/r9gay/ - #585

I'm overweight not obese and I'm ungroomed and I have curly bird nest looking hair I just don't take care of my self is all.

I know what I need to do but finding motivation while depressed is hard.

Also I've got social anxiety really bad so even showing my face if difficult and I'm not a fucking attractive type guy anyway.

Also I got chest hair which fucking pisses me off.

And I got a big ass beard buts that's on me for not shaving.

that's already what I do and it just drags my self esteem even lower as most people that end up "liking me" hate everything about me but my dick.

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That's a shame, mind if I see it though

>tfw gave out my contact info a couple threads back but didn't get added
oh well

last time I showed my pp people saved it and I know some guy who regularly catfishes in this thread has saved them.

Try posting it again

same, it always ends the same way, we get bored and yeah

No, I don't give it out randomly. We were talking in the thread for a little bit before I posted it.

Any luck on your quest of getting a BF

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Love shock baby

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True
Doesn't help that I'm an incredibly boring person without looks to make up for it

I haven't even left the starting village

Just our interests. There were only 4 people who posted their contact info in the last two threads if you really care enough to try to find me

Yeah, since I'm so charming and handsome (obviously). He likes me and we're going to have a date on valentine's day. Not these wimpy e-dates where we hang out in voice chat and play games or watch stuff, a real one. Hugs and heart-shaped pupils, everything.

pic related, it's basically him

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oh, the scuba stuff?

>oh, the scuba stuff?
yes that was me

whenever a group of british people talk, it's like wow

what you waffling on bout it being wow you div cunt

>mfw i take a nap

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a group of brits were at the subway station.
it's amazing that even in public they keep purposely mispronouncing words

>want to talk to him all the time
>he's super interesting and cute
>urge to text him repeatedly is overwhelming
>have to restrain myself so I don't put him off
>waiting for him to text back is agonizingly painful

What the fuck do I do I'm scared of losing him because of my clingy and needy nature but I like him a lot and I know he likes me a lot too.

>I know he likes me a lot too.
Do you?
Do you REALLY?

Were they talking about the under floory movey tube?

>trump supporter but kind of want a cute spic bf to fuck me

anyone else know these feels?

text him man

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Unless he's lying which I doubt.

I can't I was the last one who texted him and it'll surely annoy him if I text twice in a row

Give me a bf like this and I'll be forever happy.

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I hope you're a 10/10 and rich then bro

>no white bf to forget himself and call me the n word during sex and then i punch him

>(((boyfriend)))
Fucking prison gays

what is wrong with you domestic violence user?

How many of you are GENUINELY ugly? I'm willing to bet most of you are at least 7/10, have a few friends and are only slightly autistic

i'm violent, haven't you heard?

i go outside once a year outside of having to see doctors.
Have no actual friends, just people who tolerate me online.
I'm so autistic I've been deemed unfit to work and get neetbucks without having to be reassessed.
I'm bald, fat and hairy.
The only thing I have going for me is a 7.5 inch dick.

I am genuinely ugly, very little chin and lots of acne. but i am fairly skinny so thats nice.

no friends but probably not too autistic.

>The only thing I have going for me is a 7.5 inch dick.

jelly. plus its possible for you to improve on your weight. i can't fix my face.

>The only thing I have going for me is a 7.5 inch dick.
Wow seems like everyone has at least something going for them
I wish I could say the same about myself

I'm too much of an autistic retard to ever use it.
So it's just wasted on me.

very few people are genuinely ugly. it's just nerves.

>ugly
>resting bitch face
>fucked up skin
>pencil dick

Wow you are (unfortunately) literally me

I'm just sick in the head and have intense troubles talking to people
I've tried it before, I'm not sure boyfriends and friends in general are for me
I found one person I was semi-comfortable with but he left me, I reckon my fear of affection and intimacy pushed him away.

why did he leave you? and are you sure of that?

>post about how ugly and unlikable i am
>everyone else gets replies but i don't
>even the misfits don't want me

wake me up

Sorry no one replied to you
Hello how are you?

I can't be certain but he tried getting closer to me but I sorta pushed back without even really thinking
his worries only got worse after that and not long later he told me he couldn't talk anymore
I think I loved him, I was just too afraid to say it

Hi everyone here :)

i didn't go to class today, whoops

pretty okay just unemployed and bored and loney

you shouldn't miss class mister!

i fucking refuse to believe your boyfriend is a perfect blonde frenchman who occasionally dresses up in a leather catsuit

Me too, been a NEET for 5 years now

well i forgot my wallet so i couldn't go on the subway. so i went home and now i'm still here a few hours later.
it's the first week i'll be fine.

just for the last 2 weeks here

youtube.com/watch?v=ZqpXrDuLqE0
this will make you feel better

Ah that sucks, I've never worked before but I'm 20

thanks user, helped a little
nice dubs by the way

not to brag but I know i'm not ugly, it's my subhuman tier hair genes that make me nervous and insecure. you'll notice all homo boys want someone with a thick anime mop of hair.

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hehe lole 88 good number

No, but I've made several friends and met a potential bf from this thread, but unfortunately he lives very far away

I really want to be the boy in that image, somebody please chain me up and fuck me rigourously until I'm moaning and writhing with pleasure

>tfw no cute, hung bf to jack off and the cuddle with after I've licked all his cum up

I like scuba too user

No, if anything the last 2 weeks make me want to abandon quest.

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i'm too polite to capitalize this

>far away
so take a taxi

Not many taxis cross the Atlantic Ocean I'm afraid

Fug
idk then try to talk with him and set something up?
are you both working? chime in together

Hi guys.

I'm 22 as of a few months ago, am I gay because I've been on Jow Forums looking at dicks for 9 years? I've never had a crush on another guy before, fictional or otherwise. Is it because I have a self esteem issue? Is it because I didn't have the same social interactions as other boys my age?

Is it possible that the bullies that called me gay from elementary to high school were wrong, but my brain is so retarded that it gave up and decided to be gay?

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Other side of the Atlantic. Sorry to disappoint

but are you cute too user?

I'd say I'm reasonably handsome. I've been hit on by both sexes a couple of times and lost my virginity to a woman.

>lost your virginity
oh boy, you're much more experienced than I am then

what's with the influx of attractive normalfags
these threads are quickly losing the last remnants of value they once had
why do I even bother checking anymore

What constitutes losing virginity? Any sexual act at all?

Friendly reminder that you're all really cute and will get bfs! You're all capable of self-improvement and becoming the ideal version of yourself!

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Well, I put my penis in her vagina

woo, thanks user
I'm trying my best

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No, I mean if I want to lose my virginity. I've blown 3 guys, but I've never penetrated or been penetrated. I still want to lose my virginity to a woman.

sounds utterly gross user
how could you do such a thing?

I've blown a guy before and I don't consider that I've lost my virginity to a guy

Gross, no true gay would ever fuck a used goods, that were used by a woman no less.

>tfw no bf to give a piggyback ride

I really didn't enjoy it to be honest. I had to finish myself off

Have you ever been scuba diving before? I think I'd really like to go sometime, even if I'm less interested now compared to before

>tfw the user that responded to me when I posted about wanting to give a short user piggy-back rides turned out to be a catfish.
Fucking kill me.

That's it. I give up on being fem. It's too hard. New plan - I'm just gonna get Jow Forums so I can get a fem bf.

fems tend to either only want fems, baras or sugar daddies.

Now make out

Sounds cute. Used to have a house mate that would pick me up
It gave me a boner every time and I had to dash off afterwards

I have. I haven't done it in a while though, I'm not as fit as I used to be, but I'd love to get back into it!

Where have you done it? Also, I didn't think you needed to be all that fit to do it - am I mistaken in thinking that?