it's always some disgusting hamplanet who got in that position because she couldn't put the fucking fork down.

I miss the years where women were insecure about their bodies and needed a good man to tell them they are beautiful.

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Not to mention she's not even really in that position, her life is still 10x better than yours by merit of vagina

Sorry I dont know what a knacker is.

Not him but I'll tell you once you become my girlfriend

user, don't be such a square; it's anonymous here.

>Every time there is a lonely femanon you hope it's a disgusting hamplanet with horrible self esteem, no confidence, some cute mental issues or whatever,
Actually I hope for this. Just as long as she's not a massive slut.

Crystal cafe nigga.
>want some attention

This isnt /soc/ cunts.

Well then um.. the only thing that will be resembling a square is your urethra after I accidentally thrust into it

user this is terrible, you need to up your game if you want a skinny bitch.

Teach me how to get a skinny bitch then user

Obviously you practice with a fat girl, like me. Then you can leave and find a new, better girl when you have game.

Can you tell me how to get a fat girl to love forever instead?
I want to snuggle with someone who loves me for who I am all night, wake up to make them breakfast and eat them out, then snuggle some more tbqh.

Alright sounds like a plan, when I leave you(which I will because you're fat) no hard feelings right?

Yes, but you need to make sure not to rip on fat girls irl because they will tell the pretty ones (fat girls have pretty friends, not counting me). The pretty girls won't like you if they think you are a mean asshole to their fat friends. Fat women are very vindictive and will spread the word to the others.

That's easy, just find someone who looks like they have low self esteem and give them attention. Let them know you like them and as it grows keep the attention coming. Fat girls who don't try are extremely lonely and will fall for almost anyone who is interested. Don't bother with a dressed up fat girl, they have high standards. Also I'd say not to misinterpret a fat girl being shy and awkward for not liking you. She probably assumes everyone hates her, including you.

Can you tell your pretty friends about how impressive my cock is so that I have a chance with them? I'd like to move up asap

I'll need to see proof with timestamp. What if we fall in love and you become a fat fetishist after I break up with you?

I'll give you your proof after you give me your contact. I'm about to take my morning nap so we'll need to cut this short. Also
>implying I'd ever fall in love with a fat hambeast

>That's easy, just find someone who looks like they have low self esteem and give them attention. Let them know you like them and as it grows keep the attention coming. Fat girls who don't try are extremely lonely and will fall for almost anyone who is interested.
I did exactly that and got ghosted in the end as soon as she realized I really genuinely liked her.

Keep trying, user. It's cliche but you'll find the right one if you keep trying.

Great, when? I'm in my mid 40s now, I really don't think I have it in me to try again.

That's more difficult. I'm older, too, and it's hard to meet people after a certain age. I met someone in my mid 30s after giving up. Sifted through a lot of rejections before it happened. It sucks but eventually something will come along. Even if you have to lower your standards more and more (I did and it worked). Do you try to get with women your age or younger women?

>Even if you have to lower your standards more and more
My standards are "willing to talk to me once in a while and not cheat on me too much"

Opposite. I was used and forced to partake in a cp ring when very young, and now Im constantly sexually harassed. I feel if I was uglier, I wouldnt be sexualized as often. Im a mentally fucked up 9/10 now.

I shouldn't say this but it might help to shoot for someone who is mentally ill. It's a terrible thing to say but you can find clingy and desperate that way.

My life would be much better if I had been born a male

Great idea if you want them to leave you at the drop of a hat, just like they "fell in love" with you. Women all have the same type of "mental illness"

Thats not true 9/10 times.

Are you white? We can marr

You can become my gf once you're in shape. Discord?

Yep
>ugly face
>landwhale
>apple body type (rectangle when I was skinny)
>no idea how to fashion/makeup/hair
>mental issues so I can't bring myself to care about putting in the effort
I like to read misogynistic/redpill stuff about how women are only valuable for their looks and ugly women are worthless. Turns me on.

>I'm fat so I am less attractive than them all.
No you're not. Also, why the hell are you talking so weird, what kind of slang is that, first I've seen it.
>I want to snuggle with someone who loves me for who I am all night, wake up to make them breakfast and eat them out, then snuggle some more tbqh.
This sounds nice, I guess I'll sign up for one of those too.