Whats the point now if I got stretch marks on my forearms?

Bad skin genetics

>shaving your arm hair

alldayidreamaboutfood.com/keto-chicken-quesadillas/

W-wait... You guys actually haven't seen these before?

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Sweet fuck. Spare us all the novel and just post a screenshot next time.

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There is a saying "scars make men beautiful" or someshit like that.

>several paragraphs hyping up the recipe and plugging sponsors
>HOW TO MAKE
>goes on another tangent
Why do they always do this shit?

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back in the day youd buy a recipe book with cash or inherit them from grandma. Now you pay with views and clicks

>cauliflower crust
fucking ketofags

>inherit 70 year old cookbook from grandma
>it's vegetarian
The fuck, grandma? You had a coffee can of lard next to your stove your entire life.

>one can of lard for 75 years
It's not like she used it too often then, did she?

Lard is vegetarian dumbass. No meat

Just lie and say it's scarring from fighting off a wolf or some shit.

Oh lololololl
I like this one

Based and Lloydpilled

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>scars make men beautiful
some scars dont
depends on the scar

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This looks like you slept on some crumpled bedsheets

Nobody gives a shit but you. That's the point.