Submit to Allah or lose your head. This is your final warning

Submit to Allah or lose your head. This is your final warning.

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tell me about Allah. what is he like?

DEUS KEK INFIDEL

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submit to sanity or die in a hail of bullets. there are no more warnings

he is based and redpilled

Allah promised to get rid of all the emus!

I did not ask you

They are right though

He is based and redpilled and got rid of the emus for us.

ALLAH IS THE ONLY TRUE GOD, INFIDEL

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it reminds me of that Thor vs Christ meme
>Allah promised to get rid of all the emus
>Christ promised to get rid of all the wicked people
>I don't see many emus walking around

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come to outback then cunt

that is the point m8. Now OP has to kill all the emus to prove Allah works.

reddit tier.
God is the only answer.

OP couldn't leave his bedroom

wrong
I for one believe in OP

It is on, OP.
Deliver or, besides you, now Allah will also be forever known as the faggot who couldn't fight the emu.

Is this Heaven? The guy that's on here all day every day? I'll be getting Allah to smite you first.

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which makes your opinion worthless

*dabs on allah*

Listen moslems are shit tier.

Allah lives in my ass

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Allah does NOT live in your ass!

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god is everywhere right?
so is in my ass

He is omnipresent, yes, but He does not favour your ass over the Heavens! He prefers to be snug in some fluffy cloud!!

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What's yer offer?

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Huni, pay your fucking rent or I will sell your ass on internet.

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my son does not belong in combat
he is a tender thing

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Die takfiri cultist!

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he lives in
my ass

Calm down. Let's just have a burger and tell me why everybody likes this stupid shit.

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